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1- "She doesn't do what I need a woman to do for me"

2- "If you let me partake of you..." in reference to some girl

3- "After she had a kid, her pussy's too loose. She's gonna have to give up that ass soon."

4- My all time favorite when he's drunk- First the simulated doggy style fucking then the dialogue that goes like this:

Girl: "Stop"
My friend: "No"- as he simulates fucking from behind and ass slapping.

Damn I love that dude!

Two words: "Say mercy"

"Oh man, I'd sure like to get my dick wet tonight."

"My balls ache............I need to get laid."

"You're a really good looking guy, you should have no problem getting laid."

"Man, my cock is needing some attention."

"Suck my dick." (said to me in jest.......or did he really mean it?)

Lol. Most of the OP's are mine!

why would any of that turn you on? unless you are day dreaming it was you? either he is straight and none of it is going to happen to you. why would you set yourself up for disappointment. unless a straight guy says i would love to do a 3 some with you and my girlfriend or wife that is the only thing that would turn me on.

I just think it's funny when they go on sex sprees with Match.com. They're so cute when they realize how easy it is to get laid there.

It's not what they say as much as what they do. One of my straight friends is exceptionally sweet, he hugs me at every given chance, with or without reason.

Breeders are cute.

My straight male friends know better than to act gay around me. It's the fastest way to get put on blast in front of everyone.

I just posted this on another topic. Not sure it turns me on because it was in reference to him sucking my cock and taking my load on his face. He said: "I'm not gay even the few times I did it for fun."

I'd fuck you if you only had a pussy............
Can Gay men suck dick better than females? [ i always say yes ]...
Your ass is better than my wife's......[ then he squeezes it]....

Never heard a straight dude say any of these.

Not sure how straight my friend is but that's what he has said.

Text from a friend:
"I didn't even watch the game. Wasn't too excited about the teams playing. Was happy NY won. A guy in our building is from Boston and he has been acting like a real asshole so hearing him scream and suffer last night was quite pleasurable."

me: "Kinky."

tuffguyndc saidwhy would any of that turn you on? unless you are day dreaming it was you? either he is straight and none of it is going to happen to you. why would you set yourself up for disappointment. unless a straight guy says i would love to do a 3 some with you and my girlfriend or wife that is the only thing that would turn me on.

Dude, relax. It's not that deep. Any guy that I find appealing can "happen" to say something that turns me on. Doesn't mean I desire to act on it or "secretly" pine for them.

Isn't that why we're called "Homosexuals"

I think it's funny not tragic that my good friend might unknowingly make statements I find titillating.

Ok. I have to be honest. I don't even have to find them appealing.

talking about their sexual encounters lol

"I've had a hard day. Take me home."

F.....rien....ds?

Him: "Hello gorgeous/sexy/handsome!"

Me: *thinks: "ugh, stop flirting with me if you're not gonna put out"* lol

cute 'chicken skater type ' boat detailer at my marina.... always, ALWAYS, pulling on his pud whenever he's working on boats around me. one day, he was on the dock, looking really hot and tired. i invited him onboard to partake of some airconditioning and a cool drink. he sat on the salon sofa, still shirtless, and kept pulling on his pud saying he's not getting any action from 'his bitch'. so, not one to pass something like this up, i said, ''well, i bet i can suck you off faster than your woman can.'' he took me up on the offer. hes a regular now. what can i say. i'm good at what i do.

I'm afraid hot and friends aren't associated in my case. But I'd imagine my mind would take me on dirty rides...

GreenHopper saidHim: "Hello gorgeous/sexy/handsome!"

Me: *thinks: "ugh, stop flirting with me if you're not gonna put out"* lol

^^THIS!! ARRRRRRGHH!!

When my straight best friend says, "Cos you are ridiculously handsome." in response to my lack of a love life.

he doesnt say anything but he does sit on my lap sometimes which gets me goin