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    Jan 04, 2012 6:49 PM GMT
    I, Jaken, am a fortune teller. I can see the future. Ask me anything, and let your fate be revealed!










    Start asking biatches!
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    Jan 04, 2012 6:53 PM GMT
    Hi Jaken, oh grand fortune teller of all fortune tellers, what does my future hold?
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    Jan 04, 2012 6:55 PM GMT
    You shall become a Greek God, the heir to Hercules's throne.

    Oh wait...my crystal ball is wanting to show me something else. Hold on...it's a little cloudy.

    Oh, here it is, and you shall have a dog named Myrtle.
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    Jan 04, 2012 8:17 PM GMT
    Oh Jaken, question!

    Will I be marrying a fellow RJ member sometime soon? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 04, 2012 8:20 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin saidOh Jaken, question!

    Will I be marrying a fellow RJ member sometime soon? icon_biggrin.gif


    Ok, lemme shake my crystal ball. No fortune....sorry. This is why I do it for free you know?
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    Jan 04, 2012 8:20 PM GMT
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    Jan 04, 2012 8:22 PM GMT
    Jaken said
    GigoloAssassin saidOh Jaken, question!

    Will I be marrying a fellow RJ member sometime soon? icon_biggrin.gif


    Ok, lemme shake my crystal ball. No fortune....sorry. This is why I do it for free you know?


    fell into that one... icon_rolleyes.gif
    (grabs Prada purse and leaves)
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    Jan 04, 2012 8:25 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    Jaken said
    GigoloAssassin saidOh Jaken, question!

    Will I be marrying a fellow RJ member sometime soon? icon_biggrin.gif


    Ok, lemme shake my crystal ball. No fortune....sorry. This is why I do it for free you know?


    fell into that one... icon_rolleyes.gif
    (grabs Prada purse and leaves)


    Thank you, tell your friends about me!
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    Jan 04, 2012 8:37 PM GMT
    Will this thread die a most painful and agonizing death?
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:34 PM GMT
    TriAthInCA saidWill this thread die a most painful and agonizing death?


    Lemme see what the cards say: Hmmm...now this is False Clown card, meaning there are lies that will be spread here (kind of like how I completely jipped that one guy into thinking he had no fortune.)

    Next card is the Two-Faced Two-Face card, meaning, I will be watching Batman: The Dark Night again for the 34th time.

    And lastly....The Donald Trump card. This thread will make MILLIONS!

    There, fortune read!
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:36 PM GMT
    Me nooo speak AmericanoooOooo....yeeeEeah...
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:38 PM GMT
    Lenoxx said Me nooo speak AmericanoooOooo....yeeeEeah...


    Ummmm...fortune cloudy, please try again.
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:39 PM GMT
    what is the meaning of life.. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:39 PM GMT
    So I am going on a trip tomorrow and I have a few inquiries:

    Will people put out?
    Will I get what I am after on this trip?
    Will I have time to visit some other places while on my trip?
    And finally, do I need to put out while on the trip?
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:40 PM GMT
    Claystation saidSo I am going on a trip tomorrow and I have a few inquiries:

    Will people put out?
    Will I get what I am after on this trip?
    Will I have time to visit some other places while on my trip?
    And finally, do I need to put out while on the trip?


    Im not a fortune teller, but I can tell you #1 is a yes, and #4 is a no.

    Figure out how others will put out and you wont :-)
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:40 PM GMT
    Jaken said
    TriAthInCA saidWill this thread die a most painful and agonizing death?


    Lemme see what the cards say: Hmmm...now this is False Clown card, meaning there are lies that will be spread here (kind of like how I completely jipped that one guy into thinking he had no fortune.)

    Next card is the Two-Faced Two-Face card, meaning, I will be watching Batman: The Dark Night again for the 34th time.

    And lastly....The Donald Trump card. This thread will make MILLIONS!

    There, fortune read!


    Touche icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:41 PM GMT
    Again, so this is what RealJock has come to?

    What happened to the good ole days when this place was all about fitness, Health and Life?

    It's just so sad nowadays..... :-(
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:42 PM GMT
    d4orce saidAgain, so this is what RealJock has come to?

    What happened to the good ole days when this place was all about fitness, Health and Life?

    It's just so sad nowadays..... :-(


    No one comments on those threads dude. I cant get advice on that either. Either way if you dont like it, then GET OUT!
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:42 PM GMT
    azimmwax saidwhat is the meaning of life.. icon_biggrin.gif


    Lemme see....hocus pocus diddly ocus blah.....The meaning of life is free bacon, and Ozzy Osbourne eating a raw dog.
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:44 PM GMT
    Does jaken know that he is a handsome lad?
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:44 PM GMT
    Claystation saidSo I am going on a trip tomorrow and I have a few inquiries:

    Will people put out?
    Will I get what I am after on this trip?
    Will I have time to visit some other places while on my trip?
    And finally, do I need to put out while on the trip?


    1.)Will people put out? I don't understand.
    2.)Will I get what I am after on this trip? *Shakes Crystal Ball* Most certainly.
    3.)Will I have time to visit some other places while on my trip? Shakes Crystal Ball *You will be extremely rich!*
    4.)And finally, do I need to put out while on the trip? I don't understand
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:44 PM GMT
    @d4orce

    Edit: Nevermind someone else already covered it
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:45 PM GMT
    Jaken said

    1.)Will people put out? I don't understand.
    2.)Will I get what I am after on this trip? *Shakes Crystal Ball* Most certainly.
    3.)Will I have time to visit some other places while on my trip? Shakes Crystal Ball *You will be extremely rich!*
    4.)And finally, do I need to put out while on the trip? I don't understand


    What kind of fortune telling is that?

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    Jan 04, 2012 9:46 PM GMT
    oaksen saidDoes jaken know that he is a handsome lad?


    Give me your palm *Looks over your palm*....beauty is in the eye of the beholder, seeing is believing, and believing is seeing. Oh...and there are free hot dogs near your nearest supermarket.
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    Claystation said
    Jaken said

    1.)Will people put out? I don't understand.
    2.)Will I get what I am after on this trip? *Shakes Crystal Ball* Most certainly.
    3.)Will I have time to visit some other places while on my trip? Shakes Crystal Ball *You will be extremely rich!*
    4.)And finally, do I need to put out while on the trip? I don't understand


    What kind of fortune telling is that?



    The kind that is free my friend! icon_smile.gif