So, I didn't know where to put this, so I figured, I'll post this here.

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    Jan 12, 2012 4:12 AM GMT
    I've decided to do posts about anything. Anything happening in my life, anything that's odd...anything. These are what I call "naked" posts (no, not literally naked..."naked" as in, the "bare" truth!)----According to yours truly.

    So today I'm gonna talk about my personal hatred with wood. I hate wood...period! I do not like to cut wood, I do not like to split wood, if I was to ever get hammered, I would never get hammered over wood. The reason why I hate wood so much, is because my Father talks about wood, like it's his best friend. He reminds me of that one dude off of Ed, Edd, and Eddy who has a friend named Plank, whoever that dorkwads name is. My Father could be an effin' professional caveman, and have his own manhole to live in, and would probably have bonfires in his manhole every night. My Dad could probably sleep on wood. My Dad probably talks to his circle of badgers or something, and probably tells stories of how he has more wood then a Chinese badger or something...I don't f'ing know...like really? When I wake up, all I see around my house is...guess what? Wood! I see wood in the woodbox in front of me! My Father makes up funny phrases like "Oh Woodness gracious!" He probably misspells "would" with "wood." He probably has a sacred temple made out of wood, a statue of a log of wood, and worships the wood God, Woody. His pants he probably carves out of wood.

    I hate wood..............................................................I think.............................................
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    Jan 12, 2012 4:14 AM GMT
    um...


    what?
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    Jan 12, 2012 4:35 AM GMT
    A personalized stream of thought thread.

    Cool. icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 12, 2012 4:48 AM GMT
    Sounds more like it was about your hatred of your father's fondness for wood. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 12, 2012 5:01 AM GMT
    Jaken saidI'm not your typical person, the end.
    No shit! icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 12, 2012 5:38 AM GMT
    O... a free-thought-stream thread... how interesting.


    *gives it a try*

    .. how bout for those vessels eh? teh boats in the water are pretty.. with sails.. I like white... white is my favourite colour.. no .. white is not a colour... purple is.. the blue is gorgeous.. I want to be on a boat now... the gulls flying in the air... dolphins following us in the water... I want to see new green lands I have never seen from any other angle... hoisting the sail.. releasing and receiving the jib.... standing at the steer.. perhaps even learning how to use a spinnaker.... Ill see those mountains.. they look beautiful.. they have clouds all over them.... I think of volcanoes.. the mountian tops are old volcanoes... they sometmes smoke... there is often ash in the air... a sea gull comes and sits next to me.... the dolphins go on... goodbye dolphins..!... the gull steals the bread from my deck.. go on, seagull... *yells "mine, mine, mine" and imitating finding nemo*... seagull flies off with bread... bye, seagull..!

    Well, so thats what was in my head... hope you all liked... it was kind of reminiscing of sailing the Caribbean.. *sigh*
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    Jan 12, 2012 5:47 AM GMT
    hahaha bonfire in his manhole every night

    hahaha that's funny outta context

    Also, makes me think of chili
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    Jan 12, 2012 5:52 AM GMT
    Would you prefer he say "xylem"?
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    Jan 12, 2012 5:58 AM GMT
    Lol, How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Hmmmmm
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    Jan 12, 2012 7:28 AM GMT
    unfounded7 saidSounds more like it was about your hatred of your father's fondness for wood. icon_lol.gif

    sounds like dad put the wood to his son.icon_idea.gif As for stream thread, I read/heard much better. This was..yawn not too thought provoking similar to dead wood. zzzzzzzz's.
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    Jan 12, 2012 9:22 AM GMT
    I have no issues with wood, and I really like morning wood.
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    Jan 12, 2012 10:09 AM GMT
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    Jan 12, 2012 10:10 AM GMT
    "Random Thoughts" by WTF?
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    Jan 12, 2012 2:58 PM GMT
    Vcrsicht saidSo, basically, you wanna suck on your dad's cock and hate yourself for it and instead of looking at the object of desire with disdain because of your dire want and secured love of life, you instead take it out on the sexual innuendo's your father uses to convey to you that he's proud of you because it leaves you feeling sexually frustrated and teased? Thus, you're at odd's with yourself because the approval isn't being given as you wish it to be given and don't feel that his 'silly' gimmicks are satisfying enough because in reality, you hate everything that is society because it keeps you from doing what you want to do the most? Which is to throw your father on a glass table and ride his cock to full completion!? Well, woodn't u know.. Son, that's one heck of a loving bond the two of you share.
    . This is what Freud called projection, big time, lol
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    Jan 12, 2012 3:03 PM GMT
    What's that Nathan Fillion gif? It really should be a requirement for all of this guy's threads.

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    Jan 12, 2012 3:13 PM GMT
    I did woodwork in school. So I have to say- woods on my good side. Never knew this till you posted ur issues with wood. Thanks OP!iicon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 12, 2012 3:49 PM GMT
    endo saidWhat's that Nathan Fillion gif? It really should be a requirement for all of this guy's threads.

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    LOL. I beat you to the punch already....

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2103553/
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    Jan 12, 2012 3:52 PM GMT
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    endo saidWhat's that Nathan Fillion gif? It really should be a requirement for all of this guy's threads.

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    LOL. I beat you to the punch already....

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2103553/


    You get full credit... I got that from you. Perfect gif for these threads.
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    Jan 12, 2012 3:54 PM GMT
    endo said
    jmusmc85 said
    endo saidWhat's that Nathan Fillion gif? It really should be a requirement for all of this guy's threads.

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    uWqM3.gif


    LOL. I beat you to the punch already....

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2103553/


    You get full credit... I got that from you. Perfect gif for these threads.


    I find this one will work as well...


    "Oh. Well isn't that nice sweetie!"
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    Jan 12, 2012 5:40 PM GMT
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    Vcrsicht saidSo, basically, you wanna suck on your dad's cock and hate yourself for it and instead of looking at the object of desire with disdain because of your dire want and secured love of life, you instead take it out on the sexual innuendo's your father uses to convey to you that he's proud of you because it leaves you feeling sexually frustrated and teased? Thus, you're at odd's with yourself because the approval isn't being given as you wish it to be given and don't feel that his 'silly' gimmicks are satisfying enough because in reality, you hate everything that is society because it keeps you from doing what you want to do the most? Which is to throw your father on a glass table and ride his cock to full completion!? Well, woodn't u know.. Son, that's one heck of a loving bond the two of you share.
    . This is what Freud called projection, big time, lol


    There's truth to this. You should seek out a professional counselor to work through the underlying tension which you have been conveying in your posts. With the amount of praying you are doing each day, it may be that you are using prayer as an avoidance mechanism to actually confronting and working through the root causes of the issues you are experiencing. This is akin to a person overeating in response to, and to mask, the pain of the underlying issue.

    You can do this. You can get to the bottom of this and free yourself for all time.

    Good luck my young friend.