Am I the Only One?

  • conservativej...

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    Jan 09, 2012 11:39 PM GMT
    First off, let me state that any semblance of proper grammar is about to leave this thread.

    Do you like your men BIG? I’m not talking about in the cock department either. I mean really big muscular men.

    It all began today when I ran back to the gun shop to get a forward grip for the Kel-Tec. Standing behind the counter was a man of at least 6’8”. Damn big man. My first thought was, “boy, how did your mama birth you?” Mama had to be in pain.

    Here is little old me ready to take this mastodon in the fucking floor for all the world to see. Problem is I would have been “dead meat” to be collected in a plastic bag. Mind you, he stood on a little 10 inch platform behind the counter and my eye level on him was at about balls level. Damn.

    I managed to get out of the store without doing some dumb shit.

    That’s not the end of the story however as I have one of the trucks here at the house. It needed fuel. So little ole me climbed up in the brute and headed off to get diesel. Damn it, at the service station was yet another massive man. A WORKING MAN with dirty jeans but a clean T bulging with pecs, chest hair, and pit hair for ALL of the world to see.

    Little me slid out of the truck. (Sorry, my feet just won’t touch the tarmac.) I almost flipped out. He said, “hello” in one killer man-voice. Wood. REAL WOOD.

    Big MEN ARE HOT!!!!!!!
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    Jan 09, 2012 11:43 PM GMT
    Most men in America these days are pretty big icon_rolleyes.gif Although I'm sure you mean a different kind of big.

  • Lincsbear

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    Jan 09, 2012 11:44 PM GMT
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    Jan 09, 2012 11:44 PM GMT
    What do you mean big? I think many people (mainly big guys themselves) mistake being strong, with being muscular. See references below...

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    Jan 09, 2012 11:48 PM GMT
    I'm 5'7 my husbear is 6'6

    The bigger they are the harder they fall icon_biggrin.gif