Some questions for all the "Gold Card Carrying Gays" who would NEVER even think of having sex with women

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    Feb 11, 2012 4:41 AM GMT
    Ok guys. I'm a virgin. I've never had sex with a woman. So, forgive me if I am asking a naive question. Remember, I'm a virgin. I'm a pure and unspoiled "Gold Card Carrying Gay" man.

    Here's the situation: You are locked in prison FOR LIFE. There are no items, implements, or devices for suicide or for anal masturbation.

    You are locked in your cell with Danica Patrick 24 hours a day with no chance for escape.
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    You can tell from your talk with her that she's into you.

    Would you eventually have sex with her?

    If so, does this really make you a bisexual?

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    Feb 11, 2012 5:20 AM GMT
    Nobody?

    Ok. I'll confess. I would have the sex, but would not consider myself bisexual.

    Yes, I would give up my Gold Card.
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    Feb 11, 2012 6:03 AM GMT
    Human males are horny creatures, and many will have sex with almost anything if they can't get it with their first preference. One of the consequences of being denied females is sometimes referred to as "situational homosexuality" and is seen in the prison scenario you postulate (minus Danica Patrick in your cell), and also during long periods of service at sea with the navy, and similar male-only situations.

    So if the deprived man is gay, I would suppose he might be prone to "situational heterosexuality." But just as the homo version of this reaction is believed to normally be reversible, once females are made available again, I would assume the het side of the coin would be that a gay guy would return to being all gay once he resumed sexual contact with males. And so he would not have been "made" into a bisexual, neither semantically nor in practice.
  • takashi

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    Feb 11, 2012 12:47 PM GMT
    Wow, did not know that Danica was so hot looking. Did not check out those Go Daddy CMs on the internet.
    Wonder what kind of wax job she had. Looks like there isn't a single misplaced hair on her body. Did she wax it all off???
    I also wonder if good ass rimmers make good pussy eaters?
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    Feb 11, 2012 4:54 PM GMT
    I wouldn't fuck her. I might however insert my head into her pussy as a creative means for suicide.
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    Mar 08, 2014 10:58 PM GMT
    i would purely for the fact that she was in to me icon_smile.gif and that i am not 100% gay
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    Mar 08, 2014 11:08 PM GMT
    SkinnyAndRetired saidI wouldn't fuck her. I might however insert my head into her pussy as a creative means for suicide.
    Actually you can find on the internet a vintage porn movie where a man inserts his WHOLE bald head in a huge vagina. Type on google "the largest vagina" or something like that.
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    Mar 08, 2014 11:18 PM GMT
    kentstrongtommy said
    SkinnyAndRetired saidI wouldn't fuck her. I might however insert my head into her pussy as a creative means for suicide.
    Actually you can find on the internet a vintage porn movie where a man inserts his WHOLE bald head in a huge vagina. Type on google "the largest vagina" or something like that.

    I'd rather not.
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    Mar 08, 2014 11:39 PM GMT
    Dennis89 saidi would purely for the fact that she was in to me icon_smile.gif and that i am not 100% gay

    A resurrected thread.

    Well, I doubt that ANYONE is 100% gay, or straight. Including that nutjob down in Australia, who thinks he's the only "bonafide homosexual" on this site. Though we still haven't heard what his certifying agency is. Maybe when we know we can submit our own credentials for verification. icon_rolleyes.gif

    I think any man will put his dick into any hole that will get him off, including gays. And if that hole is a vagina, and he doesn't have any other option, or doesn't know any better, that's what he'll do.

    Men were built for humping. WHAT we hump is situational. But hump we will. I don't think we owe anybody any explanations or apologies (unless it's nonconsensual, ie criminal rape, which isn't ever permissible).

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    Mar 09, 2014 12:03 AM GMT
    I wouldn't have sex with her. I think those that would have sex with her are not bisexual, only if they have sex with her thinking of a man.
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    Mar 09, 2014 12:41 AM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal said
    kentstrongtommy said
    SkinnyAndRetired saidI wouldn't fuck her. I might however insert my head into her pussy as a creative means for suicide.
    Actually you can find on the internet a vintage porn movie where a man inserts his WHOLE bald head in a huge vagina. Type on google "the largest vagina" or something like that.

    I'd rather not.
    In the video, that vagina looks like a big donut, lol. It wasn't that gross!
  • Timbales

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    Mar 09, 2014 12:46 AM GMT
    Danica Patrick? no

    Scarlet Johannssen? In a heartbeat.
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    Mar 09, 2014 12:57 AM GMT
    She has a vagina right?

    Oh god no. Too scurry! I'll stick to being a gold card gay icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 09, 2014 1:20 AM GMT
    Been there, done that but would prefer to not do it again. Now if she wanted to help me in my time of need by opening her mouth....we'd see.

    As for being bi, well there are plenty of guys on here that would say, if you find a hole like that and you fill it, you're bi. Of course they have NO idea what they're saying.
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    Mar 09, 2014 2:09 AM GMT
    Nah.
    I have only recently had to go to the vault and it would appear I've amassed riches beyond believe.
    More than likely, I will die before I ever get halfway to the back wall of my spank-bank.
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    Mar 09, 2014 2:54 AM GMT
    I think if anybody is in such desperate situation they would fuck a sheep or a plant if they get one. So yeah of course they would have sex with Danica Patrick.
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    Mar 09, 2014 3:56 AM GMT
    Women are just human.

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    Maybe
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    Mar 09, 2014 4:04 AM GMT
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  • PolitiMAC

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    Mar 09, 2014 11:35 AM GMT
    ART_DECO said
    Dennis89 saidi would purely for the fact that she was in to me icon_smile.gif and that i am not 100% gay

    A resurrected thread.

    Well, I doubt that ANYONE is 100% gay, or straight. Including that nutjob down in Australia, who thinks he's the only "bonafide homosexual" on this site. Though we still haven't heard what his certifying agency is. Maybe when we know we can submit our own credentials for verification. icon_rolleyes.gif

    I think any man will put his dick into any hole that will get him off, including gays. And if that hole is a vagina, and he doesn't have any other option, or doesn't know any better, that's what he'll do.

    Men were built for humping. WHAT we hump is situational. But hump we will. I don't think we owe anybody any explanations or apologies (unless it's nonconsensual, ie criminal rape, which isn't ever permissible).



    I don't get why he says it either icon_razz.gif

    But he's not a nutjob ;)

    Try not to resort to bitching about someone behind their back, ok?
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    Mar 11, 2014 1:51 AM GMT
    I'm not attracted to females, even if they are attracted to me. so no, I would not have sex with her.
  • jo2hotbod

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    Mar 11, 2014 3:13 AM GMT
    Just call her Dan Patrick two men's names, problem solved
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    Apr 07, 2014 10:47 PM GMT
    hell no. I don't think if a gay man was locked in a prison with a women that it would end up in sex.
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    Apr 07, 2014 10:49 PM GMT
    Why is it mandatory to fuck women when you're closeted and horny? Why not wait? icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 07, 2014 10:54 PM GMT
    Someone explain to me why would a gay men ever get on top of a women and start pounding her????