Paula Deen Ate My Teenage Daughter

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    Jan 25, 2012 6:53 PM GMT
    I love this guy....very witty and makes his case every time.


    By Mark Morford @ San Francisco Chronicle

    From Article....Rejoice, Paula Deen! Paula Deen is America's greasiest, butteryest, lyingest Southern-fried sweetheart! Paula Deen appears to openly despise you and does not seem to care if you get fat and sick and perhaps die from eating her bacon-wrapped deep-fried mac-and-cheese butter-dipped donut logs on a stick!

    How do we know? Because it turns out America's 157th most popular celebrity chef no smart or healthy person watches or even knows exists was apparently diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes fully three years ago, did nothing about it, and is only now coming out and announcing her diagnosis -- not so she can change her ways, promote a light and healthy diet or express a modicum of contrition for poisoning your family all these years, but instead so she can serve as a shill for a dubious diabetes drug. Thoughtful! Capitalism!...


    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2012/01/25/notes012512.DTL#ixzz1kUu6vGuw

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    Jan 25, 2012 10:25 PM GMT
    Love it, especially this:

    "In related news, Taco Bell has reportedly developed a method of cramming its patented, fake taco meat into .44 caliber bullet casings, which, for $.99 a round, it will shoot straight in your heart over and over again, until you collapse. The Taco Bulletoâ„¢ is coming soon to a drive-by near you."
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    Jan 25, 2012 10:56 PM GMT
    Leave Paula alone! icon_evil.gif Who cares if the hearts of most people eating her food will probably explode? It doesn't cancel out the joy those of us who can get away with eating it have experienced. I have chronic hypocholesterolemia even with hiv meds shown to increase cholesterol levels. So I could eat everything she makes and cover it with butter and bacon grease every day and my complete count would still be under 120.

    I think I'm going to go cook one of her butter bacon burgers and find a couple donuts for buns. Then I'm going to strip nekkid, cover myself in shortening and powdered sugar, and do an interpretive dance in her honor.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 25, 2012 11:01 PM GMT
    The_Guerrilla_Sodomite saidLeave Paula alone! icon_evil.gif Who cares if the hearts of most people eating her food will probably explode? It doesn't cancel out the joy those of us who can get away with eating it have experienced. I have chronic hypocholesterolemia even with hiv meds shown to increase cholesterol levels. So I could eat everything she makes and cover it with butter and bacon grease every day and my complete count would still be under 120.

    I think I'm going to go cook one of her butter bacon burgers and find a couple donuts for buns. Then I'm going to strip nekkid, cover myself in shortening and powdered sugar, and do an interpretive dance in her honor.icon_biggrin.gif


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    Jan 25, 2012 11:43 PM GMT
    The_Guerrilla_Sodomite saidLeave Paula alone! icon_evil.gif Who cares if the hearts of most people eating her food will probably explode? It doesn't cancel out the joy those of us who can get away with eating it have experienced. I have chronic hypocholesterolemia even with hiv meds shown to increase cholesterol levels. So I could eat everything she makes and cover it with butter and bacon grease every day and my complete count would still be under 120.

    I think I'm going to go cook one of her butter bacon burgers and find a couple donuts for buns. Then I'm going to strip nekkid, cover myself in shortening and powdered sugar, and do an interpretive dance in her honor.icon_biggrin.gif


    I demand video of this dance. Now.

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    Jan 25, 2012 11:55 PM GMT
    The_Guerrilla_Sodomite said
    Then I'm going to strip nekkid, cover myself in shortening and powdered sugar, and do an interpretive dance in her honor.icon_biggrin.gif


    Fawking hot icon_razz.gificon_razz.gificon_razz.gif
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    Jan 26, 2012 12:25 AM GMT
    The_Guerrilla_Sodomite saidLeave Paula alone! icon_evil.gif Who cares if the hearts of most people eating her food will probably explode? It doesn't cancel out the joy those of us who can get away with eating it have experienced. I have chronic hypocholesterolemia even with hiv meds shown to increase cholesterol levels. So I could eat everything she makes and cover it with butter and bacon grease every day and my complete count would still be under 120.

    I think I'm going to go cook one of her butter bacon burgers and find a couple donuts for buns. Then I'm going to strip nekkid, cover myself in shortening and powdered sugar, and do an interpretive dance in her honor.icon_biggrin.gif


    If you don't film this, it doesn't count.

    ('Nekkid' is the best word ever.)
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    Jan 26, 2012 3:12 AM GMT
    The_Guerrilla_Sodomite saidLeave Paula alone! icon_evil.gif Who cares if the hearts of most people eating her food will probably explode? It doesn't cancel out the joy those of us who can get away with eating it have experienced. I have chronic hypocholesterolemia even with hiv meds shown to increase cholesterol levels. So I could eat everything she makes and cover it with butter and bacon grease every day and my complete count would still be under 120.

    I think I'm going to go cook one of her butter bacon burgers and find a couple donuts for buns. Then I'm going to strip nekkid, cover myself in shortening and powdered sugar, and do an interpretive dance in her honor.icon_biggrin.gif


    I demand MOAARRR!icon_twisted.gif