meaningless thread: what if pokemon was real?

  • nefficles

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    Feb 02, 2012 6:43 PM GMT
    that would be the shit.

    that is all.
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    Feb 02, 2012 6:49 PM GMT
    then id be Ash
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    Feb 02, 2012 6:51 PM GMT
    It isn't?icon_eek.gif


    But i had Butterfree on my toast this morning! icon_surprised.gif


    Or was that free butter?
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    Feb 02, 2012 9:32 PM GMT
    If it were real I would be taking my Kingdra and Dragonair for a walk right about now hahahaha

    My strongest battler icon_biggrin.gif
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    and.....MY BABY!!

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    Feb 02, 2012 9:58 PM GMT
    Another question? If Micheal Vick had used Charmanders instead of bulldogs, would that have been morally acceptable?
  • Buddha

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    Feb 02, 2012 9:59 PM GMT
    My childhood dreams <3

    I would want a Pidgey. Just because it sucks. And level the crap out of it. To be fackin' imba. I mean if Ash can get Pikachu to wipe the floor with Onix than I'm allowed to dream.
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    Feb 02, 2012 10:43 PM GMT
    jerradwolf saidthat would be the shit.

    that is all.


    I'm ashamed to admit, I've wondered over this many a time. It would indeed be the shit. The most awesome shit.
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    Feb 03, 2012 3:42 AM GMT
    I'd be friends with a Mewtwo, and rule the world!

    Only a great fool would try to possess one.
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    Feb 03, 2012 3:44 AM GMT
    id own everyone with my classic charizard!
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    Feb 03, 2012 3:53 AM GMT
    puff i would capture all the legendary pokemons and conquer the world
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    Feb 03, 2012 3:55 AM GMT
    My Milotic would own all of you. icon_razz.gif
  • nefficles

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    Feb 03, 2012 3:57 AM GMT
    *sad story ensues*

    when i was 11 my twin brother and i were being taken to a mall gameboy pokemon tournament. i had a lvl 100 vaporeon... TRUE 100 none of that rare candy missingnome bullshit. my brother had a true lvl 100 alakasam (bitch raped). sadly as i was getting out of the car, i dropped my gameboy and the memory was erased. still one of the saddest days in my life.

    SO not only was i not able to participate in the tournament, but i also had to watch my brother actually participate icon_sad.gif.

    at least i was able to start a new game and get a free mew.
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:01 AM GMT
    oh please. Mewtwo is mightiest; everyone knows that. even amongst legendaries, there is no stronger. he wields virtually unlimited psyonic power!
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:04 AM GMT
    Velociraptor saidoh please. Mewtwo is mightiest; everyone knows that. even amongst legendaries, there is no stronger. he wields virtually unlimited psyonic power!



    that is uttttter blasphemy!
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    I would have a Vaporeon and we would do everything together. Alas, my dreams will have to be suffice.
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
    I'm pretty sure my bf would lose his shit... Hes the biggest pokemon fan i've ever seen! I would have a pet pikachu.
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
    I would predict a rise in bestiality.
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:11 AM GMT
    brisk270 saidI would predict a rise in bestiality.


    Ditto.


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    Feb 03, 2012 4:11 AM GMT
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:13 AM GMT
    Ummm... I would have a shit load of growlithe and evee's and my charizard would wreak havoc in Japan.
  • ATXnative

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    Feb 03, 2012 4:14 AM GMT
    Id be the pokemon master
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:15 AM GMT
    FannyBandit saidId be the pokemon master

    and then id marry you so we could rule supremely.
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:15 AM GMT
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:15 AM GMT
    Rodcet_Nife said
    Ditto.



    You sir, are witty icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
    Rodcet_Nife said
    brisk270 saidI would predict a rise in bestiality.


    Ditto.




    I would go with a hitmonchan just because I like it rough.

    Whatever gets you off man.