You're a bodybuilder when..

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    Jun 25, 2008 3:58 PM GMT
    ..you incessantly pass gas.

    and when you do, it most often smells like eggs.


    ..you worry about your macros.
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    Jun 25, 2008 4:03 PM GMT
    your head becomes to small for your bodyicon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 25, 2008 4:46 PM GMT
    haha. touche. in all fairness, i'm still relatively within the limits of size & height ratio. icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 25, 2008 4:48 PM GMT
    When the bean part of 'Frank and Beans' is ominously descriptive.
  • cowboyathlete

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    Jun 25, 2008 6:30 PM GMT
    You pass up a chance for a date or a trick because it interferes with gym time.
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    Jun 25, 2008 6:39 PM GMT
    ..you abstain from doing the nasty on your cheat day because you know you will be like a pinata and all sorts of candy is gonna come out when you hit it.
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    Jun 25, 2008 6:42 PM GMT
    phantasmic said..you abstain from doing the nasty on your cheat day because you know you will be like a pinata and all sorts of candy is gonna come out when you hit it.


    huh?
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    Jun 25, 2008 6:44 PM GMT
    ...you recycle gallon milk jugs.
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    Jun 25, 2008 6:55 PM GMT
    ha, you have to have someone else wash your back because you cannot reach the middle on your own!
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    Jun 26, 2008 3:13 AM GMT
    StrippehKitteh said[quote][cite]phantasmic said[/cite]..you abstain from doing the nasty on your cheat day because you know you will be like a pinata and all sorts of candy is gonna come out when you hit it.


    huh? [/quote]

    Haha. Sorry. I tend to jump topics. I'm sure I can "esplain" better after I'm fully fed.
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    Jun 26, 2008 3:22 AM GMT
    when altho u know u will be hella sore i.e. with legs i can barely walk for two days after, u still go back for more!!!
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    Jun 26, 2008 5:55 AM GMT
    phantasmic said..you incessantly pass gas.

    and when you do, it most often smells like eggs.




    LOL spot on!
    Also when u have average citizens with 0 knowledge about bodybuilding/wightlifting coming up to u and pop the question "Dude, looking tanked, do u use steroids?" LOL..had a salesman in an electronics shop ask me just that..cracks me up all the time
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    Jun 26, 2008 6:50 AM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidWell, by the looks of you I wouldn't think that it's an irrelevant question given your bulk yet lean muscular build. If you don't use them then it's a compliment to your body's naturally muscular frame. If I had to guess I would say that you do. But I think it's a rude question to ask by someone that hardly knows you at all.


    Hehe just for the record i don't use steroids and not planning to ever use it..you might not believe me but i'm an ectomorph..i.e naturally skinny..and it took me a lot of hard work n sacrifice to get to where I am now..and maintaining it is another difficult task coz i lose muscle mass easily..1 week off from gym and woilaa..2kgs gone icon_sad.gif
    so yea i agree with u it's quite a let down when pple u don't know come up to u and the first thing they ask is whether u're using steroids..the hell with all the hardwork and sweat..you're huge = you juice up..i'm so tempted to tell them yeaa..i add steroids to my food 3 times a day..wouldn't be surprised if they actually believed it..i mean what do they know about steroids anyway? I've encountered someone at the gym who thought that I was 'drinking' steroids while I was gulping down the protein shake LOL..on the contrary..my friends at the gym joke abt me using steroids all the time but i don't take it to heart coz i know they're juz mucking around..and I juz play along..well either way..i'd just take it as a compliment..so thanks muchmorethanmuscle, for your complimenticon_cool.gif lol
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    Jun 26, 2008 7:11 AM GMT
    Everything's tight in the chest, loose in the waist, tight in the ass and thighs, and too long.

    Photos of you with friends: you're the douchebag in the front row with a rolled up sleeve.

    You get told by women, "What a waste!"

    You get told by your tailor, "What, a waist?"

    You like foods that taste like wood.

    You can see your wood.

    You can see your ass in your two full-length angled mirrors.

    String tank tops aren't funny.

    You're tempted to wear Speedos.

    When you see a guy with a better upper body than you, your eye immediately goes down to his calves. "Aha! Skinny calves!" you exclaim to cheer yourself.
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    Jun 26, 2008 1:58 PM GMT
    When you never feel your body is good enough.
  • SoDakGuy

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    Jun 26, 2008 2:45 PM GMT
    That's true! But I don't want to rest on my laurels.

    Caslon4000 saidWhen you never feel your body is good enough.
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    Jul 01, 2008 12:13 PM GMT
    When you ask 'do these jeans make my ass look big?' and you want the answer to be 'yes'.



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    Jul 12, 2008 5:12 AM GMT
    When every morning in the shower you think about what kind of workout you're going to do that evening at the gym after your workday.
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    Jul 12, 2008 7:35 AM GMT
    muscletroy saidWhen every morning in the shower you think about what kind of workout you're going to do that evening at the gym after your workday.

    Is this the shower after your morning workout?
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    Jul 12, 2008 9:03 AM GMT
    Nobody has ever asked me if I was on 'roids, or even HGH.

    I do get asked directions for the nearest donut shop which I gladly supply: Honey Donuts on Main, Yum Yum on Washington Avenue, or Sunrise Doughnuts on 4th.

    Love them all. Shout out to the 3am doughnut makers!!!!
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    Jul 12, 2008 9:12 AM GMT
    In all seriousness, it is a rude question. It is saying I have the build I have through artificial means and not from hard work and sweat.

    But seriously, you do not look like a steriod user. You are built but not that built. You do not have the bitch tits of most steriod users or the thin leather skin. You don't have the HGH belly. I know lots of steriod guys, and not all show signs, but most do if you know where to look. I know where to look, but some get by me.

    You look like a very athletic guy. No more no less. Have a donut.
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    Jul 14, 2008 3:46 AM GMT
    kew1 said
    muscletroy saidWhen every morning in the shower you think about what kind of workout you're going to do that evening at the gym after your workday.

    Is this the shower after your morning workout?


    No I don't work out in the morning. *GASP* I know I will get kicked out of RJ now. LOL

    I meant the shower you take on your way to work.
  • VinBaltimore

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    Jul 14, 2008 3:37 PM GMT
    Everyone in the office knows not to schedule a meeting with you at 10 or 4 because that's "snack time".
  • roadbikeRob

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    Jul 15, 2008 12:05 AM GMT
    You have a strict diet of protein shakes and bars, along with brown rice and nuts and twigs. You have to eat every meal at the same exact time everyday or your whole routine gets fucked up.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jul 15, 2008 12:07 AM GMT
    You look into how you can bottle the scent of a MetRX Fart as a cologne icon_eek.gif