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    Jan 23, 2012 4:08 AM GMT
    How can I avoid heterosexuals and their children at all costs?!
    They're so loud and filthy and boring!!!! I have no heterosexual friends. I want to interact with homosexuals at all times!!! I also demand that everywhere I go to be undoubtedly gay-friendly!

    How do I banish all heterosexuals from my life and live a strictly gay lifestyle?

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    Jan 23, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
    I want to live in my local gay village. I only ever go to gay bars; I would never even consider going to a straight bar.
    The only restaurants I eat in are gay-owned or gay-friendly and the grocery store I shop at is in the gay area.
    I try to attend pride every year in as many cities as possible! I also like Disney, but ONLY on gay day!!!!!!!!!
    I only read Out magazine and other GLBT news sources, and I explicitly read gay books - fiction and non-fiction.

    Gay gay gay gay gay, gay gay gay, homo gay gay gay.
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
    Provincetown.

    You might regret it, though.
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidProvincetown.
    You might regret it, though.
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    OMG it looks soooooo fun and sexy there I wish the whole world was like that!!!!!!
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:19 AM GMT
    Take your meds before the nurses come in and give it to ya IM.
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:22 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidTake your meds before the nurses come in and give it to ya IM.
    If he took his meds, he'd be more liked here.



















    Ok maybe not. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:23 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidTake your meds before the nurses come in and give it to ya IM.
    Please tell me all of your gay lifestyle secrets, o wise one.
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:24 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TropicalMark saidTake your meds before the nurses come in and give it to ya IM.
    If he took his meds, he'd be more liked here.



















    Ok maybe not. icon_lol.gif
    LMAO. true though!
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:24 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    TropicalMark saidTake your meds before the nurses come in and give it to ya IM.
    Please tell me all of your gay lifestyle secrets, o wise one.
    You aren't of age yet.. sorry..........icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:26 AM GMT
    I understand completely, my furry Canadian wombat.

    Unfortunately, we do not have that choice.

    We must make do with what has been given to us.

    What does not kill us makes us stronger.

    Be brave, my little soldier. You are not alone.

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    Jan 23, 2012 4:26 AM GMT
    LMFAO y'all don't get it... blind ass queens
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:26 AM GMT
    Hire a protective phalanx of drag queen security guards. They'll repeal mundanes and anyone with taste. Of course, their screams are even more annoying than children, but what can you do?
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:27 AM GMT
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:30 AM GMT
    turbobilly saidI understand completely, my furry Canadian wombat.
    Unfortunately, we do not have that choice.
    We must make do with what has been given to us.
    What does not kill us makes us stronger.
    Be brave, my little soldier. You are not alone.
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    ^ me
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:30 AM GMT
    I think I'd cut a bitch if I lived in an exclusively gay world. I love my straight friends & their kids. My little nieces & nephews are adorable!
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:32 AM GMT
    Hetrophobia? Is that a term?
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    Jan 23, 2012 4:35 AM GMT
    Anduru saidHow can I avoid heterosexuals and their children at all costs?!
    They're so loud and filthy and boring!!!! I have no heterosexual friends. I want to interact with homosexuals at all times!!! I also demand that everywhere I go to be undoubtedly gay-friendly!

    How do I banish all heterosexuals from my life and live a strictly gay lifestyle?

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    But the heteros are so entertaining! Just observe them like animals in the zoo and you'll appreciate them more. Me and my friend had a dangerously hetero weekend, building a bed from scratch. We almost had our gay card revoked! But then we went to the gayest show on Broadway to make up for it and now all is well. Silly heterosexuals.
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    Jan 23, 2012 5:25 AM GMT
    but if I'm around heterosexuals I can't express my ~*~TRUE SELF~*~
    I will be oppressed and forced to wear more than just my leather chaps and harness!!!!!!!!!!! icon_mad.gif
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    Jan 23, 2012 5:53 AM GMT
    ricky1987 saidHetrophobia? Is that a term?
    Only when it's spelled correctly (heterophobia). icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 23, 2012 5:54 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    How do I banish all heterosexuals from my life and live a strictly gay lifestyle?


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    Jan 23, 2012 5:58 AM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    Anduru saidHow do I banish all heterosexuals from my life and live a strictly gay lifestyle?
    Bourbon Pub, New Orleans
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    Jan 23, 2012 6:00 AM GMT
    Hah! I see what you're doing here. Sly fox.
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    Jan 23, 2012 6:01 AM GMT
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    Jan 23, 2012 6:20 AM GMT
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    Jan 23, 2012 7:18 AM GMT
    I love this thread more than Life itself.

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