Chat up routines and come-ons..

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    Jul 02, 2008 12:30 PM GMT
    RJ Boys ..

    I'm useless when it comes to closing the deal, I'm too shy and guys think im stuck up or not interested..

    I'd love to hear your cheesy chat-up routines that work, or what's the biggest turn off when guys are trying to 'pull' you ??

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    Jul 02, 2008 1:05 PM GMT
    Once... I was in a bar, saw this huge built shirtless guy (showing off) - walked right up to him, kissed him, went home with him and we ended up dating for about 6 months. He said, "No one had ever had enough balls to walk up to him and do that and he found it hot." Unfortunately, he found a lot of things hot, so... it didn't last too long.

    A turn off for me - stating the obvious.

    "Wow, you're a big guy." "So, you're into sports?"
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    Jul 02, 2008 1:12 PM GMT
    Biggest turnoff: "You look good for your age."

    Second biggest turnoff: trying to stick your hands down the front or back of my pants.

    Just remember most guys are just as scared as you are. Just be real with them. Treat everyone fairly and don't be a dick. Be nice to people who approach you if you aren't interested.

    One of the things I've found is that the hottest guys are used to everyone making a huge fuss and fawning all over them. I've had some luck in the past just by refusing to play that game with them.
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    Jul 02, 2008 1:21 PM GMT
    Swear this happened and it worked.

    In the bar and chatting up this guy and he says that I can ask him any question, so I asked him, "I wonder what it would taste like to kiss your lips?"

    He replied, "Go ahead."

    I did, and then he asked, "How was it?"

    I replied, "Hmmm, I think I need another sample," and kissed him again.

    We went back to his place shortly afterward.
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    Jul 02, 2008 1:24 PM GMT
    don't compliment the obvious... i walked up to a dude once and told him he had really cute dimples and he rolled his eyes and said 'if another person walks up to me and tells me that i have...' i smiled and walked away.

    i hate being asked where i'm from... i can never tell if they want to know where i live or my ethnicity (usually its the latter... so just come up and ask me straight up).
    'Where're your from'
    'New Jersey'
    'No really... what country??'
    'grrrr...'
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    Jul 02, 2008 1:48 PM GMT
    My advise is to get over your fear and shy feelings and walk up to someone you think is attractive and simply say Hi. I know that for me, i come across as snobby and rude when people that i do not know approach me in a setting where there are a lot of gays. Most people who have taken the time to get to know me realize that i am just a quiet and shy person around people that i do not know because it takes a lot for me to trust people.

    Just be yourself and remember that you are a good looking man. Most people probably think your not interested because they think they are not good looking enough to be with you.
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    Jul 02, 2008 2:39 PM GMT
    yea I hear what your saying ...

    One guy approached me and was mumbling and had sucha strong accent, I couldn't understand him and he kept asking a question that i didn't get, in the end i sounded like a retard he was talking like one... I was like ... dude, this is my song, forget it... ( yes all during mariah carey's touch my body House remix ! how dare he ? )
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    Jul 02, 2008 2:56 PM GMT
    jjdays...

    thanks !! I to write your post on a post-it note and stick it on my forehead ... what a lovely thing to say icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 02, 2008 3:07 PM GMT
    OnRotation saidjjdays...

    thanks !! I to write your post on a post-it note and stick it on my forehead ... what a lovely thing to say icon_smile.gif


    My pleasure!icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 02, 2008 4:04 PM GMT
    gettoknowit..


    whats your myspace url...??
  • auryn

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    Jul 02, 2008 5:21 PM GMT
    You can always try this:

    "Hey sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?" Then follow that up by showing the goods.


    A friend of mine always goes in with an honest compliment and once he gets his prey's attention he immediately goes in for the kill and asks for what he wants, and usually gets it. If he doesn't get anything, he repeats the compliment and expresses that it was sincere and moves on. It's amazing to watch, because it sounds cheesy at the time, but he snogs or I turn around and he's not there for awhile, then returns with this tale of what he just did in the guy's car.
  • zi0nx5

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    Jul 02, 2008 5:22 PM GMT
    jaydubUnfortunately, he found a lot of things hot, so... it didn't last too long.



    icon_biggrin.gif hAHahhaha. sorry, that was really good.

    I'm in the same boat. And whenever I do talk to new people (doesn't matter the context or the intention) my brain seems to be running faster than my mouth can speak so I end up stumbling/stuttering slightly with my words. BLAH.

    Unfortunately, the lines so far don't work at the gym. Oh well icon_rolleyes.gif