Inhaled a bug

  • Import

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    Feb 02, 2012 9:55 PM GMT
    Stepped outside, with my bootay shorts and a white tee.
    The sun was smiling, (exactly the way it did in kindergarten on the piece of paper in the upper right corner, well with the exception of it being a semi circle), the wind singing softly making my hair dance. Perfect.
    As I contracted the diaphragm to inhale this timeless beauty, the pterygoid did its funtion, I took my first breath.

    About 0.00233 seconds before all that shit, I saw it flying towards the direction of my mouth, before I could retract my steps, it was too late.
    I inhaled the bug. Felt it making its way down the trachea into to my lungs, circulating.

    Fuck this timeless shit, I stepped back inside and made popcorn instead.
    anyone survive a bug inhalation before? icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 02, 2012 9:59 PM GMT
    First of all, congratulations.

    Secondly it wouldn't make it into your lungs hahaha

    But if it did, imagine it laying eggs


    eeew
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    Feb 02, 2012 10:19 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidFirst of all, congratulations.

    Secondly it wouldn't make it into your lungs hahaha

    But if it did, imagine it laying eggs


    eeew



    ewww fuck u, are u serious??

    now, I suddenly feel very ill
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    Feb 02, 2012 10:21 PM GMT
    Import said
    The sun was smiling


    See this is where you went wrong. Don't think the sun makes you happy. The sun is an evil EVIL giant ball of hot plasma. It also encourages animals, insects, and diseases to proliferate.
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    Feb 02, 2012 10:25 PM GMT
    Import saidewww fuck u, are u serious??

    now, I suddenly feel very ill

    hahaha yeah it's unlikely the bug what ever it was actually got into your lungs. Your gag reflex should have kicked in anyway.
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    Feb 02, 2012 10:33 PM GMT
    Awwwww........icon_sad.gif

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    Feb 02, 2012 10:35 PM GMT
    Full of proteins, no carbs, you should be proud of choosing an healthy lifestyle.
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    Feb 02, 2012 10:38 PM GMT
    Made the foolish decision to sniff one day, not seeing the passing fatass fly. It was kinda hilarious but also, disgusting xD
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    Feb 03, 2012 3:54 AM GMT
    It's worse when a bug flies in your eye. And gets stuck.
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:06 AM GMT
    swallow a spider so it can catch it.
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:24 AM GMT
    Try getting a sparrow's beak gouged into your cheek when the fucking bird failed to correctly calculate its swoop take off...

    Yea I landed up on the ground, bleeding and now have faint scar to remind me about it.
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    Feb 03, 2012 5:14 AM GMT
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    Feb 03, 2012 5:22 AM GMT
    Hikari saidswallow a spider so it can catch it.


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    Feb 03, 2012 5:23 AM GMT
    The reprocussions are fatal. I'm sorry, but you're gay. You've got until you're 30.

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    Feb 03, 2012 5:36 AM GMT
    You mean like..those parasites in the Amazon that can go up the hole in your dick if you piss into the water? Eeeeeeeeeeeee. That's frightening.


    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidThere are certain parasites that can eventually wind up in your lungs and heart. But that's after they "snail" their way into those areas after they are ingested through eating or can also enter the body through open wounded skin.
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    Feb 03, 2012 5:40 AM GMT
    Stan904 saidImport in 24 hours:
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    Fuck! I hope to god Prometheus is worth the wait - Alien is one of my favorite films of all time!


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    Feb 03, 2012 5:44 AM GMT
    I'm gonna need you to stop now. You're makin' me hot.


    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    ConfederateGhost saidYou mean like..those parasites in the Amazon that can go up the hole in your dick if you piss into the water? Eeeeeeeeeeeee. That's frightening.


    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidThere are certain parasites that can eventually wind up in your lungs and heart. But that's after they "snail" their way into those areas after they are ingested through eating or can also enter the body through open wounded skin.


    Those parasites simply lodge themselves in the urethra because they like the urea content found in urine. That is what draws them there. Then they anchor themselves inside and use their 'spines' to pierce the skin and feed off of your blood.
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    Feb 03, 2012 3:50 PM GMT
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    One of these tried to fly up my nose once as I inhaled - they're about 1 inch long.
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:10 PM GMT
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:24 PM GMT
    JakeBenson said
    Import said
    The sun was smiling


    See this is where you went wrong. Don't think the sun makes you happy. The sun is an evil EVIL giant ball of hot plasma. It also encourages animals, insects, and diseases to proliferate.


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    Feb 03, 2012 4:26 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidFirst of all, congratulations.
    Secondly it wouldn't make it into your lungs hahaha
    But if it did, imagine it laying eggs
    eeew

    Yeah, it didn't go into your lungs. It went down the esophagus to your stomach, where the low pH (i.e. stomach acid) killed it and its eggs. Hope this helps.
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    Feb 03, 2012 4:37 PM GMT
    Bugs as food: humans bite back
    National Geographic

    "It's estimated that the average human eats one pound (half a kilogram) of insects each year unintentionally," says Lisa Monachelli, director of youth and family programs at New Canaan Nature Center in Connecticut.

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    Feb 03, 2012 5:01 PM GMT
    njmeanwhile saidBugs as food: humans bite back
    National Geographic

    "It's estimated that the average human eats one pound (half a kilogram) of insects each year unintentionally," says Lisa Monachelli, director of youth and family programs at New Canaan Nature Center in Connecticut.

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    ugh, a whole pound?? Christ almighty! thats fucking awesome.
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    Feb 04, 2012 3:46 AM GMT
    LOL. Yeah, I took an entymology class once. The instructor told us that there are hundreds of microscopic insects that we unintentionally eat, along with all the dead regular sized ones that fall into the productions lines at food processing plants.
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    Feb 04, 2012 3:57 AM GMT
    Well, at least now we know you swallow. icon_lol.gif