Hitting on Men at the Gym/ in the Locker Room!!!

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    Feb 07, 2012 6:09 PM GMT
    There was this guy at the gym and he was like Tarzan meets Hercules, the type of man you never forget. We made eye contact so much, I lost focus in my routine and I just stopped. 3 Major Things Happen: 1. He asked me for the barbell spring clip when there where like 4 around the gym, 2.When I moved, it felt like he was trying to be in my visual. . At this point, I said I am going to talk to him. I waited until he got out the shower in the locker room, and asked him if he personal trained. 3.He asked my name first when I was talking to him. I got his number, but I have ulterior motives! My question is what do you think are the best ice breakers/ pick ups at the gym/ in the locker room???
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    Feb 07, 2012 6:59 PM GMT
    EricTaylor saidThere was this guy at the gym and he was like Tarzan meets Hercules, the type of man you never forget. We made eye contact so much, I lost focus in my routine and I just stopped. At this point, I said I am going to talk to him. I waited until he got out the shower in the locker room, and asked him if he personal trained. I got his number, but I have alternatives motives! My question is what do you think are the best ice breakers/ pick ups at the gym/ in the locker room???


    Well, if you can put up with the periodical random high pitch yodeling, and hopefully all that swelling of his body is not anything contagious, then you found your man.

    As for pick up lines, here's some gems you can use:

    "Hey, I uhmm, noticed your zipper is closed, would you like me to unzip it for you."

    "Hey, Do you want to see something swell?"

    While staring at his groin: "Did you clean your gym shorts with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

    "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

    "I'm having trouble with my home computer, Can you come over and help me make my software turn to hardware! My parents both work."

    "You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear."

    "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Then Pull your gym shorts pockets inside out ....) Would you like to?"

    "Hey, umm, I am very, very lonely, and I was wondering, Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?"
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    Feb 07, 2012 7:08 PM GMT



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    Feb 07, 2012 7:18 PM GMT
    So he was a personal trainer or he just gave you his number? If the latter, he wants to fuck you. If the former, he wants your business...and not in the good way.

    Either way, you cruise you lose....
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    Feb 07, 2012 7:26 PM GMT
    closer85 saidSo he was a personal trainer or he just gave you his number? If the latter, he wants to fuck you. If the former, he wants your business...and not in the good way.

    Either way, you cruise you lose....


    Okay, you are taking this seriously, Good reply, Sound advice.

    I would add, before getting involved intimately with anyone, you should get to know him very well. Don't let the wrong head with no brain do the deciding.It could turn into a nightmare.
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    Feb 07, 2012 7:29 PM GMT
    @Closer 85 said

    "So he was a personal trainer or he just gave you his number? If the latter, he wants to fuck you. If the former, he wants your business...and not in the good way.

    Either way, you cruise you lose...."


    I was not cruising, or had no intent to. I wanted to talk to him and need some thread of interest. He looked like he trained before, so that was my window. On another note, he has trained in the past, but not currently. He is willing to work with me, at no expense.
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    Feb 07, 2012 7:33 PM GMT
    EricTaylor said@Closer 85 said

    "So he was a personal trainer or he just gave you his number? If the latter, he wants to fuck you. If the former, he wants your business...and not in the good way.

    Either way, you cruise you lose...."


    I was not cruising, or had no intent to. I wanted to talk to him and need some thread of interest. He looked like he trained before, so that was my window. On another note, he has trained in the past, but not currently. He is willing to work with me, at no expense.


    So it sounds like he wants to fuck you. He gave you his number. Sounds like the perfect situation.
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    Feb 07, 2012 7:34 PM GMT
    EricTaylor said@ http://www.realjock.com/closer85

    I was not cruising, or had no intent to. I wanted to talk to him and need some thread of interest. He looked like he trained before, so that was my window. On another note, he has trained in the past, but not currently. He is willing to work with me, at no expense.


    is that you justifying what you did? You even said in your OP you have "alternative motives".

    Don't fool yourself into believing that you can play this "innocently" and hoping for a little cocksucking. If this guy is straight and he realizes that you played this little elementary-school game, it may not end pretty.

    Your eye contact with him is probably something he is used to. Straight guys admire other well-built guys at the gym all the time. it doesn't mean he was interested in you sexually.
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    Feb 07, 2012 7:39 PM GMT
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    EricTaylor said@ http://www.realjock.com/closer85

    I was not cruising, or had no intent to. I wanted to talk to him and need some thread of interest. He looked like he trained before, so that was my window. On another note, he has trained in the past, but not currently. He is willing to work with me, at no expense.


    is that you justifying what you did? You even said in your OP you have "alternative motives".

    Don't fool yourself into believing that you can play this "innocently" and hoping for a little cocksucking. If this guy is straight and he realizes that you played this little elementary-school game, it may not end pretty.

    Your eye contact with him is probably something he is used to. Straight guys admire other well-built guys at the gym all the time. it doesn't mean he was interested in you sexually.


    Gotta stick up for Eric here...wtf. No straight guy just gives another guy his number for "workout advice," unless he's a personal trainer. And straight guys don't outright admire at other guys at the gym because they have good bodies. They sneak peeks or something. Just saying.

    You cruise, you lose...but Eric seems like he's going to win!
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    Feb 07, 2012 7:41 PM GMT
    Pretending to seek a business relationship to mask an emotional interest never ends well.
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    Feb 07, 2012 7:48 PM GMT
    @ EastCoastNAZ

    I was looking for that common ground with out stepping on a grenade. I could not be straightforward with him while he was in a towel. This is not some fantasy porno!!!

    As far as alternative motives, straight guys do it to chicks all the time. I want the training, I just want something else a little more.

    @ Closed85

    Thanks, for seeing it from my perspective.
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    Feb 07, 2012 7:55 PM GMT
    my pick up line is just talk to person. i do not ask them there name until i have spoken to them a few times at the gym. here are great convo starters. can i get a spot? do you need a spot but they actually have to be struggling with the damn weight. if i see them in the gym on a regular at the same time as i am. i will ask them if they would like to workout together sometimes. those are things i will do.
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    Feb 07, 2012 7:56 PM GMT
    closer85 said

    Gotta stick up for Eric here...wtf. No straight guy just gives another guy his number for "workout advice," unless he's a personal trainer. And straight guys don't outright admire at other guys at the gym because they have good bodies. They sneak peeks or something. Just saying.

    You cruise, you lose...but Eric seems like he's going to win!


    Well, in my experience, I see that happen all the time. Straight guys actually have a HIGHER TENDENCY to approach another well-built guy to discuss training tips and train together.

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    Feb 07, 2012 7:58 PM GMT
    EricTaylor said@ EastCoastNAZ

    I was looking for that common ground with out stepping on a grenade. I could not be straightforward with him while he was in a towel. This is not some fantasy porno!!!

    As far as alternative motives, straight guys do it to chicks all the time. I want the training, I just want something else a little more.

    @ Closed85

    Thanks, for seeing it from my perspective.


    I hear what you're saying, but a straight guy being approached by a straight woman with alterior motives is VERY DIFFERENT than a straight guy being approached by a gay man with ulterior motives.

    Look, I just want this to turn out badly for you, so be careful on how you approach it. I've seen many gay men mistake "eye contact" and "friendliness" for "interest" too many times.
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    Feb 07, 2012 7:59 PM GMT
    Nice tread...well mine is like King Kong meets Hidetoshi Nakata with that tight waist!... he is still in cruising mode always helping me without me ask, worst part he cant speak english that well uggh...icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Webster666

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    Feb 07, 2012 8:03 PM GMT
    Hiring him as a trainer is, most likely, the wrong move.
    If he's, at all, professional, he will concentrate on his job, which is showing you how to do the various exercises.

    Instead, go at it as if you were starting a friendship.
    --Nice shorts, tee shirt, whatever. Where did you get them ?
    --Nice lats. What back exercises do you do ?

    Then, gauge his responses.
    Did he seem happy to provide the information you requested ?
    Was he friendly ?
    Did he smile ?
    Did he offer anything in return, that would indicate that he was a nice guy, not just a walking wall ?

    If you're not sure whether or not he's interested, he's probably not interested. So, don't waste your time.
    Go after somebody who deserves you.
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    Feb 07, 2012 8:06 PM GMT
    Scruffypup saidPretending to seek a business relationship to mask an emotional interest never ends well.



    What he said.
  • Webster666

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    Feb 07, 2012 8:07 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidCan you spot me?
    Do you know how to pop a back?
    Do you have a spare jock?
    Wow, You're big ... I bet you got big muscle all over.
    I could sure use a rub down, how about you?



    Is this supposed to be a joke ?
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    Feb 07, 2012 8:11 PM GMT
    "Want to grab a beer? I'm buying...," done .
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    Feb 07, 2012 8:11 PM GMT
    @ Webster666

    That was GOOD advice. NOTE TAKEN!!
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    Feb 07, 2012 8:28 PM GMT
    EricTaylorasked him if he personal trained


    You mean you asked him if he was a personal trainer and then he gave you his number? Sound like he was drumming up clients for his PT business. I'd be honest and upfront. Save everyone the time.
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    Feb 07, 2012 9:30 PM GMT
    You cruise, you lose.

    in b4 your gym membership gets revoked.
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    Feb 07, 2012 9:57 PM GMT
    EricTaylor saidAs far as alternative motives...


    The word you're looking for is "ulterior".

    And FrostedFlakesForTheLoveOfFuckingGodWhateverYourHandleIsNow, drop the cruise/lose bit. What would you have him do, post a feigning profile on Adam4Adam? Oh, wait, that's your M.O.
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    Feb 07, 2012 10:40 PM GMT
    mickeytopogigio said
    EricTaylor saidAs far as alternative motives...


    The word you're looking for is "ulterior".

    And FrostedFlakesForTheLoveOfFuckingGodWhateverYourHandleIsNow, drop the cruise/lose bit. What would you have him do, post a feigning profile on Adam4Adam? Oh, wait, that's your M.O.


    I would much rather he join the ranks of us lulzmaking folk icon_smile.gif you cruise, you lose.
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    Feb 07, 2012 10:46 PM GMT
    God, it's like being in room with a bunch of old women sometimes icon_eek.gif