My First Haircut In 20 Years

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    Feb 09, 2012 4:29 PM GMT
    Yesterday (Wed) my husband asked me in the car if I would cut his hair before a function we had to attend last night. I've cut his hair for the entire 5 years we've been together.

    No, I replied, we'll go to a gay barbershop for once. I phoned from the car and made the arrangement, and 10 minutes later we were both sitting in barber chairs.

    My first time in a barber shop in about 20 years, and not often before that. I've been cutting my own hair since I was 14, and only rarely had anyone else done it since then. Mostly when I had to take an Army promotion photo, and needed a perfect regulation cut.

    I think they cut my husband's hair too short, so I'll continue to do him myself. My own cut was interesting, a short kinda "puppy cut." It would be more believable if some of the grey was colored. I did like that the barber raised my neck line in back, which I never do well myself.

    At $18 USD ($36 for the 2 of us, minus tip) I didn't think I was overcharged, rather reasonable for a salon. I'll see what our gay friends think of it tonight, at a party we're attending.

    Are any of you slaves to barber shops? Or do your own? (Shaving your head slick doesn't count)

    I've always liked to do my own grooming myself. An Army attitude, perhaps. But in my dotage I may go back to just having someone else do it. What are your thoughts, and what do you do?
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    Feb 10, 2012 2:50 AM GMT
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    Art_Deco saidNo, I replied, we'll go to a gay barbershop for once.
    A gay barbershop?
    Well, you do go to a gay eyeglass shop, a gay bank and you've sequestered yourself away from the real world by living in the gay ghetto of Wilton Manors. icon_rolleyes.gif
    That was the first thing I noticed too.
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    Feb 10, 2012 2:51 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidI'll see what our gay friends think of it tonight, at a party we're attending.
    This too.
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    Feb 10, 2012 2:52 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    southbeach1500 said
    Art_Deco saidNo, I replied, we'll go to a gay barbershop for once.
    A gay barbershop?
    Well, you do go to a gay eyeglass shop, a gay bank and you've sequestered yourself away from the real world by living in the gay ghetto of Wilton Manors. icon_rolleyes.gif
    That was the first thing I noticed too.

    Adds new meaning to the term "barber pole."
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    Feb 10, 2012 2:52 AM GMT
    On topic:
    I need my hair cut because I don't want just a generic boring cut.
    The dumb bitches never fucking get it right anyways, but it's better than I can do.
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    Feb 10, 2012 3:15 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said

    No, I replied, we'll go to a gay barbershop for once.




    I'm curious...did they use gay scissors...gay shampoo...and, most importantly, did you pay with gay money? icon_rolleyes.gif
    P.S. Was Cher or Liza playing while they gave you your gay "puppy cut"? icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 10, 2012 4:14 AM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ said
    Art_Deco said

    No, I replied, we'll go to a gay barbershop for once.




    I'm curious...did they use gay scissors...gay shampoo...and, most importantly, did you pay with gay money? icon_rolleyes.gif
    P.S. Was Cher or Liza playing while they gave you your gay "puppy cut"? icon_wink.gif

    The scissors are probably the same. I'm sure the shampoo includes glitter. The money might have been dipped in something so it glows under blacklights better, for all the gay raves.
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    Feb 10, 2012 4:20 AM GMT
    On a fairly gay aside, the best haircuts i ever get are when i razorblade it a few weeks after the straight bitches hack it up... The best haircut i've ever gotten was from an ex bf while sitting naked on a hotelroom toilet lid. The ex bf that was actually studying at a tony and guy wasnt too bad either... I hate trying to find a barber that is reasonably priced. I just avoid it. Might gets mine done once every few months. Less if i'm out of work. For a long time i just buzzed it all off.
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    Feb 10, 2012 4:26 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidAdds new meaning to the term "barber pole."
    I tried to find an image for that but failed...
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    Feb 10, 2012 4:27 AM GMT
    Do gay barbers cut your pubic hair too?
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    Feb 10, 2012 4:36 AM GMT
    Do they use these scissors?
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    Feb 10, 2012 4:38 AM GMT
    or these?
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    Feb 10, 2012 4:40 AM GMT
    Does this guy work there?
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    Feb 10, 2012 4:42 AM GMT
    Do they carry extensions like these?
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    Feb 10, 2012 4:43 AM GMT
    Will they dye your hair this colour?
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    Feb 10, 2012 4:45 AM GMT
    Did they look at you like this when you walked in?
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    Feb 10, 2012 4:52 AM GMT
    When you paid did you pull out this wallet?
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    from this purse?
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    Feb 10, 2012 8:32 AM GMT
    OMG and, you're on a role! sigh
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    Feb 10, 2012 8:52 AM GMT
    I could keep going but it will eventually become irrelevant to the topic at hand, and you know how RJ is about staying on topic...


    When you left the barber's, did you get in this car?
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    Feb 10, 2012 8:54 AM GMT
    Is this the keychain you keep your car keys on?
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    Feb 10, 2012 8:57 AM GMT
    Is this the air freshener in your car?
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    Feb 10, 2012 9:01 AM GMT
    When you arrive home, does this doormat greet you?
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    Feb 10, 2012 9:04 AM GMT
    Is this the pet that comes running to the door when you enter?
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    Feb 10, 2012 9:05 AM GMT
    Do you put this CD on for him?
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    Feb 10, 2012 9:08 AM GMT
    Do you take time for yourself in this bath while the dog is distracted?
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