Smell of dishwasher detergent

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    Jan 04, 2012 9:18 PM GMT
    Why does dishwasher detergent smells like sperm? icon_eek.gif
  • LJay

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    Jan 04, 2012 9:27 PM GMT
    Shouldn't the question be why does your sperm smell like dishwasher detergent?
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:28 PM GMT
    the smell of semen is sometimes likened to smelling faintly like bleach. You are smelling the bleach in the dishwasher detergent.

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    Jan 04, 2012 9:28 PM GMT
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:40 PM GMT
    so there is bleach in sperm icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:45 PM GMT
    lol
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    Jan 04, 2012 9:48 PM GMT
    graphicb saidWhy does dishwasher detergent smells like sperm? icon_eek.gif


    What brand are you using?! icon_confused.gif
    My dishwasher detergent has the scent of pomegranates.
  • allatonce

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    Jan 05, 2012 12:26 AM GMT
    graphicb saidWhy does dishwasher detergent smells like sperm? icon_eek.gif


    Um, I was keeping my sperm there for future use. Can you please stop wasting it on the dishes.
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    Jan 05, 2012 12:36 AM GMT
    allatonce said
    graphicb saidWhy does dishwasher detergent smells like sperm? icon_eek.gif


    Um, I was keeping my sperm there for future use. Can you please stop wasting it on the dishes.


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    Jan 05, 2012 2:23 AM GMT
    because the person who invented diswasher detergent was a gay man
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    Jan 05, 2012 2:26 AM GMT
    arikee123 saidbecause the person who invented diswasher detergent was a gay man


    N'Uh! Because the man who invented sperm discovered that it also worked well as a dish detergent!!
  • JP85257

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    Jan 05, 2012 2:30 AM GMT
    Yah. Why would you use something to clean your dishes that smells like cum.

    Ours smells like.........Clean dishes........
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    Jan 05, 2012 2:47 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    graphicb saidWhy does dishwasher detergent smells like sperm? icon_eek.gif


    What brand are you using?! icon_confused.gif
    My dishwasher detergent has the scent of pomegranates.


    That's why after you have sex, the guy says, "Do you smell.....pomegranates??" icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 3:07 AM GMT
    Clothes detergents are also an issue

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    Jan 05, 2012 3:11 AM GMT
    graphicb saidWhy does dishwasher detergent smells like sperm? icon_eek.gif


    Maybe it's the other way around... why does your sperm smell like dishwasher detergent?
    And why is the detergent bottle empty in the mornings even though it was full the night before? icon_eek.gif

    EXPERIMENT: Get another bottle of detergent with a completely different scent. If it smells the same as your cum, and if there's less and less in the bottle, well, I think you have your answer. icon_surprised.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 3:15 AM GMT
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    Jan 05, 2012 3:17 AM GMT
    I had to try out this little "science project" here.....

    After a handful of Crisco, a Sean Cody porn vid and thoughts of being doinked by Tom Brady, I have come to a conclusion.....

    My semen does not have a scent....at all. OMG! Is something wrong? I smell it....nothing. I go into the kitchen and pull out the box of Cascade and sniff it...smells like Cascade......

    I smell nothing........Could a scent be the cause from something that was eaten, by chance? If that's the case, ingesting Cascade might be a tad dangerous!!
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    Jan 05, 2012 3:44 AM GMT
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    Semen the poor man's Clorox. Lemme get that stain for you.
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:36 AM GMT
    Why does lentil soup smell like foreskin smegma?
  • allatonce

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    Jan 05, 2012 6:53 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidWhy does lentil soup smell like foreskin smegma?


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