Funniest Pick Up Line......

  • yogadudeSEATT...

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    Jun 25, 2008 3:53 PM GMT
    What's the one that most stands out in your mind? The other day I was in the sauna after a workout and this guy say's to me, "That's a beautiful circumcision you've got."
    What the...?
    I told him to go and thank my rabbi.
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    Jun 25, 2008 4:09 PM GMT
    I tend to walk fast, so one day a guy said to slow down so he can have a better look at my ass.
  • Teacherguy

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    Jun 25, 2008 6:07 PM GMT
    I was in a bar and a guy said do me "You have a very beautiful smile...but even if you didn't have teeth you'd still be beautiful."icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 25, 2008 6:13 PM GMT
    My personal favorite:

    Why dont you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

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    Jun 25, 2008 6:14 PM GMT
    "Let's play army - I lie down and you blow me away."
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    Jun 25, 2008 6:47 PM GMT
    At a bar, I'm looking over guy #1's shoulder 'cause my friend is standing behind and I'm trying to get his attention. Guy #1 then approaches me and says "So, now that you have my attention, what now?!" And then I was like "Um, didn't want your attention, wanted the attention from the guy behind you." He replies with "You ain't gots to lie to kick it!" And walked away, and I was like "WTF?!?!?" And laughed out loud!!!
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    Jun 25, 2008 6:49 PM GMT
    "Are you the dancer tonight?"

    (I was 21, probably 152lbs, and likely dressed in mismatched plaid clothing)
  • Hagan_F

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    Jul 02, 2008 9:09 PM GMT
    cosmicjewboy saidWhat's the one that most stands out in your mind? The other day I was in the sauna after a workout and this guy say's to me, "That's a beautiful circumcision you've got."
    What the...?
    I told him to go and thank my rabbi.



    Your Rabbi or your Moyel?
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    Jul 03, 2008 4:12 AM GMT
    This is the worst and funniest one I've heard:

    "Are you from tennessee... cuz you're the only ten I see"

    it made me lol icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 03, 2008 4:24 AM GMT
    If I were in charge of the alphabet I would have put 'U' and 'I' closer together.

    I love that one.
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    Jul 03, 2008 4:25 AM GMT
    What are these? How does one get lucky enough to have someone humilate themself with such lines. If I was ever fortuante enough to hear any lines like these I'd buy the guy a drink.
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    Jul 03, 2008 4:27 AM GMT
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  • doog14

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    Jul 03, 2008 4:31 AM GMT
    There are 206 bones in the body....you want another?!? Works EVERY time fellas! haha
  • Timbales

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    Jul 03, 2008 11:19 AM GMT
    "Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?"
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    Jul 03, 2008 12:50 PM GMT
    These are all very funny! I think it says something about my life as a single but guys didn't try to use lines on me, I think I intimidated them, without realizing it. icon_sad.gif
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    Jul 03, 2008 5:03 PM GMT
    Timberoo said"Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?"


    I'm almost ashamed to say that would work on me, haha. I seem to have a weakness for Italian guys. icon_redface.gif
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    Jul 03, 2008 5:07 PM GMT
    BostonVball said
    I'm almost ashamed to say that would work on me, haha. I seem to have a weakness for Italian guys. icon_redface.gif


    would you like a quarter of one? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 03, 2008 5:15 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie said[quote][cite]BostonVball said[/cite]
    I'm almost ashamed to say that would work on me, haha. I seem to have a weakness for Italian guys. icon_redface.gif


    would you like a quarter of one? icon_biggrin.gif[/quote]

    Oh wow we're witnissing one icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 03, 2008 5:15 PM GMT
    Guy101 saidWhat are these? How does one get lucky enough to have someone humilate themself with such lines. If I was ever fortuante enough to hear any lines like these I'd buy the guy a drink.
    I'm with you.... I'd welcome a few of these lines!!
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    Jul 03, 2008 5:16 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie said[quote][cite]BostonVball said[/cite]
    I'm almost ashamed to say that would work on me, haha. I seem to have a weakness for Italian guys. icon_redface.gif


    would you like a quarter of one? icon_biggrin.gif[/quote]

    LMAO - while it doesn't quite have the same ring to it... it would probably still work haha icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 03, 2008 5:24 PM GMT
    "You remind me of my grandson"
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    Jul 03, 2008 5:25 PM GMT
    Crimthann said"You remind me of my grandson"


    EW!!! icon_mad.gif
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    Jul 03, 2008 5:36 PM GMT
    It may not count as a pick up line but in a club once someone told me to take off my top
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    Jul 03, 2008 6:04 PM GMT
    cosmicjewboy said "That's a beautiful circumcision you've got."


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  • VinBaltimore

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    Jul 03, 2008 6:15 PM GMT
    I'll never forget Billy Crystal as Fernando on Saturday Night Live - "Let's go back to my place and do things I'll tell my friends we did anyway".