What are some of the most OVERUSED phrases in personal profiles?

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    Jan 04, 2012 11:40 PM GMT
    Everyone has visited someone's personal profile ad on dating websites at some point. Are there any generic words/phrases that you've seen recycled over and over again?icon_mad.gif Don't be shy or embarrass if you used these before.

    Here are some examples:
    "I live life to the fullest!"
    "I'm down to earth and/or looking for someone down to earth..."
    "I'm very laid-back"
    "Looking for THE ONE/soulmate"
    "I like to take long walks on the beach"
    "My glass half-full"
    "I don't know what to write or say here..."
    "If you share my interests, msg me now -"just ask"
    "New here, just checking this thing out."
    "I'm fit so you be too"

    From other RJ members:
    "no pic no reply"
    "I'm a real person. So no fake people allowed!!!"
    -"No fats fems Asians"<--icon_cry.gif
    -"I don't bite...much/unless you want me to/etc"
    -"I'm a fun easy-going person, but I know when to be serious, too"
    -"I'm a nerd/geek/dork"
    "I'm classy"or "Be classy"
    "not into the gay scene"
    "just your average/normal/regular guy"
    craigslist's favorites:"I'm just a chill dude, looking for other chill dudes to hang with" "No drama" "D&D free here" "VGL" "HUNG" "MATURE" "easy going" "drama free" "clean" "Very Discrete" "DL" "NSA" "Frat Guy" "Very Straight Acting" "BBC" "Very Generous Guy" "Behind Closed Doors" "Not Gay" "Married Guy here" "All American Guy here" "College Jock" "POZ"" Fuc_bud" "Bi" "Very Masculine" "New to Guys" "You Host" "Send pic in first e-mail" "Clean guy here" "FWB"
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    Jan 05, 2012 12:11 AM GMT
    oaksen saidEveryone has visited someone's personal profile ad on various websites at some point. Are there any generic words/phrases that you've seen overused to death?icon_mad.gif

    Here are some examples that I've seen over and over again:
    "I live life to the fullest!"
    "I'm down to earth and/or looking for someone down to earth..."
    "I'm very laid-back"
    "Looking for THE ONE/soulmate"
    "I like to go for long walks on the beach"
    "My glass half-full"
    "I don't know what to write or say here..."
    "If you share my interests, msg me now -"just ask"
    "New here, just checking this thing out."
    "I'm fit so you be too"


    lmaoo heres one i see all the time, no pic no reply, i mean there are some people with no picture that are interesting, look at clay profile he got no pic, but wait hes not interestingicon_neutral.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 12:15 AM GMT
    archon said
    lmaoo heres one i see all the time, no pic no reply, i mean there are some people with no picture that are interesting, look at clay profile he got no pic, but wait hes not interestingicon_neutral.gif

    Wait when did clay every had no pic? All I've ever seen are his "me and ma guitar" pics.
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    Jan 05, 2012 12:16 AM GMT
    I hate when people use the word "fake". It sounds so juvenile. Like "I'm a real person. So no fake people allowed!!!" WTF does that mean? Fake? Like robots? Clones???
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    Jan 05, 2012 12:25 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidI hate when people use the word "fake". It sounds so juvenile. Like "I'm a real person. So no fake people allowed!!!" WTF does that mean? Fake? Like robots? Clones???
    I've seen that one before, but I think it has to deal with the "catfish" situation. For example: some geezer impersonating a young hot guy.
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    Jan 05, 2012 12:30 AM GMT
    -"No fats fems Asians"
    -"I don't bite...much/unless you want me to/etc"
    -"I'm a fun easy-going person, but I know when to be serious, too"
    -"I'm a nerd/geek/dork"
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    Jan 05, 2012 12:42 AM GMT
    oaksen said
    archon said
    lmaoo heres one i see all the time, no pic no reply, i mean there are some people with no picture that are interesting, look at clay profile he got no pic, but wait hes not interestingicon_neutral.gif

    Wait when did clay every had no pic? All I've ever seen are his "me and ma guitar" pics.


    thats not really him, its a fake pic
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    Jan 05, 2012 12:44 AM GMT
    mightymanlet said-"No fats fems Asians"
    -"I don't bite...much/unless you want me to/etc"
    -"I'm a fun easy-going person, but I know when to be serious, too"
    -"I'm a nerd/geek/dork"


    lmfaoooooooooo how about only like mascular out doors type of guys, like wtf is an outdoor type of guy, does not everyone go outside, i think he might mean a muscular bum from the streets
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    Jan 05, 2012 1:12 AM GMT
    "I'm classy"

    "Be classy"

    Classy people don't describe themselves as classy.
  • JDean

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    Jan 05, 2012 1:18 AM GMT
    "No Drama"

    I find most people that say that, have drama issues.
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    Jan 05, 2012 1:19 AM GMT
    Jd22639 said"No Drama"

    I find most people that say that, have drama issues.


    hahaha believe me they do, you wont see non of those douch bags post hereicon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 3:51 AM GMT
    VGL
    HUNG
    MATURE
    I'm Looking for a relationship - here is a pic of my penis
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:07 AM GMT
    laid back (3368 RJ profiles)
    easy going (3927 RJ profiles)
    down to earth (4501 RJ profiles)
    drama free (650 profiles), no drama (1097), low drama (132)
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:39 AM GMT
    "not into the gay scene"

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    Jan 05, 2012 4:41 AM GMT
    I'm just a chill dude, looking for other chill dudes to hang with.
  • Crocodile

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    Jan 05, 2012 4:48 AM GMT
    'Under 24s only'
    ''say Hi'
    ''partnered guy looking for chat'

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    Jan 05, 2012 4:49 AM GMT
    no fatties
    no fems
    no oldies
    lmfao
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:54 AM GMT
    I'll not only give you over-used phrases, I'll even provide translations:

    1.) I'm smart, and hot. Double package.

    Translation: I'm not very original, because I just want to get inside a person's pants. After all, men who are smart, have got to be good-looking, so, why not I give it a try?

    2.) I'm in college.

    Translation: I'm a 44 yr. old, who may be a slight bit or is overweight, and I just wanna wack off.

    3.) I love meeting new people.

    Translation: I love meeting new people...so I can fuck someone's fart box.

    4.) I'm not perfect.

    Translation: I'm not perfect

    I think when people do profiles and they put up stuff like how vulnerable they are or how weak they are in certain areas, I personally think they are telling the truth. Anyone can stretch the truth to make them look good, that isn't a very hard thing to do. But to put stuff on your profile that is faulty, is probably more than likely true.

    Someone once said to me "We never reveal our true-selves, until we are vulnerable."
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:57 AM GMT
    "Fuck all this typing shit. I want a profile, not a fucking novel. If you wanna know more about me, go fuck yourself. I'll tell ya more about me if you videotape said activity and send it to me."
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    Jan 05, 2012 5:05 AM GMT
    "just your average guy" 1081 profiles on RealJock
    "normal guy here" 457 RJ profiles
    "regular guy" 1214 RJ profiles
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    Jan 05, 2012 5:07 AM GMT
    Iceblink said"just your average guy" 1081 profiles on RealJock
    "normal guy here" 457 RJ profiles
    "regular guy" 1214 RJ profiles


    It just means, "I'm batshit, run."
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    Jan 05, 2012 5:15 AM GMT
    Frankly, I think the majority of written profiles are irrelevant as long as there are lots of hot pix of bulging pecs, legs and biceps.
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    Jan 05, 2012 6:14 AM GMT
    the "i'm laid back" profiles always make me laugh because they're the first to bitch about things that annoy them in the forums
  • Rolland

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    Jan 05, 2012 6:17 AM GMT
    sorry i dont like femz... <--------------------------icon_cry.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 6:18 AM GMT
    I'm a masculine (or Straight acting) guy and I'm looking for the same