Feb 02, 2012 9:21 AM GMT
Batten down the emotional hatches, RJers, it's that time of year again.
First comes the build up of pressure from guys needing to glom onto each other.
Then the throwing of fits in inappropriate places as a way to release said pressure.
On the day, when singles have failed to not be a loser on the one day that matters, the lonely threads will abound. Wear layers as the tears will be pouring.
Then afterward, the telling of wonderful gestures the couples were graced with causing aftershocks of jealousy and defeat in the rest.
'S gon be a bumpy ride. Find something to focus on, something to bite on, ready your not-so-needed prescription drugs, and keep a stuffed animal nearby. We'll get through this together. sluts.