The Corrupted Wish Thread: The Sequel

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    Jul 27, 2007 6:43 PM GMT
    I wish the Corrupted Wish Thread would come back.
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    Jul 27, 2007 8:16 PM GMT
    BAM it's back but noone is using it.

    i wish that john cena mario lopez and david bekhm were all in my living room naked.
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    Jul 27, 2007 9:00 PM GMT
    Poof! They're all in your living room naked. John Cena power slams you and by the time you wake up the rest of them are just finishing up the orgy of a lifetime!

    I wish I more energy!
  • MikemikeMike

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    Jul 27, 2007 11:42 PM GMT
    Bam -you r now all energy and everyone is using you up.

    I wish my Dad was still alive!!
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    Jul 28, 2007 12:03 AM GMT
    he's back alive, can anyone say pet cemetery?



    i wish there were gay guys my age where i lived.
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    Jul 28, 2007 2:15 AM GMT
    There are plenty, but they're all castrated!!


    I wish I had green eyes.
  • trebor965

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    Jul 28, 2007 6:37 AM GMT
    you have green eyes all along, you were just blind...



    i wish my urine stream was stronger, louder, and much more forcefull!!!
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    Jul 28, 2007 6:44 AM GMT
    With a grin on her face, the Corrupt Wish Fairy waves her magic wand and transforms you into a urinating elephant - a castrated urinated elephant.

    I wish I enjoyed law school.
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    Jul 28, 2007 7:29 AM GMT
    law school becomes very enjoyable, but when you finally become a lawyer you realize it's all abunch of paperwork and people hating your guts and wish to go back to school.

    i wish i could swim a 50 yard freestyle in 28 sec flat.
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    Jul 28, 2007 9:01 AM GMT
    you can but only when a chicken carcass is attached to your foot and your in shark infested waters

    i wish my beer belly would go away
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    Jul 28, 2007 10:33 AM GMT
    Yes! Your keyboard doctor called and the situation is sticky. Your beer belly disappears with one keystroke. You actually have what is known as DEER belly.

    Oh. Hunting season opened yesterday.
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    Jul 29, 2007 3:12 AM GMT
    PHL owes us a wish.
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    Jul 30, 2007 7:41 PM GMT
    I wish PHL Muscle would give us a wish.

    I also wish I had a brand new Maserati.
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    Jul 30, 2007 7:48 PM GMT
    You get it, but the engine falls out on turning the ignition.


    I wish i was free to travel the world.


    (p.s my wish last night on the shooting star i saw came true)

    Jiminey Cricket eat your fucking heart out
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    Jul 30, 2007 8:41 PM GMT
    congratulations you have just stolen a million dollars in jewels, have fun traveling the world, running from the police.

    i wish i had a thirteen foot long black leather bull whip.
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    Jul 30, 2007 9:07 PM GMT

    you enter your room to find on your bed, woohoo!!! a thirteen foot long black leather bull whip!!!... on the other end, wielding it, Barbara Walters greased up and naked with a mischievous look in her eye...


    I wish I had a cute cowboy to make out with.



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    Jul 30, 2007 9:26 PM GMT
    bam, a hot cowboy right there with you wearing a hat and riding chaps. you two get at then, bam he hits your ass with a branding bar.
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    Jul 30, 2007 9:28 PM GMT
    oh yeah i wish, i had my own computer.
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    Aug 01, 2007 10:19 PM GMT
    SHAZAMM! You have your own computer. It is a new super-intelligent machine which soon steals your identity and runs off to Brazil with your boyfriend.

    I wish I could speak French.
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    Aug 01, 2007 10:36 PM GMT
    BAM, you can speak French, but you've discovered that you now live in a world where everyone speaks Swahili and nobody understands you.

    I wish that someone else would clean my apartment.
  • MSUBioNerd

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    Aug 01, 2007 11:10 PM GMT
    Poof. Your apartment is cleaned by the hazmat team after a truck filled with hydrochloric acid rams into your house.

    I wish I had a functional air conditioner for my house.
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    Aug 02, 2007 4:32 AM GMT
    ZAP. You've got a functional, 30 year old air conditioner that cools your house, but costs $100/day to run.

    I wish that my muse would arrive to help me write all these great, creative songs, stories, etc. that I'd like to write.
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    Aug 02, 2007 4:47 AM GMT
    waPOW! He comes, and you get famous!!!

    .....for writing the worlds WORST songs :-(

    I wish i had A BF.
  • jc_online

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    Aug 03, 2007 6:29 PM GMT
    Wow! You instantly get a BF; except you meant BoyFriend, and what you got was a ButFungus.

    I wish I had less work to do, and more vacation time.
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    Aug 10, 2007 9:31 AM GMT
    BAM!!! You get more vacation time and decide to take a trip to an exotic island but the plane you're on gets detoured and you end up in the middle of a drug war in columbia running for your dear life!!

    ~I wish our wishes didn't get corrupted~