Swamp Ass & Skid Marks

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    Jan 17, 2012 7:54 AM GMT
    You're out in public when nature beckons you for a BM. You do the do but indicate to what extent you clean up:

    1) Just wipe with toilet tissue and keep on keeping on
    2) Use personal sanitary wipes/towelettes after #1
    3) Prep with paper towels,soap and water and clean up in the stall after #1

    To use a public restroom for a BM is a major event event for me.icon_confused.gif The germs of the restroom alone make me a serious neurotic case. My clothes can't touch the toilet, pants don't touch the floor (I tuck 'em into my socks), ass doesn't touch the seat.... .icon_eek.gif

    I can't walk around with swamp ass and or skid marks, so I do #3 or if I can #2. Never #1 only.

  • ohioguy12

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    Jan 17, 2012 2:07 PM GMT
    I can't ever shit in a public bathroom, I only remember doing it once in the last 6 years. But I do keep some moist wipes just in case.
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    Jan 17, 2012 2:27 PM GMT
    I routinely douche out thoroughly in the morning and late at night. If I am near the house after lunch, I douche out again in the middle of the day. So, I tend not to need to do a BM when I'm in public. You just never know when a hot top wants to satisfy his lusty urges during the day, and a guy has to be ready. True fags are always ready to get fucked in the ass CLEAN. Besides, I don't want to be walking around with all that toxic stuff in my colon and rectum.

    For those times when I do have to BM in public (usually when I'm on a long travel day) I've always got a water bottle with me. I use wet toilet paper to very thoroughly clean up down there to avoid both "swamp ass" and "skid marks".

    Also, I never fart in public. Always in a bathroom stall. You just never know what may slide out during a fart. That can really cause a loss of confidence.

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    Jan 17, 2012 2:38 PM GMT
    GAMRican saidI routinely douche out thoroughly in the morning and late at night. If I am near the house after lunch, I douche out again in the middle of the day. So, I tend not to need to do a BM when I'm in public. You just never know when a hot top wants to satisfy his lusty urges during the day, and a guy has to be ready. True fags are always ready to get fucked in the ass CLEAN. Besides, I don't want to be walking around with all that toxic stuff in my colon and rectum.

    For those times when I do have to BM in public (usually when I'm on a long travel day) I've always got a water bottle with me. I use wet toilet paper to very thoroughly clean up down there to avoid both "swamp ass" and "skid marks".

    Also, I never fart in public. Always in a bathroom stall. You just never know what may slide out during a fart. That can really cause a loss of confidence.

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    Jesus Christ that is way too much work. And I dont think douching every day all day is a good idea either. Would it not screw up your intestinal flora?

    I just use baby wipes, I thought that was high maintenance.

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    Jan 17, 2012 2:41 PM GMT
    I would think even douching daily would mess up your intestinal flora. Moist wipes rule!
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    Jan 17, 2012 2:45 PM GMT
    Xelorate saidI would think even douching daily would mess up your intestinal flora. Moist wipes rule!


    +1 I feel dirty without using moist wipes icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 17, 2012 2:48 PM GMT
    daily douche is not healthy to your GI
    its is similar to taking stool softener daily
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    Jan 17, 2012 2:57 PM GMT
    My guts are in great shape. My flora is, well, flowering.

    Works for me.
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    Jan 17, 2012 3:01 PM GMT
    Whoever invited the travel sized moist towelettes.....GENIUS.
  • Kwokpot

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    Jan 17, 2012 3:16 PM GMT
    This is what I most like about internet forums; to know you're not the only person in the world that feels, acts, or does certain things.

    I too NEVER fart in public, and am VERY fastidious about anal cleanliness.
    Those cottonelle individual moist wipes are GREAT, otherwise I will have a small zip lock bag of my own to use for in public. If I have none, I will either prepare ahead with some wet TP, or utilize a handicapp stall with its' own sink.

    Costco now has their own brand of moist toilet wipes.

    I NEVER EVER have skid marks in my underwear; that's just gross
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    Jan 17, 2012 3:21 PM GMT
    I must be dense but what is BM?
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    Jan 17, 2012 3:23 PM GMT
    LOL I love that absolutely nothing is off limits for conversation in here.
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    Jan 17, 2012 4:53 PM GMT
    bigeasydude saidI must be dense but what is BM?


    same.... what's BM?

    and to the guy that douches like 2 or 3 times a day.

    stop.

    Thanks.
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    Jan 17, 2012 4:58 PM GMT
    BM= Bowel movement.
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    Jan 17, 2012 4:58 PM GMT
    BM=Bowel Movement
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    Jan 17, 2012 5:08 PM GMT
    Kwokpot saidBM=Bowel Movement


    also known as taking a shit. icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 17, 2012 5:09 PM GMT
    LOL @ the guys who couldn't figure out BM is a bowel movement in the context of the OP. What the hell did you think he was talking about while mentioning restrooms and toilet paper??? icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 17, 2012 5:15 PM GMT
    I think I live in another Universe.
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    Jan 17, 2012 5:24 PM GMT
    This is the most useful and informative thread I've read on here in a while.
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    Jan 17, 2012 5:24 PM GMT
    Alpha13 saidI think I live in another Universe.


    Me and you both, I've never heard of having a bowel movement that much before. I've had like really bad ones to where the crap didn't wanna come out because the crap was literally bigger than my hole (which is painful), but never before have I had to crap and crap and crap before. That only happens if you're constipated. I dunno, if it was me, I'd be kind of scared...
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    Jan 17, 2012 5:27 PM GMT
    This just seems a little over board to me. Using a pubic bathroom isnt my most favorite thing to do but when nature calls I go in there & drop it like its hot! Lol

    I didnt know they made the travel size moist wipes, thats a good idea. When I have used moist wipes at home I loved them and did feel cleaner, especially if your a little hairy down there. But the idea of carrying them around with me is just too complicated for me since I like everythg as simple as possible. I hate carrying a bunch of crap around, no pun intended, lol

    The douching a few times a day thing seems a little rigid to me also. I always thought to have a healthy area down there it was important to have the natural juices flowing down there. When I do "prepare" and clean up to bottom for my bf its great and clean feeling but I cant imagine going thru all that work everyday.
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    Jan 17, 2012 5:28 PM GMT
    I've developed a type of immunity to having to use the bathroom at public places since I was in pre-school.

    Even as a little kid 4 years old, I would never sit on any public toilet (or at someone elses house). So as time went on, the urge to 'go' just never manifests itself when I'm away from a home or hotel. But as soon as I walk in the door I might be running for it LOL.

    The times it did happen I was either sick or on a long flight. I remember once I had to on a plane and I was so disgusted. Blaaaah! That flight from Boston to Dallas was only 3.5 hours but we were delayed in the airport all day due to inclement weather.

    My last BF was such a slob. He take big shits in the toilet and not even clean the mother fucker out. I would have to go all the way home just to use the bathroom icon_mad.gif
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    Jan 17, 2012 5:37 PM GMT
    This thread reminds me a will and grace scene....

    Grace. "i wanna make a sexy video for leo, can I use your apartment"?

    Will. "why do you have to use my apartment"?

    Grace. "i wanna be dirty in a clean place"

    Will. "well, just make sure ur clean in your dirty place"! Lmao
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    Jan 17, 2012 5:39 PM GMT
    I dont see what the problem is here, yes its not great to take a dump in a public place but geez just use the toilet paper and wipe, am I missing something here or do you guys shower after every shit. I mean wiping with TP should basically do the trick unless you are eating Taco Bell everyday
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    Jan 17, 2012 5:44 PM GMT
    Jaken said
    Alpha13 saidI think I live in another Universe.


    Me and you both, I've never heard of having a bowel movement that much before. I've had like really bad ones to where the crap didn't wanna come out because the crap was literally bigger than my hole (which is painful), but never before have I had to crap and crap and crap before. That only happens if you're constipated. I dunno, if it was me, I'd be kind of scared...


    If you check the Men's Health Section you will see related threads regarding
    GI/ Intestinal issues such as IBS and crohns which unfortunately seem to be more common than believed.