Larkin saidA guy with no-pic who registered yesterday posts a long, meandering topic about how he's in love with his best straight friend who had sex with him but is totally straight. He writes how he's now in love, even though his friend is black/asian and he doesn't normally go for black/asian guys... but he wants to know how he can be with the guy even though the OP is a fem and this guy is totally masc brah (which obviously means he's a self-hating closet case who should embrace his inner gurrl... WERK).
Cap it off with pics of some guy's asshole and the following gif.
...yeah, that would probably be it. Oh and have the OP be outed as waimea somewhere in the thread.
And later at night, Stuart would use that new user's nickname with a little modification to post his shitty Reaper videos.
MenInLove would still try to help, despite the blatant trolling of the OP.
Greenhopper would make a song out of the thread.
YCYL would pop out at some point.
Chainers will outslut himself.
That'd make it complete.