Jan 14, 2012 7:31 PM GMT
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Dating Older Gentlemen: Silverfoxes Versus Timberwolves
Silverfoxes have lighter hair. They are well groomed, muscular but lean, typically dressed to the nines. A silverfox will take you out to a nice dinner at an expensive restaurant and only suggest that you give him a blowie in his Jaguar afterwards. Silverfoxes live in high rises, work in finance, and love the finer things in life. You can meet a Silverfox in a hotel bar. He may think you are a prostitute. This is even better, as you will also get a $20 bill after your date, along with the need to immediately hit the Listerine bottle.
Timberwolves have darker, salt and pepper hair. They are more down to earth and gritty. They may or may not work in construction in New Jersey. A Timberwolf is generally more masculine and salt of the earth. He may take you on an adventure on your date – or to the neighborhood Applebees for a date. If he drives, he probably drives a truck and if you aren’t careful you might find yourself lost in his burly chest bush, and have to activate your life-alert bracelet so he can send out a search party. Timberwolves generally live in houses or apartments they actively renovate in a never-ending cycle. A Timberwolf isn’t likely to pay for sex – chances are he is so approachable you are already on all fours howling at the moon before your second beer. Yes, beer.
Which one are you or whom do you prefer? Post pics and make sure to state your preference.. Silverfox or Timberwolf! I dont know for me depending on the moon..lol