-I don't want to do shoulder exercises because then I'll get too big and lose any flexibility I have.
-A friend was asking me about how to lose weight so I gave him some info on a bunch of subjects like HIIT, giant sets, full body workouts, low rest periods, Paleo diets, difference between carbs, etc. His response was "Hmmm, no I'll just keep doing the same thing I've been doing."
-I saw a guy get off a cable station and wasn't sure if he was done or just needed to replace the handle with something. I approached him and said "Hi! Are you done with this machine?" He told me he still had a few sets left so I politely said alright and walked away. Ten minutes later he comes up to me mid set and starts something along the lines of a sales pitch. He asked "What are your goals here?", "Oh you know, just trying to pack on size and all," I replied. He took a breath and said "Well it's a good thing you interrupted me then (I didn't). You see, I actually work at a gym (really?) and I can tell you the Secret to Getting Big (really!? your muscles are smaller than mine even with your smaller limb lengths). The secret is to lift weights and eat food (oh for fuck's sake!). Just eat a lot, especially McDonalds' food since it has a lot of calories." (shut up! for the love of Sandow shut up!)
We then finished our small talk, shook hands and never spoke again.