if you're gay, you'll definitely get hired at Starbucks.

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    Feb 14, 2012 1:47 AM GMT
    Today I was talking to my mother and I was explaining to her that I need a part-time job aside from my full-time to help with my bills. She immediately said go to Starbucks they always hire gay men. I did. I walked in with a rainbow pin on my shirt and said I need a job and the manager said, "Are you gay?" I said, "Y-ye-yes" her, "Great! You're hired. When can you start?" That was the easiest interview ever. Can I get a tall non-fat caramel macchiatto? NO. Bye. Anyway, maybe I'll meet a young hipster with a sadule blasting tomorrow who'll be my Valentine. I am done now. ;)
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    Feb 14, 2012 1:51 AM GMT
    awful.
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    Feb 14, 2012 1:56 AM GMT
    Awww! I'm so glad to hear that fags are so in demand in the service industry. Everybody loves getting serviced by fags! icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 14, 2012 1:57 AM GMT
    Well.... I guess tomorrow I'm stopping by my local starbucks. I need a job! icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 14, 2012 2:00 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidAwww! I'm so glad to hear that fags are so in demand in the service industry. Everybody loves getting serviced by fags! icon_lol.gif
    Being raised on a farm, my dad taught me the true meaning of the word "service." Every year or so he'd buy a new bull to "service" the cows.
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    Feb 14, 2012 2:01 AM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidawful.


    LOL
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    Feb 14, 2012 2:08 AM GMT
    Did that really happen?
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    Feb 14, 2012 2:11 AM GMT
    This is too hard to digest. But if true, isn't that discriminative of them?
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    Feb 14, 2012 2:12 AM GMT
    Half of the guys working at my local Starbucks are gay and I know of at least two lesbos! lol
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    Feb 14, 2012 2:13 AM GMT
    what...... unbelievable...
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    Feb 14, 2012 2:51 AM GMT
    ricky1987 saidThis is too hard to digest. But if true, isn't that discriminative of them?


    Yes but it's in our favor so obviously we'll not complain.
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    Feb 14, 2012 2:55 AM GMT
    Yeah I see alot of gay guys working at Starbucks. I'm not complaining though. They give me the right order and are so cheerful.
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    Feb 14, 2012 6:55 AM GMT
    I applied to Starbucks three times, and I never even got a single callback from any of them, even though they were understaffed and needed baristas. icon_evil.gif

    That's okay, I applied to the hotel industry, had connections, and got a job that's pretty easy, I get Facebook and Realjock and have a nice cozy chair to sit in, get to work entirely independently, all the coffee I can drink, free gym membership, etc. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 14, 2012 6:59 AM GMT
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    Chad2468Emr saidWell.... I guess tomorrow I'm stopping by my local starbucks. I need a job! icon_rolleyes.gif
    Ditto...
    Gonna make me a chocolatte?
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    Feb 14, 2012 7:01 AM GMT
    I'm not out yet and I work for starbucks, but I don't see why they'd be like "oh you're gay?! You're hired!" icon_confused.gif
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    Feb 14, 2012 7:02 AM GMT
    azimmwax saidI'm not out yet and I work for starbucks, but I don't see why they'd be like "oh you're gay?! You're hired!" icon_confused.gif
    Aw.. c'mon out! the waters great!
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    Feb 14, 2012 7:11 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    azimmwax saidI'm not out yet and I work for starbucks, but I don't see why they'd be like "oh you're gay?! You're hired!" icon_confused.gif
    Aw.. c'mon out! the waters great!

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    Feb 14, 2012 7:20 AM GMT
    What? Starbucks is way too mainstream to be hipster.

    Also, I had a friend who worked there. He was straight but had a high-pitched voice. Was he profiled?
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    Feb 14, 2012 7:31 AM GMT
    My ex used to work at starbucks, and actually two of my ex-s.. so yeah I think its true.

    I think its more that gay people are just great at fooling themselves and others into thinking they're happy. Just like Starbucks is good at convincing people that their overpriced beans are worth it.
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    Feb 14, 2012 8:03 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    azimmwax saidI'm not out yet and I work for starbucks, but I don't see why they'd be like "oh you're gay?! You're hired!" icon_confused.gif
    Aw.. c'mon out! the waters great!


    DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP
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    Feb 14, 2012 8:08 AM GMT
    Well at least I know where to find a date... maybe I should swing by and see if the cute manager that I think is gay will be working? If he's working most likely he's single? hum..... hah
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    Feb 14, 2012 8:14 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    TropicalMark said
    azimmwax saidI'm not out yet and I work for starbucks, but I don't see why they'd be like "oh you're gay?! You're hired!" icon_confused.gif
    Aw.. c'mon out! the waters great!


    DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP


    Oh, he's already swum with sharks - he is more capable of handling choppy water than he even realizes.

    But yeah - DEF a trap...

    A big dripping, squirting, heavy base line, leather and velvet trap...Ain't no way out...
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    Feb 14, 2012 8:17 AM GMT
    Chad2468Emr saidWell.... I guess tomorrow I'm stopping by my local starbucks. I need a job! icon_rolleyes.gif


    no you wanna get a grande latte and sit there for hours, pretend your reading a book until that hot barista comes and ask you out on Valentine day icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 14, 2012 8:30 AM GMT
    now I know where to hang out at more often LOL...
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    Feb 14, 2012 10:12 AM GMT
    Starbucks was my first job. Stayed there working full time for a year. You know how those gays can be flakey, though. I once went back for a summer job and quit the day after my my retraining. They were too enthusiastic to rehire me and I couldn't survive on the wage. Plus Starbucks doesn't provide references, so screw them! They hooked me for life, though.