do i just suck at bottoming...should i give up if i do?

  • rogerfederer

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    Jan 11, 2012 8:08 PM GMT
    it seems like a really really suck at bottoming. i like the thought of bottoming, i've always been a bottom, but recently i think i should probably stop.

    First off, i am NEVER clean. if i douche or enema, i have diarrhea and it smells very bad. I end up shitting on the guy with watery fecal matter (ive waited hours b4 i hooked up and it still happened...I did it right after and it still happened so it doesnt matter how long i wait). But if i dnt douche or enema then i end up still smelling like shit and then its a huge mess on the guys junk. DNT SUGGEST A HEALTHY DIET bc i hate so healthy the last time and it was the worse experience ever. I dnt eat b4 i do it and i try so hard to clean in and around my anus and yet it ends up being really messy and basically no guy wants to go down there. I've eaten tons of fiber and kept my bowels regular but when the time comes i always have a bowel movement. and when i dnt eat anything all day i have a headache and nauseated and then it feels even worse.

    secondly, it takes alot alot for me to want to bottom. I have to be super in the mood which is really really rare...and so barely happens.

    thirdly, it hurts ALOT. Ive stretched myself out, ive snorted poppers, ive pushed out while he was pushing in, i've relaxed, i've breathed, i've taken it slow, used lots of lube, got on top so i could control the pressure and speed and after all that i still dnt find it really that pleasurable at all.

    fourth, i cant really ever get in the mood cuz it takes so long to prep and work so it doesnt feel like im getting raped. to me, after all that, i dnt even feel like doing it and i might as well have jacked off.

    im really at a loss as to what to do...can anyone help me?

    ps. I dnt like topping bc im microscopic if u know what i mean and basically i dnt like to top anyway (dnt think it feels all that great)
  • Neurons

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    Jan 11, 2012 11:13 PM GMT
    Looks like your only option is to become straight.

    Good luck, chuck!
  • Nizzo

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    Jan 11, 2012 11:47 PM GMT
    Is this a joke? Lmao
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    Jan 12, 2012 12:04 AM GMT
    Anal sex is not required. Instead of hooking up, try dating somebody and leave the anal sex until you have feelings for the guy.

    Have a date with no sex, then work up to kissing and making out, etc. Eventually get to jo and then oral sex. By the time you work up to anal sex, the guy will see you more as just a place to stick his cock. You'll be more relaxed. If you do mess up (no pun intended) he will just drag you to the shower and continue things there.
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    Jan 12, 2012 12:05 AM GMT
    White4DarkerFL saidAnal sex is not required. Instead of hooking up, try dating somebody and leave the anal sex until you have feelings for the guy.

    Have a date with no sex, then work up to kissing and making out, etc. Eventually get to jo and then oral sex. By the time you work up to anal sex, the guy will see you more as just a place to stick his cock. You'll be more relaxed. If you do mess up (no pun intended) he will just drag you to the shower and continue things there.


    Paulflexes is not into anal sex. You should talk to him...


    There. Now we have a love connection. Though, NEVER EVER mention this story to him...
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    White4DarkerFL saidAnal sex is not required. Instead of hooking up, try dating somebody and leave the anal sex until you have feelings for the guy.

    Have a date with no sex, then work up to kissing and making out, etc. Eventually get to jo and then oral sex. By the time you work up to anal sex, the guy will see you more as just a place to stick his cock. You'll be more relaxed. If you do mess up (no pun intended) he will just drag you to the shower and continue things there.


    Paulflexes is not into anal sex. You should talk to him...


    There. Now we have a love connection. Though, NEVER EVER mention this story to him...


    I'm not mentioning this story to ANYBODY...haha
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    Jan 12, 2012 12:14 AM GMT
    um, try topping?
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    Jan 12, 2012 12:19 AM GMT
    He already said his penis is this big....

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    Jan 12, 2012 12:21 AM GMT
    White4DarkerFL saidAnal sex is not required. Instead of hooking up, try dating somebody and leave the anal sex until you have feelings for the guy.

    Have a date with no sex, then work up to kissing and making out, etc. Eventually get to jo and then oral sex. By the time you work up to anal sex, the guy will see you more as just a place to stick his cock. You'll be more relaxed. If you do mess up (no pun intended) he will just drag you to the shower and continue things there.


    This.

    Relax, enjoy yourself (as suggested above) and have fun.
    You're adorably hott, and (per your main photo) know the importance of brushing your teeth and using mouthwash. Just make sure your kissing skills are worked on. The rest will come!
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    Jan 12, 2012 12:37 AM GMT
    rogerfederer said

    First off, i am NEVER clean. if i douche or enema, i have diarrhea and it smells very bad. I end up shitting on the guy with watery fecal matter (ive waited hours b4 i hooked up and it still happened...I did it right after and it still happened so it doesnt matter how long i wait). But if i dnt douche or enema then i end up still smelling like shit and then its a huge mess on the guys junk.


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    Jan 12, 2012 1:48 AM GMT
    yourname2000 saidLife is long. And it's mostly repetition. My advice: make sure you're repeating the things that make you happy. And it doesn't sound like anal fits the bill.


    Brilliance! Take this advice and apply it in all areas of life.

    The graphics is pretty great, too.
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    Jan 12, 2012 3:06 AM GMT
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    rogerfederer saidit seems like a really really suck at bottoming. i like the thought of bottoming, i've always been a bottom, but recently i think i should probably stop.

    NO! Your ass is very, very fine. Do not deprive men of your ass.

    First off, i am NEVER clean. if i douche or enema, i have diarrhea and it smells very bad. I end up shitting on the guy with watery fecal matter (ive waited hours b4 i hooked up and it still happened...I did it right after and it still happened so it doesnt matter how long i wait). But if i dnt douche or enema then i end up still smelling like shit and then its a huge mess on the guys junk. DNT SUGGEST A HEALTHY DIET bc i hate so healthy the last time and it was the worse experience ever. I dnt eat b4 i do it and i try so hard to clean in and around my anus and yet it ends up being really messy and basically no guy wants to go down there. I've eaten tons of fiber and kept my bowels regular but when the time comes i always have a bowel movement. and when i dnt eat anything all day i have a headache and nauseated and then it feels even worse.

    Ass cleanliness is not about you. It's all about your top. Stop being selfish! Stop eating a day or two before, eat an ExLax or two, and learn to give yourself high colonics repeatedly until you "run clean" over the course of several hours. Take caffeine or get a prescription for Ritalin or Adderall to quell your hunger and irritate your bowels to complete emptiness. Or, find a guy who is into scat ala "tub-girl". Emetics also help.

    secondly, it takes alot alot for me to want to bottom. I have to be super in the mood which is really really rare...and so barely happens.

    Getting fucked in the ass is not about your pleasure. It's all about your top. Stop being selfish! Start wearing butt-plugs through the day to get your ass used to having something in it. Use progressively longer and wider butt plugs until you're used to having something big, long and hard in there. You'll grow to like it. Try this for 60 days despite any discomfort or self-consciousness you may feel. Also, "tight ass" is overrated. The best tops like it to be tighter, but not so tight it feels like it's going to get bitten off.

    thirdly, it hurts ALOT. Ive stretched myself out, ive snorted poppers, ive pushed out while he was pushing in, i've relaxed, i've breathed, i've taken it slow, used lots of lube, got on top so i could control the pressure and speed and after all that i still dnt find it really that pleasurable at all.

    Don't be a pussy. Men can take any sized dick thrown their way. Again, try the 60 day butt plug program. Get a prescription for xanax from the doc. Take a 2mg bar about an hour before getting fucked.

    fourth, i cant really ever get in the mood cuz it takes so long to prep and work so it doesnt feel like im getting raped. to me, after all that, i dnt even feel like doing it and i might as well have jacked off.

    Don't jack off. Save your orgasm for when your top allows you to cum. Let your top fuck your cum out of you. Again, stop being selfish. You'll learn to like it mood or no mood. You may even find that you'll start to even beg for it. Begin to fantasize and sexualize your own ass rape. Get a piece of leather strap to bite down on. Seek out the guys with the biggest dicks you can. You'll get used to it. Learn to be an obedient bitch despite your mood. Or, seek out violent tops who can smack down sass. Learn to take your rape like a man.

    im really at a loss as to what to do...can anyone help me?

    I hope that these helpful tips allow you to become the very best bottom you possibly can. You've got a really fine ass.

    ps. I dnt like topping bc im microscopic if u know what i mean and basically i dnt like to top anyway (dnt think it feels all that great)

    The very hottest tops don't give a rats ass that you've got junk small enough to pick teeth. These tops don't even care if you have a dick. Find tops who will fuck the shit out of you despite any whining or crying you may emit. Draft and sign a form in advance of your rape so that your top knows that you really do want him despite what you may say.



    Now go get 'em, tiger!
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    Jan 12, 2012 3:55 AM GMT
    First, read...

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    Seriously... there isn't anything to be ashamed of.

    Find a guy that is willing to help you out. Tops have to realize where they are sticking their dick and that you are a human!
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    Jan 12, 2012 2:44 PM GMT
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    GAMRican saidMy comments in Green.

    rogerfederer saidit seems like a really really suck at bottoming. i like the thought of bottoming, i've always been a bottom, but recently i think i should probably stop.

    NO! Your ass is very, very fine. Do not deprive men of your ass.

    First off, i am NEVER clean. if i douche or enema, i have diarrhea and it smells very bad. I end up shitting on the guy with watery fecal matter (ive waited hours b4 i hooked up and it still happened...I did it right after and it still happened so it doesnt matter how long i wait). But if i dnt douche or enema then i end up still smelling like shit and then its a huge mess on the guys junk. DNT SUGGEST A HEALTHY DIET bc i hate so healthy the last time and it was the worse experience ever. I dnt eat b4 i do it and i try so hard to clean in and around my anus and yet it ends up being really messy and basically no guy wants to go down there. I've eaten tons of fiber and kept my bowels regular but when the time comes i always have a bowel movement. and when i dnt eat anything all day i have a headache and nauseated and then it feels even worse.

    Ass cleanliness is not about you. It's all about your top. Stop being selfish! Stop eating a day or two before, eat an ExLax or two, and learn to give yourself high colonics repeatedly until you "run clean" over the course of several hours. Take caffeine or get a prescription for Ritalin or Adderall to quell your hunger and irritate your bowels to complete emptiness. Or, find a guy who is into scat ala "tub-girl". Emetics also help.

    secondly, it takes alot alot for me to want to bottom. I have to be super in the mood which is really really rare...and so barely happens.

    Getting fucked in the ass is not about your pleasure. It's all about your top. Stop being selfish! Start wearing butt-plugs through the day to get your ass used to having something in it. Use progressively longer and wider butt plugs until you're used to having something big, long and hard in there. You'll grow to like it. Try this for 60 days despite any discomfort or self-consciousness you may feel. Also, "tight ass" is overrated. The best tops like it to be tighter, but not so tight it feels like it's going to get bitten off.

    thirdly, it hurts ALOT. Ive stretched myself out, ive snorted poppers, ive pushed out while he was pushing in, i've relaxed, i've breathed, i've taken it slow, used lots of lube, got on top so i could control the pressure and speed and after all that i still dnt find it really that pleasurable at all.

    Don't be a pussy. Men can take any sized dick thrown their way. Again, try the 60 day butt plug program. Get a prescription for xanax from the doc. Take a 2mg bar about an hour before getting fucked.

    fourth, i cant really ever get in the mood cuz it takes so long to prep and work so it doesnt feel like im getting raped. to me, after all that, i dnt even feel like doing it and i might as well have jacked off.

    Don't jack off. Save your orgasm for when your top allows you to cum. Let your top fuck your cum out of you. Again, stop being selfish. You'll learn to like it mood or no mood. You may even find that you'll start to even beg for it. Begin to fantasize and sexualize your own ass rape. Get a piece of leather strap to bite down on. Seek out the guys with the biggest dicks you can. You'll get used to it. Learn to be an obedient bitch despite your mood. Or, seek out violent tops who can smack down sass. Learn to take your rape like a man.

    im really at a loss as to what to do...can anyone help me?

    I hope that these helpful tips allow you to become the very best bottom you possibly can. You've got a really fine ass.

    ps. I dnt like topping bc im microscopic if u know what i mean and basically i dnt like to top anyway (dnt think it feels all that great)

    The very hottest tops don't give a rats ass that you've got junk small enough to pick teeth. These tops don't even care if you have a dick. Find tops who will fuck the shit out of you despite any whining or crying you may emit. Draft and sign a form in advance of your rape so that your top knows that you really do want him despite what you may say.



    Now go get 'em, tiger!

    LOL...yeah, I laughed. icon_biggrin.gif

    That isn't gonna stop me from doing a couple of these things though. icon_twisted.gif


    I'm totally serious here, YN2k. The boy has the right body to be a real gang-bang-party-pig bottom. He has the basic bone structrure, body shape, and ass to be a really hot public utility in his 30's. He has a picky nature with a rebellious and saucy tone. He's the perfect raw material for well-experienced alpha-tops to train and mold into a man who becomes a power bottom of great renown. He just needs the right men of power to show him the tough love he needs in order to overcome his raw, untrained state. He has the potential to be happier beyond his wildest imagination.

    I can foresee that he can be the kind of bottom which alpha-tops need to keep very well controlled. With his rebellious streak, if he escapes his bonds and gets loose...the top will have hell to pay. Alpha-tops can't have it too easy. There must be a continuous underlying tone of danger when dealing with a wild little animal such as rogerfederer.

    Just look at the Honey Badger.

    @rogerfederer - Please feel free to ask for additional tips on how you might get yourself on the road to being a highly sought after, prized, and loved sex object.
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    GAMRican said
    yourname2000 said
    GAMRican saidMy comments in Green.

    rogerfederer saidit seems like a really really suck at bottoming. i like the thought of bottoming, i've always been a bottom, but recently i think i should probably stop.

    NO! Your ass is very, very fine. Do not deprive men of your ass.

    First off, i am NEVER clean. if i douche or enema, i have diarrhea and it smells very bad. I end up shitting on the guy with watery fecal matter (ive waited hours b4 i hooked up and it still happened...I did it right after and it still happened so it doesnt matter how long i wait). But if i dnt douche or enema then i end up still smelling like shit and then its a huge mess on the guys junk. DNT SUGGEST A HEALTHY DIET bc i hate so healthy the last time and it was the worse experience ever. I dnt eat b4 i do it and i try so hard to clean in and around my anus and yet it ends up being really messy and basically no guy wants to go down there. I've eaten tons of fiber and kept my bowels regular but when the time comes i always have a bowel movement. and when i dnt eat anything all day i have a headache and nauseated and then it feels even worse.

    Ass cleanliness is not about you. It's all about your top. Stop being selfish! Stop eating a day or two before, eat an ExLax or two, and learn to give yourself high colonics repeatedly until you "run clean" over the course of several hours. Take caffeine or get a prescription for Ritalin or Adderall to quell your hunger and irritate your bowels to complete emptiness. Or, find a guy who is into scat ala "tub-girl". Emetics also help.

    secondly, it takes alot alot for me to want to bottom. I have to be super in the mood which is really really rare...and so barely happens.

    Getting fucked in the ass is not about your pleasure. It's all about your top. Stop being selfish! Start wearing butt-plugs through the day to get your ass used to having something in it. Use progressively longer and wider butt plugs until you're used to having something big, long and hard in there. You'll grow to like it. Try this for 60 days despite any discomfort or self-consciousness you may feel. Also, "tight ass" is overrated. The best tops like it to be tighter, but not so tight it feels like it's going to get bitten off.

    thirdly, it hurts ALOT. Ive stretched myself out, ive snorted poppers, ive pushed out while he was pushing in, i've relaxed, i've breathed, i've taken it slow, used lots of lube, got on top so i could control the pressure and speed and after all that i still dnt find it really that pleasurable at all.

    Don't be a pussy. Men can take any sized dick thrown their way. Again, try the 60 day butt plug program. Get a prescription for xanax from the doc. Take a 2mg bar about an hour before getting fucked.

    fourth, i cant really ever get in the mood cuz it takes so long to prep and work so it doesnt feel like im getting raped. to me, after all that, i dnt even feel like doing it and i might as well have jacked off.

    Don't jack off. Save your orgasm for when your top allows you to cum. Let your top fuck your cum out of you. Again, stop being selfish. You'll learn to like it mood or no mood. You may even find that you'll start to even beg for it. Begin to fantasize and sexualize your own ass rape. Get a piece of leather strap to bite down on. Seek out the guys with the biggest dicks you can. You'll get used to it. Learn to be an obedient bitch despite your mood. Or, seek out violent tops who can smack down sass. Learn to take your rape like a man.

    im really at a loss as to what to do...can anyone help me?

    I hope that these helpful tips allow you to become the very best bottom you possibly can. You've got a really fine ass.

    ps. I dnt like topping bc im microscopic if u know what i mean and basically i dnt like to top anyway (dnt think it feels all that great)

    The very hottest tops don't give a rats ass that you've got junk small enough to pick teeth. These tops don't even care if you have a dick. Find tops who will fuck the shit out of you despite any whining or crying you may emit. Draft and sign a form in advance of your rape so that your top knows that you really do want him despite what you may say.



    Now go get 'em, tiger!

    LOL...yeah, I laughed. icon_biggrin.gif

    That isn't gonna stop me from doing a couple of these things though. icon_twisted.gif


    I'm totally serious here, YN2k. The boy has the right body to be a real gang-bang-party-pig bottom. He has the basic bone structrure, body shape, and ass to be a really hot public utility in his 30's. He has a picky nature with a rebellious and saucy tone. He's the perfect raw material for well-experienced alpha-tops to train and mold into a man who becomes a power bottom of great renown. He just needs the right men of power to show him the tough love he needs in order to overcome his raw, untrained state. He has the potential to be happier beyond his wildest imagination.

    I can foresee that he can be the kind of bottom which alpha-tops need to keep very well controlled. With his rebellious streak, if he escapes his bonds and gets loose...the top will have hell to pay. Alpha-tops can't have it too easy. There must be a continuous underlying tone of danger when dealing with a wild little animal such as rogerfederer.

    Just look at the Honey Badger.

    @rogerfederer - Please feel free to ask for additional tips on how you might get yourself on the road to being a highly sought after, prized, and loved sex object.


    If I was a publisher, I'd be signing GAMRican to write, "The Ultimate Guide To Heart Thumping Sexy Anal Sex. The Bottom Edition."
  • rogerfederer

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    Jan 12, 2012 6:39 PM GMT
    GAMRican said
    yourname2000 said
    GAMRican saidMy comments in Green.

    rogerfederer saidit seems like a really really suck at bottoming. i like the thought of bottoming, i've always been a bottom, but recently i think i should probably stop.

    NO! Your ass is very, very fine. Do not deprive men of your ass.

    First off, i am NEVER clean. if i douche or enema, i have diarrhea and it smells very bad. I end up shitting on the guy with watery fecal matter (ive waited hours b4 i hooked up and it still happened...I did it right after and it still happened so it doesnt matter how long i wait). But if i dnt douche or enema then i end up still smelling like shit and then its a huge mess on the guys junk. DNT SUGGEST A HEALTHY DIET bc i hate so healthy the last time and it was the worse experience ever. I dnt eat b4 i do it and i try so hard to clean in and around my anus and yet it ends up being really messy and basically no guy wants to go down there. I've eaten tons of fiber and kept my bowels regular but when the time comes i always have a bowel movement. and when i dnt eat anything all day i have a headache and nauseated and then it feels even worse.

    Ass cleanliness is not about you. It's all about your top. Stop being selfish! Stop eating a day or two before, eat an ExLax or two, and learn to give yourself high colonics repeatedly until you "run clean" over the course of several hours. Take caffeine or get a prescription for Ritalin or Adderall to quell your hunger and irritate your bowels to complete emptiness. Or, find a guy who is into scat ala "tub-girl". Emetics also help.

    secondly, it takes alot alot for me to want to bottom. I have to be super in the mood which is really really rare...and so barely happens.

    Getting fucked in the ass is not about your pleasure. It's all about your top. Stop being selfish! Start wearing butt-plugs through the day to get your ass used to having something in it. Use progressively longer and wider butt plugs until you're used to having something big, long and hard in there. You'll grow to like it. Try this for 60 days despite any discomfort or self-consciousness you may feel. Also, "tight ass" is overrated. The best tops like it to be tighter, but not so tight it feels like it's going to get bitten off.

    thirdly, it hurts ALOT. Ive stretched myself out, ive snorted poppers, ive pushed out while he was pushing in, i've relaxed, i've breathed, i've taken it slow, used lots of lube, got on top so i could control the pressure and speed and after all that i still dnt find it really that pleasurable at all.

    Don't be a pussy. Men can take any sized dick thrown their way. Again, try the 60 day butt plug program. Get a prescription for xanax from the doc. Take a 2mg bar about an hour before getting fucked.

    fourth, i cant really ever get in the mood cuz it takes so long to prep and work so it doesnt feel like im getting raped. to me, after all that, i dnt even feel like doing it and i might as well have jacked off.

    Don't jack off. Save your orgasm for when your top allows you to cum. Let your top fuck your cum out of you. Again, stop being selfish. You'll learn to like it mood or no mood. You may even find that you'll start to even beg for it. Begin to fantasize and sexualize your own ass rape. Get a piece of leather strap to bite down on. Seek out the guys with the biggest dicks you can. You'll get used to it. Learn to be an obedient bitch despite your mood. Or, seek out violent tops who can smack down sass. Learn to take your rape like a man.

    im really at a loss as to what to do...can anyone help me?

    I hope that these helpful tips allow you to become the very best bottom you possibly can. You've got a really fine ass.

    ps. I dnt like topping bc im microscopic if u know what i mean and basically i dnt like to top anyway (dnt think it feels all that great)

    The very hottest tops don't give a rats ass that you've got junk small enough to pick teeth. These tops don't even care if you have a dick. Find tops who will fuck the shit out of you despite any whining or crying you may emit. Draft and sign a form in advance of your rape so that your top knows that you really do want him despite what you may say.



    Now go get 'em, tiger!

    LOL...yeah, I laughed. icon_biggrin.gif

    That isn't gonna stop me from doing a couple of these things though. icon_twisted.gif


    I'm totally serious here, YN2k. The boy has the right body to be a real gang-bang-party-pig bottom. He has the basic bone structrure, body shape, and ass to be a really hot public utility in his 30's. He has a picky nature with a rebellious and saucy tone. He's the perfect raw material for well-experienced alpha-tops to train and mold into a man who becomes a power bottom of great renown. He just needs the right men of power to show him the tough love he needs in order to overcome his raw, untrained state. He has the potential to be happier beyond his wildest imagination.

    I can foresee that he can be the kind of bottom which alpha-tops need to keep very well controlled. With his rebellious streak, if he escapes his bonds and gets loose...the top will have hell to pay. Alpha-tops can't have it too easy. There must be a continuous underlying tone of danger when dealing with a wild little animal such as rogerfederer.

    Just look at the Honey Badger.

    @rogerfederer - Please feel free to ask for additional tips on how you might get yourself on the road to being a highly sought after, prized, and loved sex object.



    Im pretty sure your jking but if ur not this helps none in the least. I shouldn't have to take drugs to calm down enough to do anal sex. I am also a growing boy and i AM NOT not fucking eating to plz any top...and if u read i get massive headaches and nauseated so pretty sure ill vomit or feel like i have the flu and that doesn't exactly scream sexy bro. Furthermore, your logic about guys can take any size is bullshit. if it was true everyone would b a bottom. And no im pretty sure if im not in the mood i wont love it. Bottom line (pun intended) if i feel like it ill do it, but it hardly ever happens. Just like i LOVE playing tennis, but if i dnt feel like playing im not gunna play. I dnt want to feel like im getting raped, so i will not want any top to man handle me. And finally i AINT stretching my ass out so it'll b a cavernous stinking hot pit that i can shove a tree up. thank you
  • rogerfederer

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    Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    rogerfederer saidIm pretty sure your jking but if ur not this helps none in the least. I shouldn't have to take drugs to calm down enough to do anal sex. I am also a growing boy and i AM NOT not fucking eating to plz any top...and if u read i get massive headaches and nauseated so pretty sure ill vomit or feel like i have the flu and that doesn't exactly scream sexy bro. Furthermore, your logic about guys can take any size is bullshit. if it was true everyone would b a bottom. And no im pretty sure if im not in the mood i wont love it. Bottom line (pun intended) if i feel like it ill do it, but it hardly ever happens. Just like i LOVE playing tennis, but if i dnt feel like playing im not gunna play. I dnt want to feel like im getting raped, so i will not want any top to man handle me. And finally i AINT stretching my ass out so it'll b a cavernous stinking hot pit that i can shove a tree up. thank you

    Sheesh...sounding a little thin-skinned there, Roger. Most of what GAM said was high praise.

    Since none of that resonated with you, you might be back to my post ideas. You don't have to do anal. You can find yourself a big dom masculine man who's just not into anal, but wants to pamper you and be your man in every other way....hold you, coo sweet nothings in your ear in a deep husky voice, the whole nine yards.

    You're way too hung up on the anal play, imo. Sex is supposed to be fun and it doesn't sound like you're having much of that. Take the reigns, man! This is your life and your body. Find someone who treats both right.



    I hear what your saying and im happy u answered. that does seem like the likely idea but i just find it unfair i dnt get to enjoy sex like everyone who loves it so much. Thank you for ur input
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    Can't help you with the hurting issues - some of us just have, um, "shallow" back doors - but I do have a suggestion about the mess problem. You say you have tried eating lots of fiber, but have you tried psyllium husks, i.e., Metamucil? It really helps keep things together down there so it doesn't get in the way, and increases mucous. I know that sounds gross but trust me it's a good thing.
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    Jan 12, 2012 10:06 PM GMT
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    GAMRican saidMy comments in Green.

    rogerfederer saidit seems like a really really suck at bottoming. i like the thought of bottoming, i've always been a bottom, but recently i think i should probably stop.

    NO! Your ass is very, very fine. Do not deprive men of your ass.

    First off, i am NEVER clean. if i douche or enema, i have diarrhea and it smells very bad. I end up shitting on the guy with watery fecal matter (ive waited hours b4 i hooked up and it still happened...I did it right after and it still happened so it doesnt matter how long i wait). But if i dnt douche or enema then i end up still smelling like shit and then its a huge mess on the guys junk. DNT SUGGEST A HEALTHY DIET bc i hate so healthy the last time and it was the worse experience ever. I dnt eat b4 i do it and i try so hard to clean in and around my anus and yet it ends up being really messy and basically no guy wants to go down there. I've eaten tons of fiber and kept my bowels regular but when the time comes i always have a bowel movement. and when i dnt eat anything all day i have a headache and nauseated and then it feels even worse.

    Ass cleanliness is not about you. It's all about your top. Stop being selfish! Stop eating a day or two before, eat an ExLax or two, and learn to give yourself high colonics repeatedly until you "run clean" over the course of several hours. Take caffeine or get a prescription for Ritalin or Adderall to quell your hunger and irritate your bowels to complete emptiness. Or, find a guy who is into scat ala "tub-girl". Emetics also help.

    secondly, it takes alot alot for me to want to bottom. I have to be super in the mood which is really really rare...and so barely happens.

    Getting fucked in the ass is not about your pleasure. It's all about your top. Stop being selfish! Start wearing butt-plugs through the day to get your ass used to having something in it. Use progressively longer and wider butt plugs until you're used to having something big, long and hard in there. You'll grow to like it. Try this for 60 days despite any discomfort or self-consciousness you may feel. Also, "tight ass" is overrated. The best tops like it to be tighter, but not so tight it feels like it's going to get bitten off.

    thirdly, it hurts ALOT. Ive stretched myself out, ive snorted poppers, ive pushed out while he was pushing in, i've relaxed, i've breathed, i've taken it slow, used lots of lube, got on top so i could control the pressure and speed and after all that i still dnt find it really that pleasurable at all.

    Don't be a pussy. Men can take any sized dick thrown their way. Again, try the 60 day butt plug program. Get a prescription for xanax from the doc. Take a 2mg bar about an hour before getting fucked.

    fourth, i cant really ever get in the mood cuz it takes so long to prep and work so it doesnt feel like im getting raped. to me, after all that, i dnt even feel like doing it and i might as well have jacked off.

    Don't jack off. Save your orgasm for when your top allows you to cum. Let your top fuck your cum out of you. Again, stop being selfish. You'll learn to like it mood or no mood. You may even find that you'll start to even beg for it. Begin to fantasize and sexualize your own ass rape. Get a piece of leather strap to bite down on. Seek out the guys with the biggest dicks you can. You'll get used to it. Learn to be an obedient bitch despite your mood. Or, seek out violent tops who can smack down sass. Learn to take your rape like a man.

    im really at a loss as to what to do...can anyone help me?

    I hope that these helpful tips allow you to become the very best bottom you possibly can. You've got a really fine ass.

    ps. I dnt like topping bc im microscopic if u know what i mean and basically i dnt like to top anyway (dnt think it feels all that great)

    The very hottest tops don't give a rats ass that you've got junk small enough to pick teeth. These tops don't even care if you have a dick. Find tops who will fuck the shit out of you despite any whining or crying you may emit. Draft and sign a form in advance of your rape so that your top knows that you really do want him despite what you may say.



    Now go get 'em, tiger!

    LOL...yeah, I laughed. icon_biggrin.gif

    That isn't gonna stop me from doing a couple of these things though. icon_twisted.gif


    I'm totally serious here, YN2k. The boy has the right body to be a real gang-bang-party-pig bottom. He has the basic bone structrure, body shape, and ass to be a really hot public utility in his 30's. He has a picky nature with a rebellious and saucy tone. He's the perfect raw material for well-experienced alpha-tops to train and mold into a man who becomes a power bottom of great renown. He just needs the right men of power to show him the tough love he needs in order to overcome his raw, untrained state. He has the potential to be happier beyond his wildest imagination.

    I can foresee that he can be the kind of bottom which alpha-tops need to keep very well controlled. With his rebellious streak, if he escapes his bonds and gets loose...the top will have hell to pay. Alpha-tops can't have it too easy. There must be a continuous underlying tone of danger when dealing with a wild little animal such as rogerfederer.

    Just look at the Honey Badger.

    @rogerfederer - Please feel free to ask for additional tips on how you might get yourself on the road to being a highly sought after, prized, and loved sex object.


    If I was a publisher, I'd be signing GAMRican to write, "The Ultimate Guide To Heart Thumping Sexy Anal Sex. The Bottom Edition."


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    Jan 12, 2012 10:14 PM GMT
    showme saidCan't help you with the hurting issues - some of us just have, um, "shallow" back doors - but I do have a suggestion about the mess problem. You say you have tried eating lots of fiber, but have you tried psyllium husks, i.e., Metamucil? It really helps keep things together down there so it doesn't get in the way, and increases mucous. I know that sounds gross but trust me it's a good thing.


    That's the second set of sphincter muscles several inches deeper than the anal sphincter. Again, with enough penetration exercise and (dare I say) a couple of hits off a bottle of poppers, a "shallow" back door can become a "bottomless pit" in no time flat. Really. It works.
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    Jan 12, 2012 10:38 PM GMT
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    showme saidCan't help you with the hurting issues - some of us just have, um, "shallow" back doors - but I do have a suggestion about the mess problem. You say you have tried eating lots of fiber, but have you tried psyllium husks, i.e., Metamucil? It really helps keep things together down there so it doesn't get in the way, and increases mucous. I know that sounds gross but trust me it's a good thing.


    That's the second set of sphincter muscles several inches deeper than the anal sphincter. Again, with enough penetration exercise and (dare I say) a couple of hits off a bottle of poppers, a "shallow" back door can become a "bottomless pit" in no time flat. Really. It works.


    Darlin, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck. icon_wink.gif I wish - I can only bottom comfortably when all of the stars align, which doesn't happen nearly as often as my BF would like.
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    showme saidCan't help you with the hurting issues - some of us just have, um, "shallow" back doors - but I do have a suggestion about the mess problem. You say you have tried eating lots of fiber, but have you tried psyllium husks, i.e., Metamucil? It really helps keep things together down there so it doesn't get in the way, and increases mucous. I know that sounds gross but trust me it's a good thing.


    That's the second set of sphincter muscles several inches deeper than the anal sphincter. Again, with enough penetration exercise and (dare I say) a couple of hits off a bottle of poppers, a "shallow" back door can become a "bottomless pit" in no time flat. Really. It works.


    Darlin, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck. icon_wink.gif I wish - I can only bottom comfortably when all of the stars align, which doesn't happen nearly as often as my BF would like.


    I guess when it comes down to it, a person just has to really need to please his top above all else. That's beyond wanting it. I guess it's something a person is either born with, or their not.

    I'll leave you all guessing my birth orientation. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 13, 2012 8:05 AM GMT
    rogerfederer said
    First off, i am NEVER clean. if i douche or enema, i have diarrhea and it smells very bad.

    im really at a loss as to what to do...can anyone help me?

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    Jan 14, 2012 1:23 AM GMT
    rogerfederer saidit seems like a really really suck at bottoming. i like the thought of bottoming, i've always been a bottom, but recently i think i should probably stop.

    First off, i am NEVER clean. [...]. DNT SUGGEST A HEALTHY DIET bc i hate so healthy the last time and it was the worse experience ever.[...]


    1- Perhaps it isn't a matter of eating a healthy diet but rather seeing what specifics in your diet are causing you ... let us say, problems. I am convinced that if you invest the time and effort to systematically delete things one at a time from your diet and see the results after a day or two, that you will arrive at a pleasing co-existence between your diet and sex life. I strongly suggest you begin this (pardon the pun) process of elimination. It might even be a matter of rescheduling your meals (e.g.- not eating late at night).

    2- GAMrican presented you with excellent observations yesterday. Reread it with his original intent of enhancing your playtime. You'll only be enriched by his years of trial, error, and observations. Feel privileged to have been enlightened by his concise input. Such written experienced advice is rare.