Jul 01, 2008 3:54 AM GMT
I pretty much sit on my ass all day at work staring at my computer wondering where I went wrong in life. To bring the end of my work day closer I watch Fox News and come up with my own interpretations of what is going on in the world while keeping it fair and balanced. Right now, there are several fires ignited by lightning ravaging the NorCal landscape. The fires are releasing pollutants into the air creating breathing hazards. Has the Earth become aware of Al Gore's green crusade? Has the Earth decided it has had enough and is now committing suicide or is this God's response to the legalization of gay marriage in California?