Escorts.

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    Feb 14, 2012 9:54 PM GMT
    Ever use one?

    Ever been one?

    I'll admit to hiring a hooker every now and then.

    Sometimes it's easier to get delivery and not every night I feel like cooking, ya know what I mean?
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    Feb 14, 2012 10:00 PM GMT
    Never done it.

    Question. I always figured that the escort would be afraid of the john leaving without paying afterward. I mean, you're on the bed naked with a dick up your ass, he pops and gets in his pants real fast and can take off without paying. Even if the money is paid first, it's hard to spring into action after getting drilled, and you can't nudely chase him if he grabs the money from the nightstand.

    And with cum in your eyes.. fuggetaboudit
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    Feb 14, 2012 10:05 PM GMT
    Fuck that shit. I ain't paying no nasty prostitue for sex! Gross!
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    Feb 14, 2012 11:11 PM GMT
    Sometimes it's the only way for a 3 to get a 9
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    Feb 14, 2012 11:46 PM GMT
    Haaretz said
    I'll admit to hiring a hooker every now and then.


    haha so candid...

    thought about it, just to say i have.. but it seems a large # of them live in my 5 block radius...

    cheaper to snag one at some Midtown hotel bar while they await their international client to check in.
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    Feb 15, 2012 12:34 AM GMT
    I was, escorted this dude to a wedding because he didn't want to go alone. Didn't get paid, didn't even get to any bases.........I'm a terrible escort icon_mad.gif

    But I was a good friend icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 15, 2012 12:36 AM GMT
    I like getting freebies.
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    Feb 15, 2012 12:47 AM GMT
    There's nothing wrong with getting paid for "entertainment." icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 15, 2012 1:01 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidSometimes it's the only way for a 3 to get a 9


    Why are you into 3's.....?

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    Feb 15, 2012 1:03 AM GMT
    Should be interesting to see if Catfish weighs in on this thread -- if we can pull him out of the GOP bashing threads long enough to actually comment on something he knows about icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 15, 2012 1:06 AM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidShould be interesting to see if Catfish weighs in on this thread -- if we can pull him out of the GOP bashing threads long enough to actually comment on something he knows about icon_wink.gif
    You should go back there.. since this isnt something you know anything about.icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 15, 2012 1:06 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    CuriousJockAZ saidShould be interesting to see if Catfish weighs in on this thread -- if we can pull him out of the GOP bashing threads long enough to actually comment on something he knows about icon_wink.gif
    You should go back there.. since this isnt something you know anything about.icon_wink.gif



    True. I am clueless about this sort of thing
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    Feb 15, 2012 1:07 AM GMT
    Still thinking about it, but unsure given the health factor.
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    Feb 15, 2012 1:07 AM GMT
    southbeach1500 said
    CuriousJockAZ saidShould be interesting to see if Catfish weighs in on this thread -- if we can pull him out of the GOP bashing threads long enough to actually comment on something he knows about icon_wink.gif


    I'm sure he would love to share some "tricks of the trade" so to speak with the RJ membership.
    You've been tryin to get a 'trick' for about 20 yrs.. no luck yet huh? I wonder why............
  • ohioguy12

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    Feb 15, 2012 1:08 AM GMT
    I'm too cheap to hire one
  • araphael

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    Feb 15, 2012 3:22 AM GMT
    This is a good idea actually. I've never hired one before but I would. I mean, they are professionals like any one else. I respect that especially if they are very good at it. Yeah, I might start looking in to trying that once, especially when those uncontrollable horny spells hit. Thanks for this idea.
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    Feb 15, 2012 3:25 AM GMT
    You get the money up front and you put it away before you do anything.

    ...it's how they do it in the movies >_>
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    Feb 15, 2012 3:25 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidFor the most part, clients were quite nice. But I learned not to accept any calls after 10PM. Those guys were either drunk, high or would call several escorts at the last minute and whoever didn't show up first was left standing at the doorway and was ignored. This happened once and I was the first guy that showed up. The client ignored the person knocking on the door. I figured it out very fast and asked him what was going on. Then I started yelling at the client and wound up leaving. But he paid me. It was the the quickest and easiest $200 I ever made. I was in and out in like fifteen minutes. Then as I left he lets the other poor guy standing outside in the hallway in as I am leaving.


    He was looking for something in a redhead?
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    Feb 15, 2012 3:28 AM GMT
    Claystation saidI was, escorted this dude to a wedding because he didn't want to go alone. Didn't get paid, didn't even get to any bases.........I'm a terrible escort icon_mad.gif

    But I was a good friend icon_biggrin.gif


    I tried to pay you that one time, but you said you didn't accept Jew gold as payment for services rendered.
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    Feb 15, 2012 3:34 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidYou get the money up front and you put it away before you do anything.

    ...it's how they do it in the movies >_>


    As Amy said...."first we take care of business, then we take care of pleasure"...O_0


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    Feb 15, 2012 3:35 AM GMT
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    Feb 15, 2012 3:39 AM GMT


    I tried to pay you that one time, but you said you didn't accept Jew gold as payment for services rendered. [/quote]

    LMFAO
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    Feb 15, 2012 3:41 AM GMT
    turbobilly said
    Ariodante saidYou get the money up front and you put it away before you do anything.

    ...it's how they do it in the movies >_>


    As Amy said...."first we take care of business, then we take care of pleasure"...O_0




    I'd also bring along a cute decorative piggy bank to store the hooker money you get and keep it safe <3
  • JP85257

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    Feb 15, 2012 3:45 AM GMT
    I am not nor have I ever hired one.

    My roommate is one tho.
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    Feb 15, 2012 3:48 AM GMT
    That's where they always go to strip away your dignities...Oh....... we put it in piggy banks...oh sure...next think you know ........you face down in trunk of 1966 Lincoln Continental going 85 MPH towards TJ Border Inspection........icon_cry.gif