Demi Moore's Diet

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    Feb 05, 2012 12:44 PM GMT
    According to CNN: Red Bull for breakfast, 1 lettuce leaf and 1 teaspoon of tuna for dinner. Kind of makes me feel bad about the left over Cheesecake Factory red velvet cheesecake I had for breakfast.
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    Feb 05, 2012 1:09 PM GMT
    Not everyone has your metabolism, Coach. ;) Especially when they're old enough to be your mother.
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    Feb 05, 2012 2:25 PM GMT
    She might be old enough to be my mother but up until recently (post Ashton) she was one fine looking woman. Apparently a steady diet of much younger men does the body good.
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    Feb 05, 2012 2:35 PM GMT
    Praying for her icon_sad.gif
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    Feb 05, 2012 2:37 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidWhere did you read this?. CNN? Really.. one teaspoon Tuna and one lettuce leaf?
    How can she survive on that? Where's the poop gonna come from.. Clearly not the Red Bull....icon_rolleyes.gif

    Actually I misquoted the article. It's a TABLESPOON of tuna. That makes all the difference in the world.
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    Feb 05, 2012 2:38 PM GMT
    Demi's diet = a broken heart. Easiest way to lose weight rapidly.
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    Feb 05, 2012 2:40 PM GMT
    BritBloke saidDemi's diet = a broken heart. Easiest way to lose weight rapidly.


    Who would honestly give their heart to Ashton Kutcher though? I never really liked him at all
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    Feb 05, 2012 2:43 PM GMT
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    BritBloke saidDemi's diet = a broken heart. Easiest way to lose weight rapidly.


    Who would honestly give their heart to Ashton Kutcher though? I never really liked him at all


    i'd do him.
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    Feb 05, 2012 2:50 PM GMT
    Coach_Mike saidShe might be old enough to be my mother but up until recently (post Ashton) she was one fine looking woman. Apparently a steady diet of much younger men does the body good.


    I'd like to test that theory!
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    Feb 05, 2012 4:13 PM GMT
    Coach_Mike saidAccording to CNN: ...
    That alone should be enough to discredit anything.
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    Feb 05, 2012 4:26 PM GMT
    Weird how a split up will do that to someone. Happened to my mom when pops left, she lost a shit ton of weight. I'm just curious if the psychology is that "I wasn't good enough, well look at me now fucker!", or more "better get in shape to find someone better than your dumb ass."

    Pardon my French.
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    Feb 05, 2012 4:28 PM GMT
    Story is garbage btw, the human body would not be able to sustain itself for long on that kind of diet. She would have died of starvation long ago.
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    Feb 05, 2012 4:31 PM GMT
    don't forget all that meth she was doing.... that makes you lose a lotta weight real fast.
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    Feb 05, 2012 4:48 PM GMT
    BritBloke said
    GreenHopper said
    BritBloke saidDemi's diet = a broken heart. Easiest way to lose weight rapidly.


    Who would honestly give their heart to Ashton Kutcher though? I never really liked him at all


    i'd do him.



    Do him and give your heart to him = 2 totally different things... just sayin'...

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    Feb 05, 2012 5:04 PM GMT
    Looking at most of the straight guys I know, a diet of tuna is NOT the way to lose weight.
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    Feb 05, 2012 5:06 PM GMT
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    TheGuyNextDoor saidWhere did you read this?. CNN? Really.. one teaspoon Tuna and one lettuce leaf?
    How can she survive on that? Where's the poop gonna come from.. Clearly not the Red Bull....icon_rolleyes.gif

    Actually I misquoted the article. It's a TABLESPOON of tuna. That makes all the difference in the world.


    Aren't some gay men on this diet to fit into their skinny jeans and girl clothes?icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 05, 2012 5:09 PM GMT
    That's not a diet, it's slow starvation.
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    Feb 05, 2012 6:33 PM GMT
    mmm tuna
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    Feb 05, 2012 6:34 PM GMT
    Better than eating tissue paper ..

    There are models and actresses that fill their stomachs with cotton balls and toilet paper to feel full so that they don't have the urge to eat
  • ShanksE

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    Feb 05, 2012 6:37 PM GMT
    Demi should consider going on the Mary Katkins diet:

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    Feb 05, 2012 9:14 PM GMT
    lookit a begel
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    Feb 05, 2012 9:18 PM GMT
    Haven't had any use for her since she complained about "being bothered by the little people"....icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 05, 2012 9:20 PM GMT
    malefeet saidHaven't had any use for her since she complained about "being bothered by the little people"....icon_rolleyes.gif


    Wasn't that Leona Helmsley
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    Feb 05, 2012 9:22 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    malefeet saidHaven't had any use for her since she complained about "being bothered by the little people"....icon_rolleyes.gif


    Wasn't that Leona Helmsley


    Yep..but also Demi Dahling....( think back to the Chevy Chase movie). icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 05, 2012 9:32 PM GMT
    zenmonkie saidStory is garbage btw, the human body would not be able to sustain itself for long on that kind of diet. She would have died of starvation long ago.


    What about all those starving kids in Africa that subsist on air and dust alone?