Secrets Gay Men Don't Want Straight people to know

  • Karnage

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    Jan 06, 2012 8:07 PM GMT
    "But if topping is like a merry-go-round, then bottoming is like the best fucking roller coaster you've ever been on in your life."

    This article is hilarious!

    http://gawker.com/5873476/the-secrets-gay-men-dont-want-straight-people-to-know
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    Jan 06, 2012 8:35 PM GMT
    Wait... "a gay-interest web site for heterosexual women."


    K... wtf? icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 06, 2012 8:51 PM GMT
    Funny!
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    Jan 06, 2012 8:53 PM GMT
    In all honestly, I love being gay and the many of the gay men know are the most talented guys I have ever met. We have the talents of men (fixing and building and repairing) and the talents of women (creating and innovating and designing)

    I told someone the other day, "You know why God only made 7% of the population gay? It is because if it was higher than we would run everything."
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:00 PM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle saidIn all honestly, I love being gay and the many of the gay men know are the most talented guys I have ever met. We have the talents of men (fixing and building and repairing) and the talents of women (creating and innovating and designing)

    I told someone the other day, "You know why God only made 7% of the population gay? It is because if it was higher than we would run everything."


    Well said!!
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:00 PM GMT
    I want to ask my neighbors over for a sling party.

    One of them is a really hot Denver cop who is basically a Chris Hemsworth look-a-like and his boyfriend is sort of a schlubby lay around who lost his job sometime a few months ago and instead of looking for and getting a new one, he got fat and bitter.

    This could be the my lucky day!
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:11 PM GMT
    Not sure if satire... or disturbing social commentary.
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:12 PM GMT
    I am really close friends with a gay couple who have recently introduced a 3rd party to their relationship. We call them the trouple now.

    Anyways, I was trying to explain this to my straight couple friends that we go to dinner with occasionally. They were simultaneously aghast and fascinated.
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:13 PM GMT
    Haaretz saidI want to ask my neighbors over for a sling party.

    One of them is a really hot Denver cop who is basically a Chris Hemsworth look-a-like and his boyfriend is sort of a schlubby lay around who lost his job sometime a few months ago and instead of looking for and getting a new one, he got fat and bitter.

    This could be the my lucky day!


    Just leave the bitter one at home.
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:34 PM GMT
    Lol i lol'ed at the football screen in a sports bar vs drag queen in a gay bar reference
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:37 PM GMT
    Sounds about right.

    A straight co-worker and acquaintance wrote a vanity press book once called something like Beer, sex, and high 5's: the disgusting but true world of guys in which he admitted enjoying getting fingered by his girlfriend. Somehow this came up at lunch in the cafeteria and it was hilarious to watch some of the macho responses.
  • commoncoll

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    Jan 06, 2012 9:39 PM GMT
    Ugh! If it's meant to be funny, it's not. It's just stupid.
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    Jan 06, 2012 9:39 PM GMT
    endo said
    Anyways, I was trying to explain this to my straight couple friends that we go to dinner with occasionally. They were simultaneously aghast and fascinated.


    LOL, I've done the same thing. You should've seen the look on their faces when I told them that *I* was the third. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jan 06, 2012 10:44 PM GMT
    Animus saidNot sure if satire... or disturbing social commentary.


    seriously.
  • ac416

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    Jan 06, 2012 11:18 PM GMT
    Except for the poppers be amazing (for me anyways). Seems all true! I love the celebrity comment cuz it's hard to explain to straight friends why we love some people that havent done anything mainstream for years and years. . And bottoming is more fun then chasing a million dragons for sure! icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 06, 2012 11:29 PM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle In all honestly, I love being gay and the many of the gay men know are the most talented guys I have ever met. We have the talents of men (fixing and building and repairing) and the talents of women (creating and innovating and designing)

    I told someone the other day, "You know why God only made 7% of the population gay? It is because if it was higher than we would run everything."


    This is the BEST!!! I'm going to use it, I'll even quote you every-time if I have to! icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 06, 2012 11:32 PM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle saidI told someone the other day, "You know why God only made 7% of the population gay? It is because if it was higher than we would run everything."

    That's a keeper I'm gonna shamelessly poach. icon_biggrin.gif
  • Karnage

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    Jan 06, 2012 11:38 PM GMT
    endo saidI am really close friends with a gay couple who have recently introduced a 3rd party to their relationship. We call them the trouple now.

    Anyways, I was trying to explain this to my straight couple friends that we go to dinner with occasionally. They were simultaneously aghast and fascinated.


    I have some friends like that too. The couple was together for more than a year, and now the "trouple" has been together for two more!


    PS, Yay I made a thread that's staying on the front page!
  • Buddha

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    Jan 06, 2012 11:39 PM GMT
    So I'm 0,01% of the gay population :C?
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    Jan 06, 2012 11:53 PM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle saidIn all honestly, I love being gay and the many of the gay men know are the most talented guys I have ever met. We have the talents of men (fixing and building and repairing) and the talents of women (creating and innovating and designing)

    I told someone the other day, "You know why God only made 7% of the population gay? It is because if it was higher than we would run everything."


    +1
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    Jan 07, 2012 12:20 AM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle saidIn all honestly, I love being gay and the many of the gay men know are the most talented guys I have ever met. We have the talents of men (fixing and building and repairing) and the talents of women (creating and innovating and designing)

    I told someone the other day, "You know why God only made 7% of the population gay? It is because if it was higher than we would run everything."


    Don't the Jews already run everything?
  • groundcombat

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    Jan 07, 2012 12:25 AM GMT
    This was amazingly accurate and hilarious!
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    Jan 07, 2012 12:26 AM GMT
    Very nice, thought a lot is untrue to me...bottoming does not hurt very time....I don't want to fuck straight guys (to much work).

    Love the last part about drag queens!
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    Jan 07, 2012 12:31 AM GMT
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    Alpha_Muscle saidIn all honestly, I love being gay and the many of the gay men know are the most talented guys I have ever met. We have the talents of men (fixing and building and repairing) and the talents of women (creating and innovating and designing)

    I told someone the other day, "You know why God only made 7% of the population gay? It is because if it was higher than we would run everything."


    Well said!!


    That's a good one but I often heard it was to balance the population.
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    Jan 07, 2012 12:39 AM GMT
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    Alpha_Muscle saidIn all honestly, I love being gay and the many of the gay men know are the most talented guys I have ever met. We have the talents of men (fixing and building and repairing) and the talents of women (creating and innovating and designing)

    I told someone the other day, "You know why God only made 7% of the population gay? It is because if it was higher than we would run everything."


    Don't the Jews already run everything?
    Just imagine what us gay Jews can do.


    Oh, that topic occupies my mind most of the time.