Jan 28, 2012 5:01 AM GMT
Guys.
Which profile here or elsewhere is your favorite.
I like "NiceMusclguy"'s profile. It's funny, witty and he's hot.
An excerpt:
(let me know what you think)
"The top 20(ish) Things I have learned from the Gay Internet:
1) Apparently, spreading your legs wide enough to let everyone see all the way into your colon is a perfectly acceptable way of saying hello to people..
2) The human body is ten times more flexible than I previously thought and some people just really don't care much about their furniture
3) Kodak has made some incredible advances in zoom lenses
4) Cirque Du Soleil should really reconsider it's policy towards gays, they are really missing out on some talented and flexible folks
5) If you want to turn in into a sex act just add 'ing' to the end of it.
6) The American Psychological Association should probably set up a trauma center on most gay sex sites
7) Much like Calculus, the calculation of ones age and penile dimensions seems to be a very mysterious and convoluted process, fraught with miscalculation and error..
"Swimmer's build" covers everything from Nemo to Shamu..
9) The occurence of identical twins with the same pictures is much more common in society than previously thought..
10) Pissing on someone in the backyard does not qualify as being into 'outdoor sports'
11) If you can't spell it, then you probably don't know how to do it/be it
12) Sumo wrestlers are technically 'athletes'
13) Everyone has hobbies, hell, sex can be a hobby. But don't include pictures of your doll collection or the fish you caught in with your nude pics, it's disturbing
14) Unless there is a miniature tea set and some lincoln logs in there, stop calling it a 'playroom'
15) Honestly, does anyone actually sit around naked and TALK about beer and sports? Is that REALLY why you want me to come 'hang out?'
16) Everyone is 'masculine'.. I have never seen a profile that says 'nelly bitch that squeals like a girl in bed seeks...'
17) Please remember that the park is located next to the sewage treatment facility and prepare accordingly
1 Why not save us both some time if you insist on calling it a manp*ssy and just throw a bucket of cold water on me? Sticking something in an ass doesn't magically turn it into a different orifice
19) I am glad you can afford airline tickets and take cruises, but if I really wanted to look at pictures of the beach, that's what Facebook and Flickr are for
20) Unless I am going to be spanking you with your pledge paddle, I don't really care that you were in a fraternity 15 years ago...It's a little late to be calling yourself a 'frat boi'
21) The incoporation of holiday decorations into one's nude photography must cease immediately. Nobody decorates their chirstmas tree naked... so you can't use the 'I was just untangling the lights excuse"
22) More isn't always better.. sometimes it's just more... Your tan really isn't all that sexy when you end up being so dark you look like a paint chip from Sherwin WIlliams..."
Which profile here or elsewhere is your favorite.
I like "NiceMusclguy"'s profile. It's funny, witty and he's hot.
An excerpt:
(let me know what you think)
"The top 20(ish) Things I have learned from the Gay Internet:
1) Apparently, spreading your legs wide enough to let everyone see all the way into your colon is a perfectly acceptable way of saying hello to people..
2) The human body is ten times more flexible than I previously thought and some people just really don't care much about their furniture
3) Kodak has made some incredible advances in zoom lenses
4) Cirque Du Soleil should really reconsider it's policy towards gays, they are really missing out on some talented and flexible folks
5) If you want to turn in into a sex act just add 'ing' to the end of it.
6) The American Psychological Association should probably set up a trauma center on most gay sex sites
7) Much like Calculus, the calculation of ones age and penile dimensions seems to be a very mysterious and convoluted process, fraught with miscalculation and error..
"Swimmer's build" covers everything from Nemo to Shamu..9) The occurence of identical twins with the same pictures is much more common in society than previously thought..
10) Pissing on someone in the backyard does not qualify as being into 'outdoor sports'
11) If you can't spell it, then you probably don't know how to do it/be it
12) Sumo wrestlers are technically 'athletes'
13) Everyone has hobbies, hell, sex can be a hobby. But don't include pictures of your doll collection or the fish you caught in with your nude pics, it's disturbing
14) Unless there is a miniature tea set and some lincoln logs in there, stop calling it a 'playroom'
15) Honestly, does anyone actually sit around naked and TALK about beer and sports? Is that REALLY why you want me to come 'hang out?'
16) Everyone is 'masculine'.. I have never seen a profile that says 'nelly bitch that squeals like a girl in bed seeks...'
17) Please remember that the park is located next to the sewage treatment facility and prepare accordingly
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Why not save us both some time if you insist on calling it a manp*ssy and just throw a bucket of cold water on me? Sticking something in an ass doesn't magically turn it into a different orifice19) I am glad you can afford airline tickets and take cruises, but if I really wanted to look at pictures of the beach, that's what Facebook and Flickr are for
20) Unless I am going to be spanking you with your pledge paddle, I don't really care that you were in a fraternity 15 years ago...It's a little late to be calling yourself a 'frat boi'
21) The incoporation of holiday decorations into one's nude photography must cease immediately. Nobody decorates their chirstmas tree naked... so you can't use the 'I was just untangling the lights excuse"
22) More isn't always better.. sometimes it's just more... Your tan really isn't all that sexy when you end up being so dark you look like a paint chip from Sherwin WIlliams..."
