Dear Realjock...

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    Jan 06, 2012 6:54 PM GMT
    I need your help

    Please yell insultful, derogatory insults at me until I get off my fat ass and go work out icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 06, 2012 8:16 PM GMT
    But, your a$$ isn't really all that f--, oh, wait, I get it.

    GET THE HECK UP OFF YO "FAT" A$$, FOOL! icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 06, 2012 8:17 PM GMT
    Why not wait till you bear comes home and have hot sweaty sex thats last an hour?
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    Jan 06, 2012 8:21 PM GMT
    Most of us have taken some time off from the gym (illness, vacation, a malaise) and it is hard to get back into it sometimes. I've been working out since high school and have had some lapses. What works for me is to just get dressed and get back in there. Your first time back may seem sluggish for a few minutes - but consider this.........you'll feel like a million bucks after your first work out is over. You'll be so glad you got off your ass and got in there. Just do it. The first day back is going to put you back on track.
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    Jan 06, 2012 8:23 PM GMT
    Is This what you want to become fatty mcfat fat?

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    Jan 06, 2012 8:26 PM GMT
    MsclDrew saidI need your help

    Please yell insultful, derogatory insults at me until I get off my fat ass and go work out icon_redface.gif


    LOL. I won't yell at you. But I will say this:

    Why don't you post your latest picture and let us critique your latest fitness progress? That will definitely motivate you to go to the gym and workout. Hard.
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    Jan 06, 2012 8:26 PM GMT
    MsclDrew saidI need your help

    Please yell insultful, derogatory insults at me until I get off my fat ass and go work out icon_redface.gif


    Bitch go to the gym or you shall become invisible to us!
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:31 PM GMT
    Cityaznguy said
    MsclDrew saidI need your help

    Please yell insultful, derogatory insults at me until I get off my fat ass and go work out icon_redface.gif


    LOL. I won't yell at you. But I will say this:

    Why don't you post your latest picture and let us critique your latest fitness progress? That will definitely motivate you to go to the gym and workout. Hard.


    Are you saying you think he's fat? Or that we're all catty bitches (yourself excluded of course)?
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:44 PM GMT
    Lucille always knows what to say.

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    Jan 06, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    MsclDrew saidI need your help

    Please yell insultful, derogatory insults at me until I get off my fat ass and go work out icon_redface.gif


    Go work out you fat ass icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    Protect your investment... gotta keep those assets! icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:57 PM GMT
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    Go to the gym or your ass won't be able to do this! icon_evil.gif
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:57 PM GMT
    MsclDrew saidI need your help

    Please yell insultful, derogatory insults at me until I get off my fat ass and go work out icon_redface.gif

    You look a guy that knows what he needs to do and does it. Stop whining and start.
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:59 PM GMT
    catch saidLucille always knows what to say.

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    I loves me some Gangy!
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    Jan 06, 2012 10:21 PM GMT
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    mmmm sugar coating *drools*
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    Jan 06, 2012 10:28 PM GMT
    Thank you guys...

    And you don't want to see the latest picture.... It would scare small children

    I also found €20 in the gutter on my way home

    The lesson seems to be get off your fat ass and the universe will reward you
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    Jan 06, 2012 10:53 PM GMT
    n8698u said
    catch saidLucille always knows what to say.

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    I loves me some Gangy!


    Can we make posting Lucille gifs a thing? Because they are always valid. I can think of so many threads where this one best describes my thoughts:

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    P.S. Get off ur butt an workout OP!
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    Jan 06, 2012 10:57 PM GMT
    imasrxd said
    MsclDrew saidI need your help

    Please yell insultful, derogatory insults at me until I get off my fat ass and go work out icon_redface.gif

    You look a guy that knows what he needs to do and does it. Stop whining and start.


    Yeah but when sexy muscular guys order me to... It's more motivating icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 06, 2012 10:58 PM GMT
    I don't call people fat names, because that sort of falls in the category of hate speech to me - because I spent years on the receiving end of that - for real.. not in a playful or funny way.

    But I will be glad to send you this motivational t-shirt that I think I am going to order for myself...

    foolproof_diet_plan_1_get_off_your_lazy_
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    Jan 06, 2012 11:23 PM GMT
    Montague saidIs This what you want to become fatty mcfat fat?

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    +1
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    Jan 06, 2012 11:25 PM GMT
    I think 1 of those was enough for this thead....Is anyone else wondering why he's smiling?

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    Jan 11, 2012 1:11 AM GMT
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    Jan 11, 2012 1:16 AM GMT
    Come eat delicious cookies with me =o

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    Jan 11, 2012 1:21 AM GMT
    jpBITCHva saidAriodante:

    You, sir, are a pornographer of the most debased and vicious kind.


    My sexy cookie pics made you tingle and you know it ;o
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    Jan 11, 2012 1:40 AM GMT
    Dear realjock,

    Please stop distracting me from life icon_confused.gif