Let's make Jake Benson famous!

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    Jan 09, 2012 8:16 PM GMT
    OK, we have the power in numbers. I've watched his videos, listened to his amazing voice tracks (he can do any character), and this dude is truly, truly talented. Sooooo, we must make Jake famous as all hell. Great talent must be recognized. Jake, do you have a Facebook page that we can all Like? How can we catapult you into the next level?

    Someday I want to be invited to your mansion to bowl in your downstairs bowling lanes! icon_wink.gif

    http://www.realjock.com/JakeBenson
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    Jan 09, 2012 8:17 PM GMT
    I tried to sex jake up but he turned me down. I hope he remains unfamous.
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    Jan 09, 2012 8:27 PM GMT
    Met him in person, have him on FB, stalked him forever!
    JAKE BENSON ROCKS!!!!
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    Jan 09, 2012 8:32 PM GMT
    Uh... +1
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    Jan 09, 2012 8:34 PM GMT
    Needs moar nude pix plz
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    Jan 09, 2012 8:34 PM GMT
    Chainers saidI tried to sex jake up but he turned me down. I hope he remains unfamous.


    Ugh, no worries.. Ill sex you up in stead! *sizzles*
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    Jan 09, 2012 8:45 PM GMT
    One time He called me a sexy.. I didn't like that...! I wished he'd suck a cock already.
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    Jan 09, 2012 8:48 PM GMT
    Havenjock80 said One time He called me a sexy.. I didn't like that...! I wished he'd suck a cock already.


    You didn't like being called sexy??? What's wrong with you? Young man, you need to get down on your KNEES and pray to the Benson god. I'm serious. Sexy is the ultimate comment. You'll learn.

    And I must add, I looked at your profile today and admired your smooth shoulders. So there. Deal. icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 09, 2012 8:50 PM GMT
    GreenHopper said
    Chainers saidI tried to sex jake up but he turned me down. I hope he remains unfamous.


    Ugh, no worries.. Ill sex you up in stead! *sizzles*


    Good Oinky, sizzle me up some BAHCON!
  • Havenjock80

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    Jan 09, 2012 8:54 PM GMT
    AHAHAHA! You can suck on my left nipple then!!LOL
  • LJay

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    Jan 09, 2012 8:59 PM GMT
    Jake Benson for President!
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    Jan 09, 2012 9:54 PM GMT
    I get to star with him in the inevitable sex tape!
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    Jan 09, 2012 9:55 PM GMT
    Haaretz saidI get to star with him in the inevitable sex tape!


    Sigh...JakeBenson will never sex me up :-(
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:29 PM GMT
    Personally, he doesn't have the face for fame.

    Being famous takes a lot more than just talent. There are many undiscovered talented people out there, who dont have what the record labels want.

    Fame is bullshit and the only reason why people aim for it is because that is what the media does to us. I saw a pretty good documentary on it...
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:31 PM GMT
    Chainers saidI tried to sex jake up but he turned me down. I hope he remains unfamous.

    Figues you get rejection all over the place. Good thing you're so used to it.
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:31 PM GMT
    MikemikeMike said
    Chainers saidI tried to sex jake up but he turned me down. I hope he remains unfamous.

    Figues you get rejection all over the place. Good thing you're so used to it.


    More tail than you fatty mc fat fat. You may be hot for ass crack middle of no where but go to a real town with competition and you will get rejected like no one's business.
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:33 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    Haaretz saidI get to star with him in the inevitable sex tape!


    Sigh...JakeBenson will never sex me up :-(


    We will have hot Jew babies. It's imperative MOT breed as there simply aren't that many of us.
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:34 PM GMT
    Well, that's easy, just post his videos onto the walls of all of your FB friends. Once you get over a threshold of a critical number, more and more people will go visit his video then he will go viral.
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    Jan 09, 2012 10:53 PM GMT
    Augustine92 saidPersonally, he doesn't have the face for fame.

    Being famous takes a lot more than just talent. There are many undiscovered talented people out there, who dont have what the record labels want.

    Fame is bullshit and the only reason why people aim for it is because that is what the media does to us. I saw a pretty good documentary on it...


    And you think Kelly Clarkson has a face for fame?
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    Jan 09, 2012 11:16 PM GMT
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    Augustine92 saidPersonally, he doesn't have the face for fame.

    Being famous takes a lot more than just talent. There are many undiscovered talented people out there, who dont have what the record labels want.

    Fame is bullshit and the only reason why people aim for it is because that is what the media does to us. I saw a pretty good documentary on it...


    And you think Kelly Clarkson has a face for fame?



    Are you serious?
    http://opooae.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/kellyclarkson252812529.jpg

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    She might be chubby now, but the girl is still beautiful. I mean no offense to Jake at all, I've never heard his music nor seen him act or speak with him for that matter, but i highly doubt that he has the vocal range that Kelly Clarkson has.
    All luck to him and if there is anything we can do as a support group to help Jake, I'm in.
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    Jan 09, 2012 11:23 PM GMT
    two words: blue light
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    Jan 09, 2012 11:35 PM GMT
    Augustine92 saidPersonally, he doesn't have the face for fame.

    Being famous takes a lot more than just talent. There are many undiscovered talented people out there, who dont have what the record labels want.

    Fame is bullshit and the only reason why people aim for it is because that is what the media does to us. I saw a pretty good documentary on it...


    OMG I laughed so hard at this... LOL... That was hilarious....

    Starstudded Face!

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    BIG Star! Flava FLavavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 09, 2012 11:37 PM GMT
    Jake Benson. icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 09, 2012 11:46 PM GMT
    Augustine92 saidPersonally, he doesn't have the face for fame.

    Being famous takes a lot more than just talent. There are many undiscovered talented people out there, who dont have what the record labels want.

    Fame is bullshit and the only reason why people aim for it is because that is what the media does to us. I saw a pretty good documentary on it...


    I guess it takes an uggo to know an uggo.
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    Jan 09, 2012 11:57 PM GMT
    Kelly Clarkson is like your best HS senior belting out an already known rock song. She has nothing special about her. NOTHING. She is a marketing ploy, not a truly MOVING entertainer. Moving is the key word. She is not special or good in any way.