After Sex Awkward Convo

  • kolkii

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    Feb 19, 2012 10:44 PM GMT
    assuming one isn't sleeping over, and that awkward silence creeps up while putting your clothes back on.

    "now I don't have to cardio," "now I can sleep better," how much does this rent for, and the weather are getting old..

    what other chatter do y'all get into?
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    Feb 19, 2012 10:45 PM GMT
    "The envelope is on the dresser."
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    Feb 19, 2012 10:47 PM GMT
    My fav is "I'm done, get out"

    hehehe keep things simple and to the point.
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    Feb 19, 2012 11:33 PM GMT
    "So, what are you thinking about?"
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    Feb 19, 2012 11:57 PM GMT
    "Hand me that towel, bitch."
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    Feb 20, 2012 12:01 AM GMT
    Wan'a go to the clinic with me, my results are available...we can stop for Slurpees.




    #true story
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    Feb 20, 2012 12:07 AM GMT
    "Wanna take a pregnancy test?"
  • Timbales

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    Feb 20, 2012 12:08 AM GMT
    Nice seeing you, Uncle Carl
  • kolkii

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    Feb 20, 2012 12:15 AM GMT
    sometimes, it feels like protocol especially in my slut phases..

    i asked a guy what's new in the neighborhood forgetting i walked 2 blocks over...
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    Feb 20, 2012 1:52 AM GMT
    I feel like an ass when these conversations come up

    "Well that was fun"
    "No Duh, its sex!"

    "You were pretty rough"
    "You were too..."

    "Do you think I'm sexy"
    "Lets ask my dick"

    "I told you to pull out"
    "Its out now, isnt it"

    "Where's my pants"
    "Where's my phone"

    "I love you"
    "... (Sings Bad Romance)"
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    Feb 20, 2012 1:56 AM GMT
    CoolStoryBro saidI feel like an ass when these conversations come up

    "Well that was fun"
    "No Duh, its sex!"

    "You were pretty rough"
    "You were too..."

    "Do you think I'm sexy"
    "Lets ask my dick"

    "I told you to pull out"
    "Its out now, isnt it"

    "Where's my pants"
    "Where's my phone"

    "I love you"
    "... (Sings Bad Romance)"




    HEY now! Looking for your pants or underwear after a hookup is completely acceptable and legitimate...
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    Feb 20, 2012 2:02 AM GMT
    Timbales saidNice seeing you, Uncle Carl


    LMFAO!!!!!!!!
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    Feb 20, 2012 2:08 AM GMT
    After the wild sex.

    "So whats your next agenda. "


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    Feb 20, 2012 2:10 AM GMT
    Upon seeing my chemistry books/notes: "Do you think you could tutor me?"
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    Feb 20, 2012 2:17 AM GMT
    dustin K txWan'a go to the clinic with me, my results are available...we can stop for Slurpees.


    Hahahahaha, too funny!
  • Trepeat

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    Feb 20, 2012 2:35 AM GMT
    "Use the backdoor/window, my boyfriend/girlfriend`s gonna be home any minute."

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    Feb 20, 2012 2:54 AM GMT
    I wonder if guys from Alabama say Roll-Tide!!!
    That would be so awesome.
  • He_Man

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    Feb 20, 2012 2:57 AM GMT
    paulflexes said"The envelope is on the dresser."



    Aw, you beat me to it...

    Yeah, it's usually "I left the money on the dresser," or "What was your name, again?"
  • araphael

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    Feb 20, 2012 3:11 AM GMT
    Lol, I just envy all of you guys because you are having sex to have this awkward conversation with someone, ha, ha. I love this thread. I can't wait to read some more experiences. May be when I do have sex with someone soon, I hope, I will flash back to this thread conversation. Cool
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    Feb 20, 2012 3:15 AM GMT
    Never had it, usually just have a nice little talk and see if we want to meet again soon and when the guy is usually free....also usually sleep over.
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    Feb 20, 2012 3:59 AM GMT
    CoolStoryBro saidI feel like an ass when these conversations come up

    "Well that was fun"
    "No Duh, its sex!"

    "You were pretty rough"
    "You were too..."

    "Do you think I'm sexy"
    "Lets ask my dick"

    "I told you to pull out"
    "Its out now, isnt it"

    "Where's my pants"
    "Where's my phone"

    "I love you"
    "... (Sings Bad Romance)"

    OMG you have a lot of experience in this area icon_smile.gif Too funny!
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    Feb 20, 2012 4:02 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidMy fav is "I'm done, get out"

    hehehe keep things simple and to the point.



    lol......that's what I love about the





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  • Moonraker

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    Feb 20, 2012 4:24 AM GMT
    I either say:

    Can you break a 20?

    or

    How much do I owe you?
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    Feb 20, 2012 4:25 AM GMT
    so your wife gets home, when?
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    Feb 20, 2012 4:26 AM GMT
    Even though we're cousins Miguel, it's all good .........icon_wink.gif