I've Decided to Abstain From it All in 2012.!

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    Jan 05, 2012 7:18 AM GMT
    No sex.
    No masturbation.
    No kissing.
    No cuddling.

    None of it.! Wish me luck on this journey for 2012.
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    Jan 05, 2012 7:21 AM GMT
    funniest thing ive read all day. thanks.
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    Jan 05, 2012 7:22 AM GMT
    I tried that once, failed in about 10 minutes. Giving you less than a week.
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    Jan 05, 2012 7:24 AM GMT
    ChangeofName saidfunniest thing ive read all day. thanks.

    It's been 5 days now and I've yet to fail. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 7:25 AM GMT
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    LO-FUCKING-L!!!


    I'll give you a month and maybe a week! icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 7:25 AM GMT
    dtx82011 saidI tried that once, failed in about 10 minutes. Giving you less than a week.

    Don't underestimate me.! icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 7:25 AM GMT
    That just sounds awful.

    ...also, if you don't masturbate for long enough, prepare for a late night visit from the nocturnal fairy.
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    Jan 05, 2012 7:25 AM GMT
    Chattman91 saidicon_neutral.gif ..............




    LO-FUCKING-L!!!


    I'll give you a month and maybe a week! icon_lol.gif

    Dang, just a month.? Watch me go the whole year. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 7:26 AM GMT
    nosnevets saidThat just sounds awful.

    ...also, if you don't masturbate for long enough, prepare for a late night visit from the nocturnal fairy.

    Nocturnal emissions don't count because that I cannot help. As long as I don't touch it, I'm in the clear. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 9:04 AM GMT
    The question isn't about willpower, it's desire.
    Why the hell would you want to do this?!!
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    Jan 05, 2012 12:40 PM GMT
    Uh... why?
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    Jan 05, 2012 12:53 PM GMT
    +1 to people asking why.

    I don't get it.
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    Jan 05, 2012 1:00 PM GMT

    I've decided not to eat anything this year.

    No food.
    No beverages.
    No supplements.
    Nothing.

    Wish me luck!
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    Jan 05, 2012 1:02 PM GMT
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  • Jan 05, 2012 1:42 PM GMT
    Ermine saidThe question isn't about willpower, it's desire.
    Why the hell would you want to do this?!!


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    Jan 05, 2012 1:54 PM GMT
    This is awesome! It's not like sexual desire is a basic biological function like eating, drinking, sleeping, or going to the bathroom.

    Remember, sex is bad. And suppressing sexual desire while eliminating sex is admirable!


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    Jan 05, 2012 2:13 PM GMT
    TheLetterD saidNo sex.
    No masturbation.
    No kissing.
    No cuddling.

    None of it.! Wish me luck on this journey for 2012.
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    Hahaha. The only way you are going to succeed at this is.....

    1. put your dick in one of those "cock locks" and give one of us the keys...or...
    2. Lie about succeeding.

    Otherwise we will never know if you are telling the truth.

    Also.......WHY???? It's just going to make you one irritable person to be around. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • thinkplus321

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    Jan 05, 2012 2:16 PM GMT
    You can do it! It'll be tough. Maybe you should think of trying 40 days and 40 nights, then in time attempting a year? icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 6:46 PM GMT
    To all those asking "why"...

    "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard"
    -JFK

    (no pun intended...sorta icon_wink.gif )

    I think the OP is farking insane, but if he can pull it off, kudos on the amount of sheer willpower to do it.
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    Jan 05, 2012 6:49 PM GMT
    Hey dudes, it's possible. I went without Porn and Masturbation for 1 month, 3 weeks, and 6 days. It's not possible.

    I've abstained from sex my whole life.

    I say, props to you man. You can do it....if I can do it, anyone can.
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    Jan 05, 2012 6:51 PM GMT
    HA all due respect but you're full of shit lol but good luck I give you 3 weeks tops...don't you know masturbating is healthy for you? especially once reaching adulthood. but again do you man but i doubt it'll last.
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    Jan 05, 2012 6:53 PM GMT

    WHY?
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    Jan 05, 2012 6:54 PM GMT
    Did you also know that there are studies that say masturbating is bad for you as well?

    I've personally never ran across a study that said it was good for you, but I don't need to. Everytime I masturbate, I kind of feel crappy about it....so I try not to masturbate.
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    Jan 05, 2012 6:56 PM GMT
    mightymanlet saidTo all those asking "why"...

    "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard"
    -JFK

    (no pun intended...sorta icon_wink.gif )

    I think the OP is farking insane, but if he can pull it off, kudos on the amount of sheer willpower to do it.



    Oh I'm sure he'll be pulling it off, alright... In about a week's time!

    I just don't get why? Were you obsessively masturbating? Were you obsessively fucking things? Were these activities impeding your judgement and quality of life? Watching too much Pron? I just don't get why you'd GIVE THEM UP unless they were negatively effecting your life...

    And if they were, then giving them up won't help, it will make it worse. If you were already obsessing about 'sex' then giving it up is just another form of obsessing over it, but you're not releasing the tension (literally.) Maybe just control it and say only once a day etc. etc>


    wait- why do I fucking care? brb while I go jacksturbate.
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    Jan 05, 2012 6:58 PM GMT
    DJBoston said
    WHY?


    ^
    this...

    You are probably going to have trouble sleeping. All that energy is going to keep building up.