How do you know you are drunk ?

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    Jun 25, 2008 12:56 AM GMT
    So, this weekend I had one too many drinks and I was at a straight club and naturally when I'm drunk I like to kiss. The problem is that when I'm drunk I (sometimes) kiss girls.

    That is weird, but that's how I can tell I'm drunk.

    And no, I'm am not a straight man in denial. icon_confused.gif

    How do you guy tell you are drunk?
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    Jun 25, 2008 12:57 AM GMT
    i know i'm drunk when i suddenly have the balls to talk to the guys i'm attracted to. icon_lol.gif
  • Timbales

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    Jun 25, 2008 1:04 AM GMT
    I get happy, my nether regions feel tingly and I have trouble walking.
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    Jun 25, 2008 1:05 AM GMT
    When I start dancing. I hung up my dancing shoes years ago but i tend to come out of retirement at times. When I start making out with my boyfriend is when im beyond drunk. I dont like PDA but that rule fades the more I drink.
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    Jun 25, 2008 1:06 AM GMT
    Where is Zim when you need him - he's an expert at this!

    I usually start talking TOO LOUD and become a social butterfly... icon_eek.gif
  • duglyduckling

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    Jun 25, 2008 1:07 AM GMT
    My face just turns bright red... and feels like it's burning up... icon_redface.gif
  • liftordie

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    Jun 25, 2008 1:08 AM GMT
    i can tell when i excuse myself to go to the rest room and i actually have to PISS not just leaving to go hold myself for awhile!!!icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 25, 2008 1:37 AM GMT
    I become really "Really" friendly with just about anything my drunk alter ego obviously could careless what one looks like, plus I tend to be more talkative and i can never walk correctly when i'm drunk, granted i've only been drunk like 4 times
  • Timbales

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    Jun 25, 2008 1:44 AM GMT
    liftordie saidi can tell when i excuse myself to go to the rest room and i actually have to PISS not just leaving to go hold myself for awhile!!!icon_razz.gif


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    Jun 25, 2008 1:50 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidi know i'm drunk when i suddenly have the balls to talk to the guys i'm attracted to. icon_lol.gif



    Hahahaha yea that's pretty much how I know. I'm real quiet around guys I'm attracted to. icon_lol.gif

    The other way I know I'm drunk is when I turn my head... and it takes a second or two for the room to catch up. icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 25, 2008 1:57 AM GMT
    my senses numb
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    Jun 25, 2008 2:00 AM GMT
    when i sign on real jock i know im waaaaasted


    well only sometimes


    but the whole liquid courage thing is true... i start actually talking to guys i think are hot.. .str8 or gay hahaha
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    Jun 25, 2008 2:03 AM GMT
    Dude- you name gives you away. But.. bravo, bud. Crown Royal is my drink of choice.icon_wink.gif
  • SouthBeachBum

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    Jun 25, 2008 2:05 AM GMT
    The first thing I notice is the guys in the room seem to be a lot more attractive than when I walked in. Next thing to change is I actually (at least in my own mind) have some sort of rhythm. Lastly, when I'm about to the point where I cut myself off, I'm flirting with everyone I find attractive (even if I'm in a straight bar which usually isn't that great of an idea).
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    Jun 25, 2008 2:08 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidi know i'm drunk when i suddenly have the balls to talk to the guys i'm attracted to. icon_lol.gif


    Goode heavens! Welcome back!
  • liftordie

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    Jun 25, 2008 2:18 AM GMT
    LOL @Timberoo
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    Jun 25, 2008 2:32 AM GMT
    It would never happen. never been drunk in my life. never had the chance to rely on 'liquid courage'. besides, its more fun to make the guys chase you. let them think that they are in charge icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 25, 2008 2:34 AM GMT
    The last time I got drunk was in Maui. A song was being sung that made me want to get up and do some moves. No-one ells on the dance floor. Oh what the fuck, I'm ready to run a muck. So up I got. Started to shake my ass, and the next thing a knew I had six beautiful young women dancing around me. I may off been pissed (drunk). But it was a lot of fun.

    I did this a many time while in Hawaii. Yet it's many years since I danced. It's also many years since I got drunk out, and about.
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    Jun 25, 2008 3:52 AM GMT
    When I aggree to do shots I am already TRASHED! and sliding fast!...Snake Bites, Lemon Drops, Chocolate Cake, Candied Apples...yum!
    ***NOTE**** for anyone like me that has had bariatric surgery, having 1 alcoholic drink, has the same or stronger effect as 3-4 drinks did, before surgery! This is wild ride when you start to feel the FAST trashing creep over your head like the first time you got "high"! "Fun" runs by quickly and straight into "HAMMERED" and "OMFG I'm F*&%ed UP!"icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 25, 2008 4:30 AM GMT
    It has been so many years since I have come anywhere near being drunk, but I think I used to fall asleep.
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    Jun 25, 2008 4:30 AM GMT
    I say "I LOVE YOU" a lot. Oh, I also make out with girls....and everyone. YIKES. It's gotten me in a lot of trouble before.
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    Jun 25, 2008 4:41 AM GMT
    When I start stuttering, stumbling, and talk to every random person that is unfortunate enough to cross my path
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    Jun 25, 2008 4:42 AM GMT
    When my LOUDNESS gets LOUDER or.....

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    Jun 25, 2008 5:04 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidi know i'm drunk when i suddenly have the balls to talk to the guys i'm attracted to. icon_lol.gif


    Dancerjack is back, YAY!!!

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    Jun 25, 2008 5:32 AM GMT
    i have been known to make out with 70plus year old men and women, and guys that resemble the Hunch back of Notredameicon_eek.gif.....so needless to say i dont allow my self to get that drunk anymoreicon_redface.gif