Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the f I is

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    Jan 09, 2012 9:34 AM GMT
    I was at the bar tonight with some friends and their friends when one of them takes me aside, saying he wants to tell me something secret. I'm highly skeptical of his intent at this point, but I'm like, sure, whatever. We go into the bathroom since there are people everywhere outside so telling a secret would be difficult at best. Once in the empty bathroom, I ask him what he wanted to tell me. He suggestively asks me to go into the stall with him. I'm like,

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    He's like, "what, whoa." I'm like, "that's right, bitch, you said you had a boyfriend, and I guarantee I can find out who he is. So I suggest never trying that stunt again." Then I left the bathroom.

    btw... if I find out who his bf is I am 100% telling him. You cruise, you lose.
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    Jan 09, 2012 9:57 AM GMT
    (I have also dropped YCYL on friends at the gym on multiple occasions and once during a hookup a month or so ago.)

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    Jan 09, 2012 9:59 AM GMT
    Wait, during a hook-up that you were a part of you said that to him? I'm lost...
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    Jan 09, 2012 9:59 AM GMT
    Have I told you lately that I love you?
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:01 AM GMT
    I think I'm on the intersection of Cruise and Lose?
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:01 AM GMT
    Chaax saidWait, during a hook-up that you were a part of you said that to him? I'm lost...


    During a hookup, I told the guy "you cruise, you lose." Needs some context, but the hookup went well icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:02 AM GMT
    Anduru saidHave I told you lately that I love you?


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    Jan 09, 2012 10:03 AM GMT
    the hookup went well?

    i thought you left him blue-balled went and told...

    ??

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    Jan 09, 2012 10:05 AM GMT
    ChangeofName saidthe hookup went well?

    i thought you left him blue-balled went and told...

    ??



    The hookup was another time and didn't involve any losing behavior. Tonight, I left the guy to wallow in his failure.
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:06 AM GMT
    FrostedFlakes said
    Chaax saidWait, during a hook-up that you were a part of you said that to him? I'm lost...


    During a hookup, I told the guy "you cruise, you lose." Needs some context, but the hookup went well icon_smile.gif


    I thought you only said that to dudes whom you aren't into in that way.
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:09 AM GMT
    Chaax said
    FrostedFlakes said
    Chaax saidWait, during a hook-up that you were a part of you said that to him? I'm lost...


    During a hookup, I told the guy "you cruise, you lose." Needs some context, but the hookup went well icon_smile.gif


    I thought you only said that to dudes whom you aren't into in that way.


    Oh no. I drop it on everybody who deserves it. Even tonight's guy wasn't unattractive. During the aforementioned hookup, it came up in foreplay chatter. I couldn't help myself icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:14 AM GMT
    If you told me YCYL, I would suck your dick with a raging hard-on. icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:21 AM GMT
    Ah, it's a tourettes-like catch phrase. lol
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:43 AM GMT
    Chaax saidAh, it's a tourettes-like catch phrase. lol


    Catch phrase? It is so much more than a catch phrase. It's a motto.
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:49 AM GMT
    Anduru saidIf you told me YCYL, I would suck your dick with a raging hard-on. icon_redface.gif


    Sir, I am disturbed by this.
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:57 AM GMT
    What if I go on a cruise to the Mediterranean? Do I lose then?

    What if my friend takes me cruising in his '67 Mustang? Is that a lose too?

    I'm gonna need you to be a little bit more clear for me here...
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    Jan 09, 2012 11:06 AM GMT
    FrostedFlakes said
    Chaax saidAh, it's a tourettes-like catch phrase. lol


    Catch phrase? It is so much more than a catch phrase. It's a motto.


    Gotcha

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    Jan 10, 2012 12:54 AM GMT
    Go the head on wit' yo' fierce self, boo boo!

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    Jan 10, 2012 9:51 AM GMT
    yourname2000 saidSooo....now you're singing Nicki Minaj? icon_eek.gif

    The other day, Adele. icon_confused.gif

    You're just a metal-head poser, lol. What else you posin' on? ---you're really an anonymous sex slut, aren't you? icon_lol.gif


    Oh yeah you know it icon_razz.gif

    My number of sexual partners often causes gay dudes my age to laugh at me because it's (still) so low. Embarrassing, but just putting that out there. It would be much higher if I lost, but alas... all I do is win icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 10, 2012 2:02 PM GMT
    Bet my number is lower.

    And the magic number is 3. 1 female, 2 male. None at the same time.

    FrostedFlakes said
    yourname2000 saidSooo....now you're singing Nicki Minaj? icon_eek.gif

    The other day, Adele. icon_confused.gif

    You're just a metal-head poser, lol. What else you posin' on? ---you're really an anonymous sex slut, aren't you? icon_lol.gif


    Oh yeah you know it icon_razz.gif

    My number of sexual partners often causes gay dudes my age to laugh at me because it's (still) so low. Embarrassing, but just putting that out there. It would be much higher if I lost, but alas... all I do is win icon_lol.gif