Design the ideal RealJock thread.

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    Jan 24, 2012 11:39 AM GMT
    What would the ideal thread be? The usual suspects posting GIFs and fapping to each other? A flame war about perceived sexual racism? A thread about alcoholism and bloody urine? Would you bone the guy above you variant #9001? We should come up with the thread to end all threads...
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    Jan 24, 2012 11:51 AM GMT
    Ideally, according to whom?

    Cus, ideally, I would like to see a thread flowing over with music from Brand New; pictures of Jesse Lacey; funny clips from Squidbillies, Futurama, and Boondocks. Segments of comedy from productions like "The Pimp Chronicles" by Katt Williams. And videos of fights of epic proportions.

    Okay, I think I got it all..

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    Jan 24, 2012 12:03 PM GMT
    got the fights

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    Jan 24, 2012 12:06 PM GMT
    [url] [/url]
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    Jan 24, 2012 2:16 PM GMT
    Something that combines an epic flame war, that of which can only be described as Shakespearean in its magnitude; hilarious GIFs; somebody displaying a pseudo mental breakdown rage attack and/or extreme aspergers syndrome; healthy and exciting debates on cerebrally evocative topics where we all learn something fascinating via the Socratic method; emotionally genuine and heartfelt discussions that are cathartic; embedded awesome videos and mutual metaphorical jock riding.

    ..

    Or something along those lines.
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    Jan 24, 2012 2:22 PM GMT
    A guy with no-pic who registered yesterday posts a long, meandering topic about how he's in love with his best straight friend who had sex with him but is totally straight. He writes how he's now in love, even though his friend is black/asian and he doesn't normally go for black/asian guys... but he wants to know how he can be with the guy even though the OP is a fem and this guy is totally masc brah (which obviously means he's a self-hating closet case who should embrace his inner gurrl... WERK).

    Cap it off with pics of some guy's asshole and the following gif.

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    Jan 24, 2012 5:31 PM GMT
    A thread to end all threads?

    RJ GROUP SUICIDE PACT!
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    Jan 24, 2012 6:46 PM GMT
    Larkin saidA guy with no-pic who registered yesterday posts a long, meandering topic about how he's in love with his best straight friend who had sex with him but is totally straight. He writes how he's now in love, even though his friend is black/asian and he doesn't normally go for black/asian guys... but he wants to know how he can be with the guy even though the OP is a fem and this guy is totally masc brah (which obviously means he's a self-hating closet case who should embrace his inner gurrl... WERK).

    Cap it off with pics of some guy's asshole and the following gif.

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    ...yeah, that would probably be it. Oh and have the OP be outed as waimea somewhere in the thread.
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    Jan 24, 2012 6:52 PM GMT
    Photos of guys playing Skyrim while drinking various alcoholic beverages. Someone make this happen rather than me just taking photos of myself doing this with different t-shirts and different colored Solo cups.
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    Jan 24, 2012 9:50 PM GMT
    It would have lots of eye roll and at least 10 things taken out of context. Followed by a derailing then re-railing and a gif about some naked guy. THEN there would be someone chiming in on how RJ used to be blah blah blah but now its just blah blah blah and then some flames ignite. THEN someone talks about how someones a closet case self hating blah blah blah and they should die in a fire because blah blah blah. Sarcasm ensues then its topped off with someone returning back the original topic which everyone is over and THAT is where babies come from icon_neutral.gif
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    Jan 24, 2012 10:09 PM GMT
    Firebrand said
    Larkin saidA guy with no-pic who registered yesterday posts a long, meandering topic about how he's in love with his best straight friend who had sex with him but is totally straight. He writes how he's now in love, even though his friend is black/asian and he doesn't normally go for black/asian guys... but he wants to know how he can be with the guy even though the OP is a fem and this guy is totally masc brah (which obviously means he's a self-hating closet case who should embrace his inner gurrl... WERK).

    Cap it off with pics of some guy's asshole and the following gif.

    gif


    ...yeah, that would probably be it. Oh and have the OP be outed as waimea somewhere in the thread.


    And later at night, Stuart would use that new user's nickname with a little modification to post his shitty Reaper videos.

    MenInLove would still try to help, despite the blatant trolling of the OP.

    Greenhopper would make a song out of the thread.

    YCYL would pop out at some point.

    Chainers will outslut himself.

    That'd make it complete.
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    Jan 24, 2012 10:34 PM GMT
    Started by: SkinnyBitch
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    Jan 24, 2012 11:41 PM GMT
    men with vaginas that star in sean cody porn, covered in honey and bacon
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    Jan 24, 2012 11:42 PM GMT
    plus this.



    hahahahahahaha
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    Jan 25, 2012 5:23 AM GMT
    I'm sure the Reaper has some ideas...icon_lol.gif!
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    Jan 25, 2012 6:16 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin saidI'm sure the Reaper has some ideas...icon_lol.gif!

    Let's see:

    Spam videos
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    BRB, BANHAMMER

    Something like that, amirite? icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 25, 2012 6:17 AM GMT
    Claystation saidIt would have lots of eye roll and at least 10 things taken out of context. Followed by a derailing then re-railing and a gif about some naked guy. THEN there would be someone chiming in on how RJ used to be blah blah blah but now its just blah blah blah and then some flames ignite. THEN someone talks about how someones a closet case self hating blah blah blah and they should die in a fire because blah blah blah. Sarcasm ensues then its topped off with someone returning back the original topic which everyone is over and THAT is where babies come from icon_neutral.gif


    Don't forget popcorn.gif
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    Jan 25, 2012 6:19 AM GMT


    /thread.
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    Jan 25, 2012 6:20 AM GMT
    I forgot: lots of poor grammar and an equally large presence of grammatical elitists. Those are always fun.
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    Jan 25, 2012 6:21 AM GMT
    before the thread closes... it needs one extremely hot dude.



    i eye fucked the shit out of him
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    Jan 25, 2012 6:22 AM GMT
    Firebrand said
    Claystation saidIt would have lots of eye roll and at least 10 things taken out of context. Followed by a derailing then re-railing and a gif about some naked guy. THEN there would be someone chiming in on how RJ used to be blah blah blah but now its just blah blah blah and then some flames ignite. THEN someone talks about how someones a closet case self hating blah blah blah and they should die in a fire because blah blah blah. Sarcasm ensues then its topped off with someone returning back the original topic which everyone is over and THAT is where babies come from icon_neutral.gif


    Don't forget popcorn.gif


    I cant believe I forgot the popcorn icon_mad.gif
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    Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM GMT
    this thread had potential to be THY thread.

    is it jus me or is this forum bleedin booooooooooorin'?
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    Jan 25, 2012 3:35 PM GMT
    Of course, GOATSE and immediate variations thereof are likely to be thread killers.

    So I'll open the bidding for asshole pics with this classic:

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