Ryan Reynolds Amityville Horror

  • GQjock

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    Jan 30, 2012 12:22 AM GMT
    Happened to catch this movie yesterday
    and WTF???

    Ryan Reynolds Body should have gotten equal billing
    I don't even think I know what the movie was about ... I was so in awe

    ...... the director must have shared my beliefs because he was shirtless a Gratuitous number of times ... the Emphasis on GRATITUDE icon_biggrin.gifi

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    Jan 30, 2012 12:28 AM GMT
    I think I may have enjoyed the first one if it had something like that to look at. When it is out on dvd, it will be kind of odd fapping to a horror movie.
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    Jan 30, 2012 12:50 AM GMT
    Ryan Reynolds is going to be my husband. He just doesn't know it yet. He doesn't even know he's gay yet because he hasn't met me yet, but he knows he's in love with me. We're supposed to have beautiful mixed race children together. I've even made the decision to carry so that he can continue with his career during pregnancy.

    So, guys, please...





























    KEEP YOUR

    FUCKING BOOGER PULLERS

    OFF OF MY MAN!!!!




















    Thank you. icon_biggrin.gif
  • HorrorHound

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    Jan 30, 2012 12:53 AM GMT
    the VERY REASON I HATE HATE this "Michael Bay" remake (that BITCH needs to stick to Transformers!)

    I highly highly looked fwd to this cuz it IS The Amityville Horror (I'm a HUGE fan of the 1979 original & the sequel THE POSSESSION).

    However, its one of those movies that whenever its brought up - the ONLY thing anyone comments on is "his bod" "his abs".

    Epic fail on so many levels. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 30, 2012 12:57 AM GMT
    He got great abs icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 30, 2012 1:04 AM GMT
    AKA_B1GK saidthe VERY REASON I HATE HATE this "Michael Bay" remake (that BITCH needs to stick to Transformers!)

    I highly highly looked fwd to this cuz it IS The Amityville Horror (I'm a HUGE fan of the 1979 original & the sequel THE POSSESSION).

    However, its one of those movies that whenever its brought up - the ONLY thing anyone comments on is "his bod" "his abs".

    Epic fail on so many levels. icon_rolleyes.gif


    Hey! Hey!! That's my husband you're talking about. Careful now! icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 30, 2012 1:06 AM GMT
    Edward23 saidHe got great abs icon_twisted.gif



    I like 'his bod'.
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    Jan 30, 2012 1:08 AM GMT
    Iceblink said
    Edward23 saidHe got great abs icon_twisted.gif



    I like 'his bod'.
    Me too icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 30, 2012 1:11 AM GMT
    The first time I saw this movie I didn't even realize it was Ryan Reynolds.
  • Timbales

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    Jan 30, 2012 1:17 AM GMT
    I called dibs on Ryan when he was on Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place.

    All of you who jumped on the RR bandwagon when he hit the weights are out of luck.
  • HorrorHound

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    Jan 30, 2012 1:43 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    AKA_B1GK saidthe VERY REASON I HATE HATE this "Michael Bay" remake (that BITCH needs to stick to Transformers!)

    I highly highly looked fwd to this cuz it IS The Amityville Horror (I'm a HUGE fan of the 1979 original & the sequel THE POSSESSION).

    However, its one of those movies that whenever its brought up - the ONLY thing anyone comments on is "his bod" "his abs".

    Epic fail on so many levels. icon_rolleyes.gif


    Hey! Hey!! That's my husband you're talking about. Careful now! icon_lol.gif


    Naw, naw - I'm in NO WAY attacking Reynold's NOR the OP here - I'm just saying, even as a gay man, I can give a FUCK about a "hot guy" in a movie. I wanted a damn good SCARY haunted house movie - & instead all I got was a ad for Reynold's displaying his bod.

    You have Google Pictures & hot internet porn for that - doesn't need to be in the movie that should be good! just sayin'....
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    Jan 30, 2012 1:46 AM GMT
    [quote][cite]AKA_B1GK said[/cite]
    GAMRican said
    AKA_B1GK saidthe VERY REASON I HATE HATE this "Michael Bay" remake (that BITCH needs to stick to Transformers!)


    I wanted a damn good SCARY haunted house movie - & instead all I got was a ad for Reynold's displaying his bod.

    With that bod... and the beard.. I'm OK with that.
  • HorrorHound

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    Jan 30, 2012 1:56 AM GMT
    Eh, I'll pass.

    Again, prob the minority here, but I don't watch films for "hot guys" in em.
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    Jan 30, 2012 1:57 AM GMT
    The real question is....would you still do him if he had a vagina?
  • Timbales

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    Jan 30, 2012 1:58 AM GMT
    charlitos saidThe real question is....would you still do him if he had a vagina?


    I'd bang that pussy like a screen door in a hurricane.
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    Jan 30, 2012 1:59 AM GMT
    charlitos saidThe real question is....would you still do him if he had a vagina?



    Do you think he would be willing to wear a strap on?
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    Jan 30, 2012 2:15 AM GMT
    Loved him in blade 3 and the movie with sandra bullock. Hes definitely husband material!
  • dannyboy1101

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    Jan 30, 2012 2:38 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidRyan Reynolds is going to be my husband. He just doesn't know it yet. He doesn't even know he's gay yet because he hasn't met me yet, but he knows he's in love with me. We're supposed to have beautiful mixed race children together. I've even made the decision to carry so that he can continue with his career during pregnancy.

    So, guys, please..
    KEEP YOUR

    FUCKING BOOGER PULLERS

    OFF OF MY MAN!!!!


    Thank you. icon_biggrin.gif



    Grossest conceptual post I have read in months. I was puking at "carry"... Or maybe it was "children"
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    Jan 30, 2012 2:43 AM GMT
    GAMRican said

    FUCKING BOOGER PULLERS

    OFF OF MY MAN!!!!



    Alan - that was so funny - i'm still LMAO!!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jan 30, 2012 3:02 AM GMT
    charlitos saidThe real question is....would you still do him if he had a vagina?


    Ok. I'll come clean. Both Ryan and I were planning on having vaginaoplasty AND keeping our dicks so that we could simultaneously position ourselves to be forever inside one another for all eternity. We were going to go to Spain for the surgery. We're aware of a private surgeon who does marvelous work. The surgeon is also doing some kind of work with skin and something called "transgenesis".
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    Jan 30, 2012 3:19 AM GMT
    Timbales saidI called dibs on Ryan when he was on Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place.

    All of you who jumped on the RR bandwagon when he hit the weights are out of luck.


    I'm so sorry, but your dibs are null and void. You see, his parents Jim and Tammy (I call them Ma and Pa we we're so close) entered into a pact with me when I was age 11 for them to give birth to Ryan and promised him to me out loud at the moment of conception. They were immediately took an amnesia agent in order to protect the secret love arrangement. The Reynolds' were given subliminal instruction on how to raise their youngest son so that he would be prepared to be my husband.

    You're a very nice looking guy. And, since I'm going to assume that you're not a homewrecker. I'm sure you'll find another man elsewhere.

    This goes for everybody else out there too, so...
































    GO TO BLOODY BUGGERY

    AND BAIL OUT!!!!!!!!

























    With the kindest regards. icon_biggrin.gif
  • Timbales

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    Jan 30, 2012 3:29 AM GMT
    produce said document, or else satify yourself with Ryan Gosling
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    Jan 30, 2012 3:40 AM GMT
    Timbales saidproduce said document, or else satify yourself with Ryan Gosling


    Oh my. I really do have more unpleasant news to share. You see, Ryan Gosling is also supposed to be part of a polyamorous relationship with Ryan Reynolds AND me. Ryan Gosling's situation is very similar to Ryan Reynolds' and this is one of the dimensions which has been making it more challenging for us to forge the relationship. All documents are completely confidential and are stored in some vault somewhere I don't even know where they are for everybody's protection.

    So for all of you out there who thought that Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling were up for grabs...


































    DON'T STICK YOUR BIB IN

    AND SPIT THE DUMMY!

    BITE YOUR BUM AND PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!!






























    No need to respond. I know you must be feeling verklempt with the realisation.
  • Timbales

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    Jan 30, 2012 3:48 AM GMT
    Well, when Ryan and I were double teaming Scarlett and our balls were slapping together, when he called out "God I love you!" He was looking me in the eyes.
  • musicdude

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    Jan 30, 2012 3:49 AM GMT
    you guys know he was in a Family Guy episode where he was pretty gay and hitting on Peter right?