I messed up!

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    Feb 14, 2012 11:38 PM GMT
    I have 30 minutes to think of and do something nice for VD. I was going to make him healthy cookies and it didn't work - they tasted terrible lol. I just went to the grocery store and there was nothing he'd like. Tons of flowers and crap like that but he likes food haha. Now I feel bad and I'm trying to think of something sweet even if small! icon_idea.gif
  • Import

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    Feb 14, 2012 11:39 PM GMT
    make him a v-day card. . .

  • GQjock

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    Feb 14, 2012 11:41 PM GMT
    Give him a Blow Job as soon as he comes thru the door
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    Feb 14, 2012 11:44 PM GMT
    GQjock saidGive him a Blow Job as soon as he comes thru the door
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    I vote blow job.
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    Feb 14, 2012 11:54 PM GMT
    I think blow job is implied haha.
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    Feb 15, 2012 12:05 AM GMT
    Give him the cookies, but accidentally ruin them while giving them to him. Drop the plate as you hand it over.. splash something gross on them in front of him.

    "ohhh damn. that's too baaaaaad" icon_sad.gif
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    Feb 15, 2012 12:08 AM GMT
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    Feb 15, 2012 12:14 AM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidGive him the cookies, but accidentally ruin them while giving them to him. Drop the plate as you hand it over.. splash something gross on them in front of him.

    "ohhh damn. that's too baaaaaad" icon_sad.gif


    I threw them and the pan down the garbage chute I was so annoyed lol. It was terrible. I don't know why people put recipes like that online - I refuse to believe I'm that bad of a cook.

    I couldn't think of anything not too cheesy but cute enough so I just ordered from his favourite take out place. The food is disgusting and I never let him order it so I feel like thats good. Hopefully there are tums in the cupboard. They soak their food in grease I think.
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    Feb 15, 2012 12:15 AM GMT
    uoft23 saidI have 30 minutes to think of and do something nice for VD.
    Going to an STD clinic would be a good start. icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 15, 2012 12:17 AM GMT
    Shiiiitttt If I was coming home to that I'd be set.
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    Feb 15, 2012 1:04 AM GMT
    Sounds like you've come up with a very thoughtful evening. Even if the cookies didn't work out.
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    Feb 15, 2012 1:07 AM GMT
    uoft23 saidI'm trying to think of something sweet even if small! icon_idea.gif



    Awww.....kisses and huggs.......and maybe, if you have them, Brownies.......are all you need........icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 15, 2012 1:15 AM GMT
    You can buy melting chocolate in individual container for like $3. You just microwave them. Buy some strawberries. Dip them on your own.

    It will be special because you made them. Dark chocolate is healthy.

    Easy. Done.
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    Feb 15, 2012 1:28 AM GMT



    lol, relax! When he shows up tell him the story of the baking. Make it funny. I'll bet hearing about the effort alone, he'll like as much as a gift.
    Order that food he likes.

    It's the thought that counts!!

    -Doug
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    Feb 15, 2012 1:49 AM GMT
    Take him out for dinner?
  • barriehomeboy

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    Feb 15, 2012 2:29 AM GMT
    Ask him what's his farvorite part of you, then let him have his way with it. With a Valentines card nearby. Really, you're out of options otherwise.
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    Feb 15, 2012 2:35 AM GMT
    Chocolate syrup, whip cream... smear it all over your body and greet your sweetie... and enjoy the rest of the night. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 15, 2012 2:37 AM GMT
    Just share a nice bottle of wine (and, like some of the guys said, also a blow job icon_wink.gif )
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    Feb 15, 2012 3:49 AM GMT
    TerraFirma saidChocolate syrup, whip cream... smear it all over your body and greet your sweetie... and enjoy the rest of the night. icon_biggrin.gif


    If he loves food, this solution should be dandy!!
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    Feb 15, 2012 4:01 AM GMT
    TerraFirma saidChocolate syrup, whip cream... smear it all over your body and greet your sweetie... and enjoy the rest of the night. icon_biggrin.gif


    Don't do whip cream. It looks hot and romantic but I've done it several times. After the first couple licks your mouth starts to gets greasy and you starts feeling kinda full and don't want to eat anymore of it.
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    Feb 15, 2012 4:36 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    TerraFirma saidChocolate syrup, whip cream... smear it all over your body and greet your sweetie... and enjoy the rest of the night. icon_biggrin.gif


    Don't do whip cream. It looks hot and romantic but I've done it several times. After the first couple licks your mouth starts to gets greasy and you starts feeling kinda full and don't want to eat anymore of it.


    I've heard it's bad because it melts and makes a gross mess.. just don't work gud.
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    Feb 15, 2012 4:44 AM GMT
    Should have been making those cookies last week bro.
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    Feb 15, 2012 4:58 AM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said
    I've heard it's bad because it melts and makes a gross mess.. just don't work gud.


    If you do a lot at a time yeah it does start to melt. Then you're desperately trying to lap it up and you're like blegh too much whip cream :s
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    Feb 16, 2012 3:30 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    SkinnyBitch said
    I've heard it's bad because it melts and makes a gross mess.. just don't work gud.


    If you do a lot at a time yeah it does start to melt. Then you're desperately trying to lap it up and you're like blegh too much whip cream :s


    *Frantically taking notes*
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    Feb 16, 2012 3:48 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    TerraFirma saidChocolate syrup, whip cream... smear it all over your body and greet your sweetie... and enjoy the rest of the night. icon_biggrin.gif


    Don't do whip cream. It looks hot and romantic but I've done it several times. After the first couple licks your mouth starts to gets greasy and you starts feeling kinda full and don't want to eat anymore of it.


    Not the whole can. icon_razz.gif