Definitely Not Gay At All....bahahaha(Read This Craiglist Post)

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    Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM GMT
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html

    Manhood Camping

    Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT

    Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

    Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

    THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

    Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

    - must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
    - Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
    - desire to be a man among men
    - not afraid to wield a blade
    - crystal, I'm not sharing mine
    - must be able to make a fire
    - gloves
    - a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
    - knowledge of modern music
    - protective/splash resistant eye wear
    - 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use
    We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.


    Dont' want to see"

    - bad attitudes
    - gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
    - cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
    - firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
    - the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

    If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

    Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

    100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS


    Location: Aqua Caliente
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    PostingID: 2370048082
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    Jan 29, 2012 10:25 PM GMT
    dude is in serious denial

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    Jan 29, 2012 10:31 PM GMT
    QUOTE AUTHOR GOES HERE- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome


    lol
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    Jan 29, 2012 10:32 PM GMT
    LOL! That CL ad has been posted on here a few times before, but it's a goodie. Still cracks me up to read it.
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    Jan 29, 2012 10:34 PM GMT
    I would be very wary of responding to any ad on Craigslist for a camping trip.

    Best to take a camping trip with friends you know and trust, otherwise, you could be camping with someone who might be planning to eat you for dinner.

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    Jan 29, 2012 10:36 PM GMT
    Lmfaooo, what a fucking fool! That was disturbing yet hilarious
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    Jan 29, 2012 10:37 PM GMT
    "Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there. "

    OMG THE CRYSTALS! icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 29, 2012 11:36 PM GMT
    Stan904 said"Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there. "

    OMG THE CRYSTALS! icon_rolleyes.gif


    My crystal always scares the bears away...

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    Jan 30, 2012 2:40 AM GMT
    ROFL

    Is this another one of those "Jock bro" scenes? Where a bunch of brahs bond together around a fire while jerking off and it's still totally NOT GHEY? icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 30, 2012 2:43 AM GMT
    One1313 saidROFL

    Is this another one of those "Jock bro" scenes? Where a bunch of brahs bond together around a fire while jerking off and it's still totally NOT GHEY? icon_lol.gif


    Sup brah, heard you like camp fires and jerking off, wanna chill

    totally hetero
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    Jan 30, 2012 2:45 AM GMT
    i wounder what he is going to do to those poor guys up in the woods, sounds like broke back mountain.
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    Jan 30, 2012 2:45 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    One1313 saidROFL

    Is this another one of those "Jock bro" scenes? Where a bunch of brahs bond together around a fire while jerking off and it's still totally NOT GHEY? icon_lol.gif


    Sup brah, heard you like camp fires and jerking off, wanna chill

    totally hetero


    fat
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    Jan 30, 2012 2:47 AM GMT
    archon said

    fat


    Well I see the bitchy chihuahua is back, and it brought its big sister with it icon_neutral.gif
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    Jan 30, 2012 2:49 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    archon said

    fat


    Well I see the bitchy chihuahua is back, and it brought its big sister with it icon_neutral.gif


    oh shit were is it at, and the only BIG sister here is youicon_confused.gif
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    Jan 30, 2012 2:51 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    One1313 saidROFL

    Is this another one of those "Jock bro" scenes? Where a bunch of brahs bond together around a fire while jerking off and it's still totally NOT GHEY? icon_lol.gif


    Sup brah, heard you like camp fires and jerking off, wanna chill

    totally hetero


    I hear ya brah. I prefer slow walks on the beach and deep anal fisting. It's all about sharing our MANHOOD together brah, not ghey.

    We should chill in that dark alley way.
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    Jan 30, 2012 2:56 AM GMT
    One1313 said

    I hear ya brah. I prefer slow walks on the beach and deep anal fisting. It's all about sharing our MANHOOD together brah, not ghey.

    We should chill in that dark alley way.


    Fuck brah, I wish I thought of that. Wait, I just had a bro-tastic idea, slow walks on the beach, beach bonfire, deep fisting (elbow deep at least) AND jerking off HELL YASSSSS BRAH!!icon_mad.gif
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    Jan 30, 2012 3:05 AM GMT
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    Stan904 said"Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there. "

    OMG THE CRYSTALS! icon_rolleyes.gif


    My crystal always scares the bears away...

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    ^OMG I love you! hehe I loved me some sailor moon! icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 30, 2012 3:07 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    One1313 said

    I hear ya brah. I prefer slow walks on the beach and deep anal fisting. It's all about sharing our MANHOOD together brah, not ghey.

    We should chill in that dark alley way.


    Fuck brah, I wish I thought of that. Wait, I just had a bro-tastic idea, slow walks on the beach, beach bonfire, deep fisting (elbow deep at least) AND jerking off HELL YASSSSS BRAH!!icon_mad.gif



    can you say mad homo!! clay is mad gay!icon_mad.gif
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    Jan 30, 2012 3:23 AM GMT
    Shawnathan saidThis is what it looks like.
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    "Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there. "

    What kind of bear are we talking about?

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    Grizzly Bear?

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    Teddy Bear?

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    Gay Bear?

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    Bear Gryllis?


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    Jan 30, 2012 3:29 AM GMT
    toohottohandle7 saidhttp://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html

    Manhood Camping

    Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT

    Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

    Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

    THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

    Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

    - must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
    - Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
    - desire to be a man among men
    - not afraid to wield a blade
    - crystal, I'm not sharing mine
    - must be able to make a fire
    - gloves
    - a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
    - knowledge of modern music
    - protective/splash resistant eye wear
    - 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use
    We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.


    Dont' want to see"

    - bad attitudes
    - gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
    - cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
    - firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
    - the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

    If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

    Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

    100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS


    Location: Aqua Caliente
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    PostingID: 2370048082


    Have you ever watched Taboo. There are certain tribal things that go on, that to us may seem gay, but to them it's a way of becoming a man. I know, sounds weird, but it's true.

    Either that or...yeah, this guy would be in-denial.
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    Jan 30, 2012 3:36 AM GMT
    What are crystals?
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    Jan 30, 2012 3:44 AM GMT
    Cobalt saidWhat are crystals?


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    Jan 30, 2012 3:46 AM GMT
    Stan904 said
    Cobalt saidWhat are crystals?


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    You know, besides the silver imperium crystal. Or Quarts, or whatever.

    Is this guy going to transform into Sailor Queer using his Imperial Silver Moon Crystal?

    Or is this a druggie term that in my naivete i know nothing about? >.>
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    Jan 30, 2012 3:52 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    One1313 said

    I hear ya brah. I prefer slow walks on the beach and deep anal fisting. It's all about sharing our MANHOOD together brah, not ghey.

    We should chill in that dark alley way.


    Fuck brah, I wish I thought of that. Wait, I just had a bro-tastic idea, slow walks on the beach, beach bonfire, deep fisting (elbow deep at least) AND jerking off HELL YASSSSS BRAH!!icon_mad.gif


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    Jan 30, 2012 3:56 AM GMT
    Cobalt said
    Stan904 said
    Cobalt saidWhat are crystals?


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    You know, besides the silver imperium crystal. Or Quarts, or whatever.

    Is this guy going to transform into Sailor Queer using his Imperial Silver Moon Crystal?

    Or is this a druggie term that in my naivete i know nothing about? >.>



    lmfaoooicon_lol.gif