Welcome to Bizarro World
Where what is on the surface of someone's skin, like sex, is deemed shameful to show, yet what is the most intimate of relationships, with one's own God, is thrown in the neighbor's face.
Where those who have the most straightfoward sex, like men on men or women on women, is called queer even though all we have to do to relate to our partners is to relate to ourselves, but those who have to qweerly twist themselves in their own minds to relate to their partners are called str8? Who's kidding who?
This is the bullshit that we are forced to smell everyday.
When you want to fantasize a man, all you have to do is touch yourself. When a str8 guy wants to fantasize a female, what the hell does he think he's touching. Ewwww. How qweer is that! All we have to do is to find the man inside ourselves. They have to find the female inside them. How far do you have to bend to accomplish that? Str8s are such fags!
The tentacles of this monster are woven into the very fabric of bizarro world. Here's wiki's entry on straight http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StraightStraight may refer to:
Straight, a poker hand containing five cards in sequential ranked order
Straight, an alternate name for the cross punch
Straight, the second autobiography by British artist Boy George
Straight, a member of the straight edge subculture
Straight Records, a record label formed in 1969
Straight, Inc., a now-defunct U.S. drug rehabilitation program for adolescents
Straight whiskey, pure whiskey distilled at no higher than 80% alcohol content that has been aged at least two years
Straightedge, a drawing or cutting tool
Straight-acting, a term used to describe an LGBT person who does not exhibit the appearance or mannerisms of the gay stereotype
Straight (racing), a section of a race track
Straight (Nicolas Flessa film), a film by German director Nicolas Flessa
Straight (Tobias Regner album), the first album by German singer Tobias Regner
It doesn't even mention that "straight" refers to heterosexuals. That is how deep is the bullshit.