Kiss me like you've never kissed before...

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    Jun 20, 2008 2:05 PM GMT
    Met a guy who was the most passionate kisser I've ever encountered. Perfect use of tongue, teeth and lips to turn me on.

    The he proceeded to stick his tongue up my nose and lick out each nostril.

    It was very off-putting, and knocked me off balance for a minute.

    So what's the weirdest kissing moment you've had?
  • EricLA

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    Jun 20, 2008 4:26 PM GMT
    I had a guy tongue my ear as if were trying to reach my brain. I don't mind my earlobe being sucked or nibbled on, but not so much a fan of the tonguing of the ear, but he was acting like my ear was a bowl of left over cookie batter and was trying to get every last morsel. I had to dislodge him and redirect him to other areas.
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    Jun 20, 2008 4:33 PM GMT
    Ignorance77 saidMet a guy who was the most passionate kisser I've ever encountered. Perfect use of tongue, teeth and lips to turn me on.

    The he proceeded to stick his tongue up my nose and lick out each nostril.

    It was very off-putting, and knocked me off balance for a minute.

    So what's the weirdest kissing moment you've had?



    EW!!!! That's so disturbing. icon_lol.gif

    I guess the weirdest kissing moment I've ever had was with a guy who kissed kind of furiously. I don't know, he just wasn't coordinated. Couldn't seem to stay locked on my mouth, he would randomly drift and start kissing other parts of my face (as IF he were kissing me on the mouth, tongue and everything). Ew. After 2 hours it was clear there was no training him, so I had to send him home. icon_evil.gif
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    Jun 20, 2008 4:35 PM GMT
    Oh, too many to remember!!

    Trying to probe my mouth as if his tongue were his cock.

    Licking from bottom to top the inside of my mouth.

    Trying to literally stick his tongue down my throat.

    Opening his mouth so wide that he actually bit my face.

    Slobbering excessively while kissing. I like a good wet kiss, but that was too much.

    I'd go on, but I think that's enough =)
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    Jun 20, 2008 4:36 PM GMT
    The guy who just opened his mouth and moved his tongue around. I said, "Lips please." He looked at me as if I were speaking Klingon. Lord help him to ever find a man kissing like he did.
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    Jun 20, 2008 4:38 PM GMT
    One dude used MASSIVE amount of saliva!! ACK!! icon_evil.gif

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    Jun 20, 2008 4:45 PM GMT
    This Brittish guy I see sometime, he is a sexagenerian, very distinguished and refined. It was already hot because we were role playing: he was the Dean and I was the naughty frat house party boy. He showed up at the house already in character, lol, :black jaguar, argyle sweater vest, tweed trousers, penny loafers, and black socks and black thong: so hot!! Once we did get going, I did discover this man could kiss better than most of the other deans I've been with (wink).

    Ofcourse, I'd done wrong and had to be punished. After punishing my tight muscle butt with his black leather belt (hurt so good). He proceeded to snatch me up and scold me while kissing me. But before I could stop him, he KISSED MY EYE. I don't mean I blinked, the eye was open and I remember seeing his mouth coming toward it and seeing it open and the screen went black. He did it twice so I think it was on purpose, how weird, but I sorta liked it too!!

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    Jun 20, 2008 4:48 PM GMT
    Picking my nose will never be the same.
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    Jun 20, 2008 4:53 PM GMT
    Nose licking that's a bit much? Even if you did "Pick roll flick goal" before?


  • auryn

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    Jun 20, 2008 6:15 PM GMT
    a1972guy saidOne dude used MASSIVE amount of saliva!! ACK!! icon_evil.gif

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    Were you kissing on my ex? icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 21, 2008 10:15 AM GMT
    The man last night kept sticking out his tongue. That not kissing, that's just bleurgh!
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    Jun 21, 2008 12:24 PM GMT
    Ignorance77 saidMet a guy who was the most passionate kisser I've ever encountered. Perfect use of tongue, teeth and lips to turn me on.

    The he proceeded to stick his tongue up my nose and lick out each nostril.

    It was very off-putting, and knocked me off balance for a minute.

    So what's the weirdest kissing moment you've had?


    Eeeewww yuck yuck the thought of it is so disgusting.
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    Jun 21, 2008 12:59 PM GMT
    Ignorance77 said
    Then he proceeded to stick his tongue up my nose and lick out each nostril.



    icon_eek.gif mental note ... something I never wanna do or have done to me
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    Jun 21, 2008 1:16 PM GMT
    So the best way to clean out a child's nose that has the flu, is it not too suck it out, then spit it out. "Tis it not?