Awful Joke?

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    Jul 28, 2007 4:52 PM GMT
    OK, does anyone have a really stupid awful joke that, inexplicably, makes them laugh?

    Mine follows:

    How do you hide an elephant in a poppy field?

    Paint it's nails red.

    This, self-evidently, is not a good joke, but I smirked a little typing it
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    Jul 28, 2007 6:07 PM GMT
    ok, mine's similar to your's but here it is.

    how do you hide an elephant in a berry bush?
    paint it's balls blue.

    now, how did tarzan die?

    picking berries.

    it's stupid i know, but it made me laugh the first time i heard it.
  • paulrobinson

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    Jul 28, 2007 10:03 PM GMT
    What's green and hairy and keeps going up and down? Answer: A gooseberry stuck in an elevator!

    Paul
  • MSUBioNerd

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    Jul 29, 2007 2:39 AM GMT
    Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
  • Timbales

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    Jul 29, 2007 3:15 AM GMT
    So this dyslexic guys walks into a bra....
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    Jul 29, 2007 5:01 AM GMT
    What do you call a gay milk man?

    Dairy Queen

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    Jul 29, 2007 5:08 AM GMT
    Ok this is the stupidest joke i ever heard but whenever i hear it i laugh my ass off

    Ok why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


    Because it was dead!


    haha im laughing to myself right now :)
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    Jul 29, 2007 5:19 AM GMT
    Joshy: Report to the school nurse's office.
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    Jul 29, 2007 7:22 AM GMT
    ok so I have a baby joke...it's bad...

    How do you give a baby a thrill ride?

    you swing it around...

    How do you stop it from swinging?

    ...with a shovel...LMAO!!!!

    I AM GOING TO HELL!!!!
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    Jul 29, 2007 8:05 AM GMT
    So, a blind man with his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The blind man then picks up his dog and swings it around over his head. The bartender sees this and asks, "Can I help you?"

    The blind man responds, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."
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    Jul 29, 2007 2:58 PM GMT
    how many babies does it take to paint a barn?

    An: depends on how hard you throw them.

    Q: how do you fit ten babies in a bowl?


    An:a blender.

    how do you get them out?

    totilla chips.


    awefull, i'm gonna burn for those.
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    Jul 29, 2007 4:14 PM GMT
    What is more gross than a pile of dead babies?

    A live one on the bottom, eating his way out.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Jul 29, 2007 4:31 PM GMT
    Q: What's the last thing that comes into a bugs head when it hits the windscreen of a car?

    A: Its arse.

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    Jul 29, 2007 4:32 PM GMT
    What do two lesbians do when they are on the rag?

    Fingerpaint
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    Jul 29, 2007 6:40 PM GMT
    How do you get a dead baby to float?

    Take your foot off its head.
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    Jul 29, 2007 6:41 PM GMT
    What's worse than finding 10 dead babies in a trash can?


    Finding one dead baby in 10 trash cans. ewwww
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    Jul 29, 2007 7:04 PM GMT
    What's black and white and red all over?

    A nun with a spear in her head trying to get out of a telephone booth.
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    Jul 29, 2007 7:04 PM GMT
    What's black and white and red all over?

    A nun with a spear in her head trying to get out of a telephone booth.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Jul 29, 2007 8:14 PM GMT
    Stop with the baby ones, PLEASE

    Mike
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    Jul 29, 2007 9:16 PM GMT
    ok then. what's black andwhite and red all over?
    a newspaper.
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    Jul 29, 2007 9:19 PM GMT
    What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on the floor?

    Matt

    In the water?

    Bob

    Two on top of a window?

    Curt and Rod
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    Jul 29, 2007 9:23 PM GMT
    How do you keep an asshole in suspense?
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    Jul 29, 2007 9:23 PM GMT
    I'll tell you tomorrow.
  • builtofbrick

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    Jul 29, 2007 9:44 PM GMT
    whats blue and orange and at the bottom of a pool?

    a baby with slashed floaties. lol

    whats orange and red at the bottom of a pool?

    floaties with a slashed baby. lol


    whats the difference between a porsche and a barrel of dead babies?

    i dont have a Porsche in my garage lol

    how do u kill a blonde?
    put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Jul 29, 2007 9:56 PM GMT
    PLEASE