The Gay Flight Attendant...

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    Jan 15, 2012 6:48 AM GMT
    http://9gag.com/gag/1552848?ref=fb-share
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    Jan 15, 2012 6:49 AM GMT
    Didn't you just see that in the Gay Joke thread? icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 15, 2012 6:52 AM GMT
    TrevorMark saidDidn't you just see that in the Gay Joke thread? icon_razz.gif


    O no, I missed it.. got it from fb...
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    Jan 15, 2012 6:52 AM GMT
    that is hysterical.
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    Jan 15, 2012 6:55 AM GMT
    From my experience, there is ALWAYS at least one gay flight attendant icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 15, 2012 3:11 PM GMT
    Yes, gay flight attendant is a position aboard every aircraft, right next to pursor and copilot. He usually works in the rear icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 15, 2012 3:13 PM GMT
    That is too funny.
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    Jan 15, 2012 3:37 PM GMT
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    Jan 15, 2012 4:40 PM GMT
    Funny as heck!
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    Jan 15, 2012 4:56 PM GMT
    Kingtiger saidYes, gay flight attendant is a position aboard every aircraft, right next to pursor and copilot. He usually works in the rear icon_smile.gif


    That pun is.....awful icon_eek.gificon_razz.gif

    Some other bitchy line legends:

    Pax: Say, you're not smiling. How about giving me a big smile?
    F/A: Okay, you go first!
    F/A: (after pax smiles) Okay, now, hold that smile for the next ten hours. I'll check back to see how that's working out for you.

    NYC based crew:
    PAX: Excuse me...is Dallas an hour behind New York?
    F/A: No...Dallas is fucking YEARS behind NYC.

    F/A: Would you like anything to drink?
    PAX: A coke, please. Oh, can I have it in the can?
    F/A: Wouldn't you be more comfortable drinking it here?

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    Jan 15, 2012 5:10 PM GMT
    BiItalianBro said
    Kingtiger saidYes, gay flight attendant is a position aboard every aircraft, right next to pursor and copilot. He usually works in the rear icon_smile.gif


    That pun is.....awful icon_eek.gificon_razz.gif

    Some other bitchy line legends:

    Pax: Say, you're not smiling. How about giving me a big smile?
    F/A: Okay, you go first!
    F/A: (after pax smiles) Okay, now, hold that smile for the next ten hours. I'll check back to see how that's working out for you.

    NYC based crew:
    PAX: Excuse me...is Dallas an hour behind New York?
    F/A: No...Dallas is fucking YEARS behind NYC.

    F/A: Would you like anything to drink?
    PAX: A coke, please. Oh, can I have it in the can?
    F/A: Wouldn't you be more comfortable drinking it here?



    Love these. ROFL
  • monet

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    Jan 15, 2012 5:19 PM GMT
    I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.
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    Jan 15, 2012 5:31 PM GMT
    This made my day.

    *golf clap* icon_lol.gif
  • Little_Spoon

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    Jan 15, 2012 5:37 PM GMT
    We're so quick.
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    Jan 15, 2012 6:04 PM GMT
    I <3 gay flight attendants, the last one I had kept sneaking me free gin and tonic from first class, it was awesome!
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    Jan 15, 2012 6:29 PM GMT
    Oldie but goodie, though nowhere near as funny as Steven Slater.
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    Jan 15, 2012 6:49 PM GMT
    Lovely gay flight attendant on my flight from London to NYC, gave me double the amount of food and snuck me cookies and cream ice cream from first class, he was so nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!