Having sex with a man is like riding a bike.

  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 28, 2012 1:28 AM GMT
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    There are certain fundamental things you should know when having sex with a man and also when riding a bike.

    Make sure that everything is maintained and functional.

    Wear a helmet. Many riders, depending on the difficulty of the ride, will fall.

    If you are a beginner, start easy. You will only fall if you ride something that you can't handle.

    When riding loose areas, place your weight to the rear by sitting on your seat, find a line of sight and follow it.

    Avoid standing up and pumping. This may cause your rear to break traction, causing damage. Work on spinning, or pushing AND pulling up throughout your stroke if you are clipped in. If you start losing traction, try pulling the handlebars back toward you, which will increase pressure and provide you with a better grip.

    Pump in a light pumping manner when preparing to stop or you may find yourself over the handlebars. If you are going downhill, it is all right to use your rear and slide.

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    Jan 28, 2012 2:05 AM GMT
    It took me the longest time to lose those damn training wheels. And how to mount smoothly by throwing my leg over and not falling off the other side. icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 28, 2012 2:52 AM GMT
    And, keep your feet and hands engaged and coordinated at all times!

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  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 29, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidAnd, keep your feet and hands engaged and coordinated at all times!

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    You are so silly......but still handsome...so let me see your bare feet...icon_cool.gif
  • rnch

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    Jan 29, 2012 12:55 PM GMT
    when you wreck your favorite bike and get hurt, you need to climb back on another one after your injuries heal.
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    Jan 29, 2012 4:03 PM GMT
    malefeet said
    GAMRican saidAnd, keep your feet and hands engaged and coordinated at all times!

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    You are so silly......but still handsome...so let me see your bare feet...icon_cool.gif


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  • Timbales

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    Jan 29, 2012 5:01 PM GMT
    when going fast, keep your mouth closed or you might eat a bug
  • nessthing

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    Jan 29, 2012 6:34 PM GMT
    I don't know if I can handle this thread.
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    Jan 30, 2012 1:50 AM GMT
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    Jan 30, 2012 1:54 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    malefeet said
    GAMRican said[...]
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    Yo GAMRican, clearly your headboard doubles for locking up both the bicycles and the bicyclists!
  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 30, 2012 12:58 PM GMT
    BuddyinNYC said
    Yo GAMRican, clearly your headboard doubles for locking up both the bicycles and the bicyclists!


    Yeah, that's just one of the things I admire about him.... icon_cool.gif