STINKY FARTS

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    Jan 31, 2012 7:39 PM GMT
    Seriously....I try to be polite....but with the protein and the carbs......it gets really difficult sometimes......I got caught once or twice...crop dusting and I felt really bad.....One woman who was subjected acted like she was going to die.........Any similar experiences?
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    Jan 31, 2012 7:48 PM GMT
    Was it worse than a sleeping dog fart?
  • DesireIron

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    Jan 31, 2012 8:18 PM GMT
    I visit RJ for the profound discussions. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 31, 2012 8:45 PM GMT
    It's only really embarrassing when you're getting a rimjob and you fart into their mouth icon_redface.gif Then you both pretend it didn't happen because he's trying to spare your feelings. Then later you're all "...I farted into your mouth didn't I"


    ...not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything >_>;
  • Generaleclect...

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    Jan 31, 2012 8:55 PM GMT
    I was standing on the train and I farted. I forgot what I ate but I'm sure it had a lot of protein.

    There's a partition between the door and the first seat, and the woman in that seat just so happened to be fanning her hand in front of her nose. I thought I was being so discreet, haha.
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    Jan 31, 2012 9:46 PM GMT
    I don't fart.
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    Jan 31, 2012 10:02 PM GMT
    Buddyboy938 saidI don't fart.


    and you're the Queen of England as well.
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    Jan 31, 2012 10:08 PM GMT
    Future Queen.
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    Jan 31, 2012 10:09 PM GMT
    I love a high protein diet for a few reasons.

    Crop dusting... especially when children are around and you can be covert, dust an area, depart and hear the comments from the little one to mum or dad.

    Even better if you can watch the reaction from a distance hahaha

    Second, the dutch oven! Nothing says I love you then being trapped under the blankets trying to not breath!

    Letting lose in the shower. Although I think I've killed a few brain cells doing that hahaha but it's pretty bad when you drive yourself out of the bathroom hahaha
  • JP85257

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    Feb 01, 2012 12:07 AM GMT
    "It smells like a hard boiled egg farted in a sulphur pit."

    That was used to describe one of mine recently.

    It happens. Its part of life.
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    Feb 01, 2012 12:10 AM GMT
    my little bro likes to rip ass in the car and then child lock the windows and makes me smell it..... icon_neutral.gif


    he thinks its so funny.
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    Feb 01, 2012 12:18 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidIt's only really embarrassing when you're getting a rimjob and you fart into their mouth icon_redface.gif Then you both pretend it didn't happen because he's trying to spare your feelings. Then later you're all "...I farted into your mouth didn't I"


    ...not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything >_>;


    OMG LOLAZO!

    I laughed so hard that I ended up getting an involuntary ab workout. I guess I don't need to do abs later tonight!
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    Feb 01, 2012 2:08 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidTalk about a Dutch oven... Last Friday night, I was on a flight home from Augusta, JoooJah GA.
    (Home of the Paula Dean style cooking...) and some woman one row ahead of me popped a Female Stinker... prolly hole #1 and 2! and it was like parting the Red Sea! I jumped outta my chair and said.. Shit.. what was that??? and headed back to the restroom in the very back of the plane! Mind you, American Eagle are not exactly large planes.
    I heard laughs and saw people with thier scarves or cupped hands over their noses,, it was really awful stuff.
    I stayed in the pooter for a while washing and rewashing my hands.. basically burning up time to let the dust settle before I returned....
    Southern Cooking is not for visitors!


    Omg ahahahaha


    I admit I've let go some really protein stink bombs....

    Here's a recent one...


    I'm talking with two of my coworkers when I inadvertently let the mother of all silent but deadly ones go...As it happened, a bunch of people past us....
    My coworkers faces turned into sheer horror at what they were smelling. I played along and made a face of horror too.We proceeded to run away from that noxious fume...

    Now I really didn't want them to have second thoughts (not to mentioned th stench i released to linger around), so I played the martyr and grabbed the nearest perfume and dosed the smell..

    We totally blamed the people that past us (even though it was me)

    As one coworker said" OMG, that smelled like somebody ate a rotting dead corpses and farted it out.....


    I still laugh about this day !!icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Feb 01, 2012 2:10 AM GMT
    Farts in the shower and pre-poop farts are the worst.
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    Feb 01, 2012 2:19 AM GMT
    This is why I love who ever invented this product...its a miracle, take 3 of these with any high protein meal and you will be okay -

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    Feb 01, 2012 2:21 AM GMT
    turbobilly saidSeriously....I try to be polite....but with the protein and the carbs......it gets really difficult sometimes......I got caught once or twice...crop dusting and I felt really bad.....One woman who was subjected acted like she was going to die.........Any similar experiences?

    Could become a problem for you with any sleepover guests in your bed. You better get one of these fart blankets:

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    Feb 01, 2012 2:24 AM GMT
    Protein shakes and Beer. If I'm going out with a guy that I like, I'll steer clear of beer and order virgin drinks and/or water. Everyone claims to have the worse, but let me ask you this. Can you make yourself feel nauseated by farting? My roommates describe my protein gas as an dimensional breaching force that actively cancels out lysol, febreeze and fabulouso...yes...even fabulouso.
  • nick773

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    Nov 12, 2016 10:27 AM GMT
    hate beer farts lol