Pick-Up Lines For Geeks And Nerds

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    Jan 31, 2012 4:36 PM GMT
    These would SO work on me icon_razz.gif

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  • jim_sf

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    Jan 31, 2012 5:09 PM GMT
    I am so stealing those.
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    Jan 31, 2012 5:23 PM GMT
    Very good and they'd all work on me.
  • SkyMiles

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    Jan 31, 2012 5:26 PM GMT
    I like that boson/hadron line icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 31, 2012 7:50 PM GMT
    I thought you would have gone here
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    Jan 31, 2012 7:57 PM GMT
    I was visiting the CERN LHC last weekend, should have read you post before ;-)
    Very good !
  • Rowing_Ant

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    Jan 31, 2012 8:03 PM GMT
    Love it!!!
  • jim_sf

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    Jan 31, 2012 8:14 PM GMT
    Tee-hee.

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    Feb 02, 2012 4:10 AM GMT
    Tennant? I'm a Matt Adams guy myself.
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    Feb 02, 2012 4:39 AM GMT
    Colbert_Nation saidI like that boson/hadron line icon_razz.gif


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    Feb 03, 2012 9:41 PM GMT
    I LOVE them
  • jim_sf

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    Feb 03, 2012 9:42 PM GMT
    MarSquared saidTennant? I'm a Matt Adams guy myself.


    ...do you maybe mean Matt Smith?
  • metta

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    Feb 03, 2012 10:00 PM GMT


    Biggest Collection of Nerdy Pick Up Lines


    At absolute zero, you would still move me.

    Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?

    If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!

    Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

    Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

    Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.”

    If I were an assembly language I’d jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you’re negative.

    If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.

    You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

    Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

    Baby you must be O2 cuz I’m about to combust all over you.

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  • Crepuscule

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    Feb 03, 2012 10:04 PM GMT
    How come I know more decimals of π than digits in your phone number?
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    Feb 04, 2012 2:31 PM GMT
    B4i4QRU/18?
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    Feb 27, 2012 6:04 AM GMT
    jim_stl said
    MarSquared saidTennant? I'm a Matt Adams guy myself.


    ...do you maybe mean Matt Smith?


    Sorry, yeah...was writing that late at night. I meant Matt Smith.
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    Feb 27, 2012 6:19 AM GMT
    MolaMola said
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    I'm not impressed, he only knows the value of pi approximate to five decimal places. icon_neutral.gif
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    Feb 27, 2012 6:23 AM GMT
    I came up with this one in my electricity and magnetism class in college based on Coulomb's Law of forces between charged particles:


    I'll bet if you take MY charge and YOUR charge and divide it by the squared distance between us, you'll find the force between us is very ATTRACTIVE.
  • A_1991

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    Feb 27, 2012 6:42 AM GMT
    Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

    If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

    What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

    Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

    You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime.

    You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?

    Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

    Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
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    Feb 27, 2012 6:50 AM GMT
    A_1991 said

    What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply



    Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?



    The first one was actually kinda sexy...I think I'd actually fall for that one haha icon_lol.gif and I'll never look at Calculus the same way now after reading the second one hahaha
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    Feb 27, 2012 6:54 AM GMT
    Love me some cutie geeks icon_smile.gif
  • metta

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    Jul 24, 2012 6:59 AM GMT
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  • jim_sf

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    Jul 24, 2012 3:28 PM GMT
    metta8 said480768_452208428133507_1655937015_n.jpg


    I'd rather be secant, so I could touch you more than just once.
  • hartfan

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    Jul 24, 2012 3:38 PM GMT
    I am definitely stealing some of these. Thanks guys.