How to Approach Bodybuilders for Muscle Sex

  • wrestler234

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    Feb 06, 2012 1:07 AM GMT
    What techniques would you recommend for approaching buffed guys in the gym or elsewhere for muscle sex or muscle worship? Direct approach? Play by ear?
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    Feb 06, 2012 1:29 AM GMT
    Are you also in that category? If not, maybe you have some work to do first..
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    Feb 06, 2012 1:41 AM GMT
    Waking up.
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    Feb 06, 2012 1:44 AM GMT
    Have you considered leaving a line of BCAA powder from wherever you find them to the bedroom?
  • HorrorHound

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    Feb 06, 2012 1:46 AM GMT
    Dahas saidHave you considered leaving a line of BCAA powder from wherever you find them to the bedroom?



    bahahahahahaha! icon_lol.gif


    Seriously though - as referenced in these forums alot - "You cruise, you lose..!" icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 06, 2012 2:08 AM GMT
    Dahas saidHave you considered leaving a line of BCAA powder from wherever you find them to the bedroom?


    LOL i use similar lines a lot to my bodybuilder friends like "shut yo BCAA hole ken!" haha
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    Feb 06, 2012 2:12 AM GMT
    Why can't these threads be filtered out before they appear?
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    Feb 06, 2012 2:15 AM GMT
    darius30 saidWhy can't these threads be filtered out before they appear?


    That would require *GASP!* ACTUAL moderators who are ACTUALLY on the message board moderating it! icon_eek.gif!!!!!!!!!!!! HEATHEN!!!!
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    Feb 06, 2012 2:16 AM GMT
    darius30 saidWhy can't these threads be filtered out before they appear?


    Cause they're gay!!
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    Feb 06, 2012 2:19 AM GMT
    First off, have lots of muscles... make sure you're as buff as they guys you're after. Two, make friends with them. Third, create an awkward situation where you're lathering up their body with hot oils and go from there. . .
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    Feb 06, 2012 2:27 AM GMT
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
  • NerdLifter

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    Feb 06, 2012 2:28 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    darius30 saidWhy can't these threads be filtered out before they appear?


    That would require *GASP!* ACTUAL moderators who are ACTUALLY on the message board moderating it! icon_eek.gif!!!!!!!!!!!! HEATHEN!!!!

    I know right?!
  • Timbales

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    Feb 06, 2012 2:29 AM GMT
    offer to pay
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    Feb 06, 2012 2:32 AM GMT
    wrestleflex saidWhat techniques would you recommend for approaching buffed guys in the gym or elsewhere for muscle sex or muscle worship? Direct approach? Play by ear?


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    Feb 06, 2012 3:20 AM GMT
    At first I thought this said how to approach bodybuilders, period. There are a few at my gym and I want to talk to them for tips and such and am too shy around them and/or don't know what to say besides, "you're huge". icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 06, 2012 3:21 AM GMT
    Firstly, never approach unarmed.
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    Feb 06, 2012 3:22 AM GMT
    Stuff $$ in his pants
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    Feb 06, 2012 3:25 AM GMT
    Lure them into an unmarked van with whey protein and chicken breasts.
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    Feb 06, 2012 3:28 AM GMT
    wrestleflex saidWhat techniques would you recommend for approaching buffed guys in the gym or elsewhere for muscle sex or muscle worship? Direct approach? Play by ear?


    Yer profile says YOU are a bodybuilder / wrestler (solid AND hung)...so...

    How do YOU like to be approached and what would YOU respond to???

    Maybe take a cue from yer own turn-ons Big Guy???
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    Feb 06, 2012 3:30 AM GMT
    sdgman saidStuff $$ in his pants


    LOL - This.
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    Feb 06, 2012 3:30 AM GMT
    Ask them for tips on weight-lifting, let them correct you and then feed their ego. It takes time man, and eventually, you guys can be friendly, and also to be open in the conversation, casually comment, admit, or express interest in what you like: men. Then gauge their reaction. Being honest helps man, it does, but not too blunt, it's a game after all ;)
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    Feb 06, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
    Cash said
    wrestleflex saidWhat techniques would you recommend for approaching buffed guys in the gym or elsewhere for muscle sex or muscle worship? Direct approach? Play by ear?


    Yer profile says YOU are a bodybuilder / wrestler (solid AND hung)...so...

    How do YOU like to be approached and what would YOU respond to???

    Maybe take a cue from yer own turn-ons Big Guy???


    Now Cash, by your tone of voice I can clearly infer you are implying he is not indeed what his profile states he is. It's not like he's one of those faceless troll profiles who lie on the internet.

    ...oh wait...well isn't MY face red! icon_redface.gif !!!
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    Feb 06, 2012 3:37 AM GMT
    if you ain't also hot, you ain't got a fucking chance.
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    Feb 06, 2012 3:39 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidif you ain't also hot, you ain't got a fucking chance.


    Oh, I guess you didn't hear -- he's 200lbs of solid muscle. Hung too!

    Who could resist?!?!?!?
  • Bicuriouscool

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    Feb 06, 2012 4:13 AM GMT
    What's muscle sex?