7 Jerks You Meet In A Gym

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    Jan 13, 2012 10:56 PM GMT
    Which one are you?

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-jerks-you-meet-in-every-gym/?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=feature_module


    I would be the dripper.. I just turn into a waterfall when i exercise.. its why I think I prefer watersports :/
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    Jan 14, 2012 12:08 AM GMT
    I was the tight shorts guy last weekend

    DAMN YOU XMAS GIFT FAIL!!!!!!!icon_evil.gif
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    Jan 14, 2012 12:15 AM GMT
    I was literally laughing through the majority of that article, great read. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 14, 2012 12:21 AM GMT
    That was hilarious!
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    Jan 14, 2012 12:24 AM GMT
    hey i use Dr. Dre's Monster Beat headphones at the gym..

    does that make me a jerk?
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    Jan 14, 2012 12:44 AM GMT
    Definitely a dripper, of the "abashed" subtype.

    Also a dripper of another sort, in another context. icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 14, 2012 1:14 AM GMT
    Grunting, sweating, lifting equipment....

    Since when was going to the gym about....EFFORT

    Aren't we all there to luck pretty and rationize that quart of Hagen Diaz at home in the ice box with our name of it
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    Jan 14, 2012 1:34 AM GMT
    I'm none of those types. However, I'd say my odd gym behavior is that I often talk to myself to get motivated. And of course, I often do it in foreign tongues icon_rolleyes.gif
  • mindandmuscle

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    Jan 14, 2012 3:01 AM GMT
    I guess I'm a bit of a grunter, but I think a good grunt can be kind of sexy.icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 14, 2012 4:20 AM GMT
    hahah! omg i am totally the tight shorts guy... but everyone tells me i pull them off pretty good. i guess they are lying..
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    Jan 14, 2012 4:23 AM GMT
    Ugh, there was a tight shorts girl at my previous gym. Actually, they were very tight and low-up-front yoga pants/tights/something. And when I say low, I mean low enough to know she waxes.

    She had a tight body and all the straight dudes would be just gawking at her the whole time. She knew what she was doing. She gave me the fuck-me eyes a few times. I just grinned and continued with my workout. If only she knew. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 14, 2012 4:26 AM GMT
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    Claystation saidI was the tight shorts guy last weekend

    DAMN YOU XMAS GIFT FAIL!!!!!!!icon_evil.gif

    Pics? icon_confused.gif
    I concur. Pics!
    Pics of you in short PT shorts are also acceptable. icon_wink.gif
  • HorrorHound

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    Jan 14, 2012 4:27 AM GMT
    Yeah...I'm the "dripper" - I sweat alot when working out.
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    Jan 14, 2012 4:31 AM GMT
    I've been the tight shorts guy, but I currently don't have any.
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    Jan 14, 2012 4:32 AM GMT
    Weight Belt Guy. But I work out in a gym just for WBG's, so it's okay. icon_biggrin.gif
  • chill_surf

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    Jan 14, 2012 4:33 AM GMT
    haha good read! i guess i'm the starer, but only because i'm curious of what others are doing to look so damn good
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    Jan 14, 2012 4:38 AM GMT
    That list is missing Mr Stretchy. The guy that has to do weird stretches in between every set. Often times, crossing over in to your personal space. icon_confused.gif

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    Jan 14, 2012 4:42 AM GMT
    they forgot the meatheads
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    Jan 14, 2012 5:21 AM GMT
    Aggieboy saidhahah! omg i am totally the tight shorts guy... but everyone tells me i pull them off pretty good. i guess they are lying..


    With the legs and butt you have, not wearing short shorts would be unacceptable.
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    Jan 14, 2012 5:28 AM GMT
    None of the above icon_smile.gif
  • barticin

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    Jan 14, 2012 5:33 AM GMT
    What about the guys who feel the need to hold their shirt up the entire time they do anything even remotely related to an ab exercise?
  • metta

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    Jan 14, 2012 5:43 AM GMT
    I guess the tight shorts guy would come the closest...but I don't have any as small as the guy in the photo. I don't like really long shorts (they often look like cheap women's skirts to me) or shorts that are really loose around the legs because if I need to spread my legs for some exercise, I don't want to show my underwear. Here is a model wearing the ones I wear.

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  • disasterpiece

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    Jan 14, 2012 5:51 AM GMT
    Hahahaha, that was very funny, in the "OMG, SO TRUE !" way.

    I'm none of them, except maybe the dripper when I do some HIIT at the gym (but I try to avoid that as much as possible). And sometimes (for slight seconds only), I'm a starer icon_twisted.gif

    On another note, there was a heavy case of tight short at my gym this week. A dumbell-dropping kinda heavy case.
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    Jan 14, 2012 5:54 AM GMT
    AKA_B1GK saidYeah...I'm the "dripper" - I sweat alot when working out.


    +1.
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    Jan 14, 2012 5:58 AM GMT
    I was the tight shorts guy until a straight gym friend (who is sometimes way too honest) said I looked like "the kid who gets picked last for dodgeball in school". I put my old gym shorts that I grew out of in the closet, and bought some new ones the next day. lol