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    Jul 01, 2008 7:28 AM GMT
    I was having a random conversation with a friend that lead into being walked in on by your parents while having sex. I think most of us here have already moved away from the 'rents but I thought it was an interesting question.
    I feel that if it was unavoidable, I would rather be walked in on as the top.
    How do you guys feel? Would you rather mom walk in while you're giving or receiving?

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    Jul 01, 2008 10:16 AM GMT
    Top definitely. Heteros have this weird notion that being bottom means you're the 'wife', the 'bitch' if you may. Heck, even gay men think that way. icon_confused.gif
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    Jul 01, 2008 10:58 AM GMT
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    I very rarely was a bottom so the laws of probability would kick in anyways.
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    Jul 01, 2008 1:05 PM GMT
    I have been caught as a top, a bottom and both at the same time... My mother never learnt to knock so she would get an eye full scream and run outta the room and learn to not enter my room for several months icon_biggrin.gif

    but as she said, she'd prefer to know I was safe then out there doing things in parks and dark ally ways
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    Jul 01, 2008 1:25 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidI have been caught as a top, a bottom and both at the same time... My mother never learnt to knock so she would get an eye full scream and run outta the room and learn to not enter my room for several months icon_biggrin.gif

    but as she said, she'd prefer to know I was safe then out there doing things in parks and dark ally ways


    lol....your poor mom...u should have locked your door to spare hericon_biggrin.gif....n e way...i'd prolly be caught as the top.
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    Jul 01, 2008 3:59 PM GMT
    Anyways, if I was the bottom I could, as the door opened and gasp ensued, yell "get him off of me! Help!" icon_lol.gif

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    Jul 01, 2008 4:43 PM GMT
    I guess I'd rather be caught as a top. I'm vers. I was caught as a bottom once (back in high school) by my grandmother one night - it was pretty awful - she clapped her hands and said, "stop it, stop it, stop it!" She then called a cop, who came out to the house and spoke with me about doing things like that and upsetting older people. He was decent about it - a young cop - maybe gay himself! But, I'd rather be caught as a top, somehow.....not sure why!
  • ShawnTX

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    Jul 01, 2008 5:50 PM GMT
    My mother just assumed I was a bottom, so I guess it would be no shock to her to find me with my feet behind my head.
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    Jul 01, 2008 5:57 PM GMT
    Hmmm...if my parents caught me topping, they'd see it as evidence that I'm really straight because I prefer 'giving.'

    If they caught me flat on my back, legs spread over my head, they'd find a way to believe I'm not really gay because I was obviously coerced into it by the sheer depravity of one of those predatory homosexicals.
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    Jul 01, 2008 6:45 PM GMT
    I have no preference. It would be so overwhelmingly awkward that it wouldn't matter if I was fucking, being fucked. With a human or with a dog.

    But then, I have walked in on my parents several times over the years. So the owe me.... they really need to close their bedroom door.
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    Jul 01, 2008 6:57 PM GMT
    Well, I am a top, so if I got caught, that's what they'd see. Knowing my mom, she'd probably be like, "Go, baby!" icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 01, 2008 8:18 PM GMT
    It wouldnt matter if I was a top or a bottom. If my mother saw me with another man she would probably just pass right out from shock. Than she would be in the hospital for a couple of days. Im sure once she was released she would want to either talk about it or just block it out of her memory all together.
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    Jul 02, 2008 1:20 AM GMT
    nysexy said[quote][cite]lilTanker said[/cite]I have been caught as a top, a bottom and both at the same time... My mother never learnt to knock so she would get an eye full scream and run outta the room and learn to not enter my room for several months icon_biggrin.gif

    but as she said, she'd prefer to know I was safe then out there doing things in parks and dark ally ways


    lol....your poor mom...u should have locked your door to spare hericon_biggrin.gif....n e way...i'd prolly be caught as the top.[/quote]

    The worst was when she caught me with two guys..

    a couple of weeks later she came to talk to me about having respect for my self and the image that people will get... she was a couple of years to late by that time.
  • Timbales

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    Jul 02, 2008 1:22 AM GMT
    It would be awesome to get walked in on dressed as a Keebler elf, getting stuffed in both ends.
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    Jul 16, 2008 10:44 PM GMT
    my mon would die...
    my dad has caught me as a top but turned around and left veery politely
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    Jul 16, 2008 10:57 PM GMT
    ShawnTX saidMy mother just assumed I was a bottom, so I guess it would be no shock to her to find me with my feet behind my head.


    YOUR MOM assumed you were a bottom??? ... icon_eek.gif
  • geebus

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    Jul 17, 2008 12:41 AM GMT
    zdrew saidHmmm...if my parents caught me topping, they'd see it as evidence that I'm really straight because I prefer 'giving.'

    If they caught me flat on my back, legs spread over my head, they'd find a way to believe I'm not really gay because I was obviously coerced into it by the sheer depravity of one of those predatory homosexicals.

    That's pretty much exactly how my parents think. It's like "sure you tell me you are gay, are are you really?"

    Timberoo saidIt would be awesome to get walked in on dressed as a Keebler elf, getting stuffed in both ends.

    ROFL!!!!! ahahahahhahahha

    Personally I prefer being seen as a top even though I much prefer to bottom...I guess years of propaganda about the top being more masculine has worked icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 17, 2008 1:20 AM GMT
    geebus saidPersonally I prefer being seen as a top even though I much prefer to bottom...I guess years of propaganda about the top being more masculine has worked icon_razz.gif


    I think we should all do our part to undo that stereotype. Let's have sex in our parents homes with the door open!
  • helium

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    Jul 17, 2008 1:49 AM GMT
    I think my parents would catch me topping more than bottoming. The only way that they would catch me bottoming is if I was with one of my exes since he knows what to do in order to get me to bottom. Then again, that would only happen if I did something at home which doesn't always happen.