Jan 09, 2012 9:34 AM GMT
I was at the bar tonight with some friends and their friends when one of them takes me aside, saying he wants to tell me something secret. I'm highly skeptical of his intent at this point, but I'm like, sure, whatever. We go into the bathroom since there are people everywhere outside so telling a secret would be difficult at best. Once in the empty bathroom, I ask him what he wanted to tell me. He suggestively asks me to go into the stall with him. I'm like,

He's like, "what, whoa." I'm like, "that's right, bitch, you said you had a boyfriend, and I guarantee I can find out who he is. So I suggest never trying that stunt again." Then I left the bathroom.
btw... if I find out who his bf is I am 100% telling him. You cruise, you lose.

He's like, "what, whoa." I'm like, "that's right, bitch, you said you had a boyfriend, and I guarantee I can find out who he is. So I suggest never trying that stunt again." Then I left the bathroom.
btw... if I find out who his bf is I am 100% telling him. You cruise, you lose.