Random thoughts that come to you while working out

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 3:22 AM GMT
    Even though I usually try to focus only on working out, I'm such a thinker that I can't help but have other things on my mind too. A lot of things come to me while I'm exercising.

    Post interesting things that come to your mind while working out, whether or not they're related to working out.

    About 20 minutes ago I came in from jogging outside. It started snowing just as I was starting to settle into my normal speed. It was really beautiful to see because this is the first snowfall so far in the season. Too bad there's no forecast for any accumulation.
  • araphael

    Posts: 1148

    Jan 21, 2012 6:36 AM GMT
    pocketnico saidEven though I usually try to focus only on working out, I'm such a thinker that I can't help but have other things on my mind too. A lot of things come to me while I'm exercising.

    Post interesting things that come to your mind while working out, whether or not they're related to working out.

    About 20 minutes ago I came in from jogging outside. It started snowing just as I was starting to settle into my normal speed. It was really beautiful to see because this is the first snowfall so far in the season. Too bad there's no forecast for any accumulation.


    When I used to work out all the time at the gym, I confess that one thought which would always kept coming through my mind was watching straight guys while they were running on the treadmill, or working out on the benches, and seeing the imprint of their big dicks in sweaty work out pants, just flopping around like they had on no underwear, usually in silk. I'm sorry for being such a perv, but i used to love that part of my workout.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 6:51 AM GMT
    "Hey look - married tittie girl is here again, giving me a show."
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 6:58 AM GMT
    That the circuit party in my head (and coming through my earbuds), which I use to distract myself from the effort, is better than an actual circuit party.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 7:00 AM GMT
    Also, I reflect on the cruel irony that the endorphin rush seems to come later and later as I improve my conditioning. Damn! icon_sad.gif
  • MikemikeMike

    Posts: 6932

    Jan 21, 2012 10:17 AM GMT
    Yesterday I was in yoga and when we all did downward dog 2 young girls were looking at my butt.icon_lol.gif
    I think one wants an Arabian Tidal wave from me!!!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 10:33 AM GMT
    Dudes, going to pay, big time, for lifting like that when he get's my age.

    How many reps = Lats. like that?

    I really need to update my play-list.

    What program level = calorie count of a Frape?

    How did I miss the memo on the black socks?

    If he looks at me one more time, I'm going to bash his skull in.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 10:39 AM GMT
    Here's my random thoughts...

    1. Geez these funhouse mirrors make me look fat.
    2. Holy shit, I hope my trainer never asks me to do that!!!
    3. I should not have had that chili for lunch (please body, do not fart out loud)...
    4. I have been working out for nine months, and I am still the fattest person in the gym. Why????
    5. OK. I don't look so bad doing this exercise.
    6. Please don't ask me to do jumping jacks. It will be like shaking a bottle of soda till it explodes. I am already trying to contain my gas - i - ness.
    7. Why do they insist on a radio station that continuously plays Adele - Somone Like You? That is not a gym song.
    8. Didn't they just play Adele like 3 minutes ago?
    9. Jumping Jacks, Adele, and Funhouse Mirrors do not mix.
    10. Is my hour up already?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 10:46 AM GMT
    onaquest saidHere's my random thoughts...

    1. Geez these funhouse mirrors make me look fat.
    2. Holy shit, I hope my trainer never asks me to do that!!!
    3. I should not have had that chili for lunch (please body, do not fart out loud)...
    4. I have been working out for nine months, and I am still the fattest person in the gym. Why????
    5. OK. I don't look so bad doing this exercise.
    6. Please don't ask me to do jumping jacks. It will be like shaking a bottle of soda till it explodes. I am already trying to contain my gas - i - ness.
    7. Why do they insist on a radio station that continuously plays Adele - Somone Like You? That is not a gym song.
    8. Didn't they just play Adele like 3 minutes ago?
    9. Jumping Jacks, Adele, and Funhouse Mirrors do not mix.
    10. Is my hour up already?


    11. I wonder if that dude saw my boner
    12. Oh god, did I just shart?
    13. Did that chick just qweef?
    14. I wonder if stinky is done showering yet.
    15. God I hate gay trance music...
    16. That dude's spine is going to pop out doing squats like that.
    17. That personal trainer is eating McDonalds!!!
    18. God I hate the stair stepper.
    19. Why does everyone leave their dumbells everywhere?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 10:58 AM GMT
    I always have random thoughts about the things i'm going to do and how to do them better, but never when i'm lifting. It seems like if i'm stressed over something no matter what it is a good 40 to 70k bike ride usually puts everything into perspective. Things just don't seem to get you down.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 11:08 AM GMT
    I can do 50 easy... OMG no! No I cant! Help!!
    Should I count my reps, no, well maybe, oh crap what number am I on?!
    Oh that exercise looks creative, I shall try it!
    Dont fart, dont fart, dont fart, dont fart.
    Should I say hi to him... no I'll wait till he looks my way.
    Why are you staring at me! Fine I'll stare back!
    Random boner!! Quick what exercise can I do while sitting?
    If I act tough will he notice me or do I need to act weak to get his attention?
    Look at me... look at me (looks at me) why is he... oh crap avoid eye contact.
    Six pack... six pack... six pack.... I'm thirsty now.
    Am I the only guy that styles myself before going to the gym?
    If a pervert attacks me in the shower should I embrace or attack? Embrace? Attack?
    Damn you guy that is doing more weight than me, damn you!!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 11:37 AM GMT
    Actually, most of gay people are sensitive and emotional. that's why we are always thinking something when we are working out. I think it is good, it is a gift from the god. for we are living with thinking. Just as your are happy for the beautiful sonw, i tmeans you are living positively
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 2:39 PM GMT
    usually it's "damn this radio station sucks!'' or "i feel like im being watched''
  • Dbrad3693

    Posts: 227

    Jan 21, 2012 3:35 PM GMT
    I kinda have dirty thoughts, i know that sounds terrible. But I will be working out next to a guy and think "How big is his dick?" "I bet he would be a rough top" "I wonder if he is a moaner or screamer, quiet or verbal?" or "I wonder what he would do if I told him about my sexuiality?" or "Wonder what would happen if I leaned in a kissed him?" "If I had sex with someone in here, i wonder where we would go so we didnt get caught?" icon_redface.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 3:41 PM GMT
    I know I've reached where I want to be when I think of absolutely nothing at all.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 4:21 PM GMT
    "I sure hope my ass isn't sweating through my gym shorts. should have worn the black ones today! There is nothing worse than ass sweat!"
  • Montague

    Posts: 5205

    Jan 21, 2012 4:45 PM GMT
    "why are you in the gym hogging the flat benches to sit around, move or I'll move you!"

    "you are way too fat to be wearing a wife beater"
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 4:46 PM GMT
    MikemikeMike saidYesterday I was in yoga and when we all did downward dog 2 young girls were looking at my butt.icon_lol.gif
    I think one wants an Arabian Tidal wave from me!!!


    OK....WTH is an Arabian Tidal wave???
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 5:12 PM GMT
    "why do people yack on their cellphones with all these heavy objects available to shut them up with?"

    "what would it take to jam bluetooth earpieces and run for an hour on batteries while I'm doing cardio? It's in the WiFi band... 2.4ghz. Hmm..."

    "Please shut up."

    "Everyone in cardio has headphones on yet they still make sure we "feel" the basslines from this stupid rap/top40 station."
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 5:15 PM GMT
    MikemikeMike saidYesterday I was in yoga and when we all did downward dog 2 young girls were looking at my butt.icon_lol.gif
    I think one wants an Arabian Tidal wave from me!!!

    No butt pics?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 5:19 PM GMT
    "God, I wish that guy would bend me over and ______"
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 21, 2012 6:44 PM GMT
    "if you mixed the genes of a spider and a cat, how fast would it eat your face off?"

    "I would rearrange the tectonic plates like this..."

    "She would look good painted purple."

    "I'm still not sure why Palm Springs exists."



    This is why I work out alone.

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 22, 2012 3:54 AM GMT
    intensity69 saidThat the circuit party in my head (and coming through my earbuds), which I use to distract myself from the effort, is better than an actual circuit party.


    This, and...

    "Ewww! Isn't he going to wipe down that bench now that he's done???"
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 22, 2012 3:59 AM GMT
    1. don't fart, don't fart, don't fart, don't fart, don't fart....

    2. and squeeze, and squeeze, and squeeze...

    3. WTF why doesn't my (insert muscle) look like that...

    4. f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck...

    5. WTF is he doing....ok I want to look him that need to try that exercise...

    6. STFU and get off the machine this isn't a club go talk somewhere else.

    7. Why the hell did you put on make-up its the f*cking gym...

    8. Really dude really?

    9. @$% #$%^&& &*&*((&($%$ 3$%^&**

    10. What the hell is that floating piece of fluff in the air...
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Jan 22, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    1. The hell is that smell?

    2. So he didn't text the number last night. Wonder what he is up too

    3. I really need to lay off chocolate

    4. I keep telling myself that getting one of those hip things for my cell phone will benefit me since i broke the others easily

    5. I want some pizza after this

    6. Need to work more on my ass. Startin to see cellulite

    7. Addicted to junk food yes. But it don't mean i can't work it off