What's Your "Dating Persona"?

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    Feb 01, 2012 4:30 AM GMT
    Has anyone else taken it? It told me what I already knew... That I'm a gentleman. icon_cool.gif

    The Gentleman
    Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
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    Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
    For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.
    It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
    Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. He is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

    If you have a profile there, you can take it here:
    http://www.okcupid.com/the-dating-persona-test

    Post your results!
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    Feb 01, 2012 4:44 AM GMT
    Holy crap, I'm the LOVERBOY icon_eek.gif

    Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
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    FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word “sammenschaft”) as “eternal togethermanship”.

    Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
    You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
    You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising him with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise him by leaving
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    Feb 01, 2012 4:57 AM GMT
    GreenHopper saidHoly crap, I'm the LOVERBOY icon_eek.gif

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    Feb 01, 2012 5:09 AM GMT
    I liked their "top or bottom" quiz.. according to them.. Im a top-verse.. but in practice, I find it depends on the guy I'm with anyway... so

    Also, they're "how gay are you" quiz or something.. I'm bi-curious.. like 80% gay or so.. I think it fits
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    Feb 01, 2012 6:21 AM GMT
    I'm the playboy Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM).

    Clean. Smooth. Successful. You’re The Playboy.
    You’re spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.
    It’s obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you’re after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you’re straight up with potential partners. And if a guy you want isn’t into something casual, it’s no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with him. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.
    If you’re feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there’s a possibility of rejection.

    Funny. I don't see my self that way at all, but I guess there's some truth to it.
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    Feb 01, 2012 7:17 AM GMT
    The Boy Next Door
    Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

    Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. (fuck off) It might not be manly, but it’s sweet. (I said, FUCK OFF.)
    We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. (It's about fucking time.) Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. (it already shines every night, just before bed) Or glisten, rather. (I don't know what that means; sounds like a german girl name. Hey Glisten, the cupcakes are ready !) You enter new relationships unusually hopeful (ugh, story of my life), and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
    On paper, most gay guys would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. (Hell yeah !) In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. (I'M NOT FEMININE, GET OVER THAT SHIT!) You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with boys. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold. (What the f... This shit is cray cray. I'mma grab your penis, dude, and I swear you gonna like that, hun' !)
    More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. (thanks for the tip, do you have a solid cord and a little bench with that too?) These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.
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    Feb 01, 2012 7:42 AM GMT
    The Slow Dancer
    Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

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    Steady, reliable, and cradling him tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer

    Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average no experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The men left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal man is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

    While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

    Your exact male opposite:
    The Hornivore - Random Brutal Sex Master

    Consider:
    The Gentleman (DGLM)
    The Slow Dancer (DGLD)

    Always Avoid:
    The False Messiah (DBLM)

    jpBITCHva you stay away from me, you monster!
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    Feb 01, 2012 11:52 AM GMT
    Slow Dancer here too.
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    Feb 01, 2012 12:18 PM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidThe Boy Next Door
    Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
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    lol yay! You're my match icon_biggrin.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_razz.gif
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    Feb 01, 2012 3:57 PM GMT
    I should add:

    Your exact male opposite:
    The Last Man on Earth
    Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

    CONSIDER:
    The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you

    ALWAYS AVOID:
    The False Messiah (DBLM)

    So I should look for someone just like me?? As awesome as I think I am, I'm not sure I want to date my clone. icon_confused.gif
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    Feb 01, 2012 6:39 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidThe Slow Dancer
    Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)


    Same
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    Feb 01, 2012 7:14 PM GMT
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    SkinnyBitch saidThe Slow Dancer
    Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)


    Same

    So apparently y'all should consider someone like me. icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 02, 2012 6:19 AM GMT
    Slow Dancer
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    Feb 02, 2012 6:14 PM GMT
    The Bachelor
    Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)
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    Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.

    You’re an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you’re very sexually active, people don’t perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.

    You’re a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends’ tastes, but guys like that in you. You probably don’t kiss & tell. And you definitely don’t brag. You know you don’t have to prove anything to anyone. It’s as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it’s with lots of different people.

    Our guess is that you’ve got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the boys out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.

    You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you’ll probably adopt kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.
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    Feb 03, 2012 5:03 PM GMT
    The Gentleman